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Channel
статус бывшей
@statusex
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · Posts · Cite this entry
300subscribers
-16 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1001885042982 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @statusex |
| Created | Between 1 October 2022 and 30 September 2023 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 8 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 12 October 2026 |
| Measurements held | 9 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 12 October 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/statusex |
Topic
Personal blog — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 22 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 59% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 12 Oct 2026, 13:36 | 300 | -2 |
| 1 Oct 2026, 17:57 | 302 | -6 |
| 16 Sept 2026, 16:58 | 308 | -2 |
| 8 Sept 2026, 08:20 | 310 | +1 |
| 30 Aug 2026, 07:48 | 309 | -3 |
| 23 Aug 2026, 21:54 | 312 | -3 |
| 15 Aug 2026, 15:17 | 315 | -1 |
| 8 Aug 2026, 07:34 | 316 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 13:44 | 316 | first reading |
Engagement
20 posts held, back to 16 December 2025 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 26 May 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Recent posts
сегодня даже хуйней было тяжело заниматься не говоря уже о работе
напоминаю! впереди целое лето, а ты свободна, не беременна, молода, не беременна, красива и не беременна
если бы вы знали сколько раз я не шутила, когда шутила
за слоями постиронии главное не пропустить дебют шизофрении
пока ты думала как бы начать вести соцсети, их всех уже заблокировали
запомни, у тебя впереди солнечное жаркое лето, а он замерзнет в зиме без твоих глаз
не посплетничать, а отрефлексировать совместный социальный опыт
всё что нас не убивает, дает нам больное чувство юмора и нездоровые методы адаптации
а мне нравится тот факт что красивая пахнущая духами женщина в холодной с мороза шубе это теперь не мама а я
первое образование как и первый мужик. ты не обязана всю жизнь прожить с этой хуйней, которая казалась тебе прикольной в 17 лет
мне не нравится мир, где я должна проверять не иишный ли котёнок, прежде чем ему умилиться
Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @statusex. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 12 October 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“статус бывшей” (@statusex), 300 subscribers as measured 12 October 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/statusex.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.