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Формула STAтики

@statikinstruktor

On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Polls · Citations · Cite this entry

443subscribers

+15 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1002786260467
TypeChannel
Username@statikinstruktor
CreatedBetween 1 June 2025 and 30 September 2025 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded8 August 2026
Last confirmed live4 October 2026
Measurements held8
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 4 October 2026
On Telegramt.me/statikinstruktor

Topic

Sports — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 21 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 53% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

4274434357 August 2026 — 428 subscribers7 August 2026 — 429 subscribers8 August 2026 — 429 subscribers14 August 2026 — 431 subscribers20 August 2026 — 427 subscribers28 August 2026 — 429 subscribers11 September 2026 — 440 subscribers4 October 2026 — 443 subscribers7 August 20264 October 2026
8 measurements spanning 58 days, net +15. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 425–445 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
4 Oct 2026, 16:15443+3
11 Sept 2026, 19:57440+11
28 Aug 2026, 07:14429+2
20 Aug 2026, 19:22427-4
14 Aug 2026, 08:15431+2
8 Aug 2026, 05:19429no change
7 Aug 2026, 22:51429+1
7 Aug 2026, 17:28428first reading

Engagement

20 posts held, back to 23 April 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 23 July 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

What this channel posts

Video runtime
11m 09s
Average length
1m 24s

Measured directly from 8 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.

Reaction mix

430 reactions across 18 posts, in 11 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 34.7% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
🔥14934.7%
👍10825.1%
❤10023.3%
💯317.21%
🤣112.56%
👏92.09%
😁71.63%
🙏71.63%
✍51.16%
❤‍🔥20.465%
🤔10.233%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 18 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 430 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 23 April 2026 to 23 July 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

23 Jul 2026, 20:35 UTC279 views19 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Video

....смеялись над статикой в ванне...? - вот вам- получите распишитесь...😁😁 Вдвоем, всё как положено..)))

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19 Jul 2026, 17:38 UTC443 views22 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Video

Не СТАТИКОЙ единой!))) Это озеро Валдай Нырок Виталь Савелича по дну на 42 метра. Я встречал. Всё стабильно- темно, холодно, сурово и по-прежнему непередаваемо..) 👍👍👍 Выезд клуба AMAfreediving на этих выходных

🔥12❤10

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4 Jul 2026, 09:51 UTC571 viewsread 8 August 2026
Poll

Приезжаю на соревы

  1. Впритык без запаса - переоделся и в воду8%
  2. За час до разминки69%
  3. Больше чем за час22%
  4. Ночую в бассейне накануне2%

Shares as published, totalling 101%. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.

Signed DMITRII SHABURIN

4 Jul 2026, 09:48 UTC505 views5 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Video

Боевая готовность фридайвера: за сколько приезжать на соревнования? Говорят, что пилоты истребителя в состоянии боевой готовности меняются в кабине каждые 2 часа, если команды на взлет не было. Потому что нельзя бесконечно сидеть на взведённой пружине — нервная система устаёт, фокус рассеивается, и в критический момент пилот уже не сможет ...) У фридайвера — та же история. Соревновательная статика — это не просто …

👍4❤1

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28 Jun 2026, 19:42 UTC434 views25 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Photo

Карго-культ во фридайвинге: почему копировать рекордсменов — не всегда путь к прогрессу История знает удивительный феномен — карго-культ. Во время Второй мировой войны на островах Меланезии американские военные делились с местными жителями припасами, медикаментами и даже наушниками с рациями. Когда война закончилась и американцы ушли, аборигены, чтобы вернуть «дары небес», стали копировать их действия: мастерили дер…

💯13❤9🔥3

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18 Jun 2026, 05:41 UTC481 views15 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Video

Кто не в теме - зацените как организовать микс-файт тренировку статистов и брассистов на одной дорожке!!)) Лайфхаки от ВитальСавелича!)) 🔥🔥🔥

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13 Jun 2026, 11:43 UTC722 views17 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Video

