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沙雕段子

@ssbfun

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1,331subscribers

-12 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 1,000–3,162.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001734816672
TypeChannel
Username@ssbfun
CreatedBetween 1 December 2021 and 30 April 2023— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded7 August 2026
Last confirmed live22 August 2026
Measurements held7
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 22 August 2026
On Telegramt.me/ssbfun

Growth

1,3311,3431,3377 August 2026 — 1,343 subscribers7 August 2026 — 1,343 subscribers10 August 2026 — 1,341 subscribers13 August 2026 — 1,338 subscribers16 August 2026 — 1,336 subscribers19 August 2026 — 1,334 subscribers22 August 2026 — 1,331 subscribers7 August 202622 August 2026
7 measurements spanning 15 days, net -12. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 1,329–1,345 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
22 Aug 2026, 11:061,331-3
19 Aug 2026, 01:271,334-2
16 Aug 2026, 