Тапками не кидаться - это моё частное мнение!!)) В комментах можно собрать остальные кинутые тапки)

👍8🔥6👏2❤1

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12 Jun 2026, 14:04 UTC590 views44 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Video

Флориан после своих 9:01 в Белграде запостил у себя в нельзяграмме разбор своей попытки (я постараюсь тоже перезапостить) - тут перевод. Согласен на 100% с его выводами. Шикарно когда есть возможность услышать и учитывать опыт лучших!) Я выиграл чемпионат мира AIDA, но при этом допустил три серьёзные ошибки, которые уменьшили мой результат. Если вы участвуете в соревнованиях по фридайвингу, есть очень большая вероя…

🔥22❤12👍6💯3🙏1

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11 Jun 2026, 15:57 UTC389 views33 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Photo

Психотехники для статики: Полная коллекция 📚 Друзья, за прошедшее время мы собрали приличную библиотеку рабочих психотехник для статики. От простых приёмов до продвинутых методов работы с контракциями. Чтобы вам было проще ориентироваться и возвращаться к нужным материалам, собрали все ссылки на посты с техниками в одном месте. Сохраняйте себе и пользуйтесь на тренировках 👇 Архив психотехник «Формулы STA»: https…

❤16🔥10🙏4❤‍🔥2👏1

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28 May 2026, 06:48 UTC438 views29 reactionsread 8 August 2026
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Как заставить время лететь в статике? Сделать её предсказуемой Эйнштейн однажды сказал: «Время ускоряется, когда ум предсказывает. Время замедляется, когда ум удивляется. Тот, кто хочет прожить долгую жизнь — должен удивляться каждый день». Долгое время это считалось философской метафорой. Но в 2021 году нейробиолог Дэвид Иглмен из Стэнфорда доказал: Эйнштейн описал реальный механизм работы мозга с точностью, опере…

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25 May 2026, 11:06 UTC438 viewsread 8 August 2026

Коллеги, на завтра на вторник 26.05 есть пара мест на STA на Варшавскую. Велком) https://n1043989.yclients.com/

Signed DMITRII SHABURIN

24 May 2026, 09:53 UTC524 views22 reactionsread 8 August 2026
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Не пугайтесь, это организм делает свою работу. На последней тренировке с Евгений разныривались. Уже не в первый раз она залежала одну из длинных попыток. И в этот момент организм, видимо, начал переходить в какое‑то новое для неё состояние. Она вылетела наверх быстрее, чем обычно (но не пулей, просто активнее). И при этом — с хорошим запасом. Она это понимает, я это вижу. Спрашиваю: «А что случилось?» — «Мне внез…

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Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @statikinstruktor. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Polls

The poll we hold for this entry, as Telegram rendered it when we read the post. A poll’s figures keep moving after that, so each one is dated.

4 Jul 2026, 09:51 UTCAnonymous Poll49 voters

Приезжаю на соревы

  1. Впритык без запаса - переоделся и в воду8%
  2. За час до разминки69%
  3. Больше чем за час22%
  4. Ночую в бассейне накануне2%

Shares as published, totalling 101%. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.

Percentages only — there are no per-option vote counts here, because Telegram publishes none. The public post preview gives each option’s share and a single voter total, and nothing else. Multiplying one by the other would produce a per-option tally that looks measured and is not: the shares are rounded to whole numbers before we ever see them. We print what was published and leave the column that does not exist empty.

The shares need not add up to 100. Rounding alone puts many polls at 99 or 101. A poll that allows more than one answer per voter runs well past 100 by design, and several here do. The bars are drawn against a fixed 100% track at each option’s own percentage rather than normalised to the total, so a poll that exceeds it shows that it does instead of being quietly rescaled.

Read from the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 23 April 2026 to 23 July 2026. Telegram labels each poll by kind — an anonymous poll, a quiz, a closed set of final results — and that label is reproduced rather than paraphrased.

Forward network

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Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 4 October 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Формула STAтики” (@statikinstruktor), 443 subscribers as measured 4 October 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/statikinstruktor.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.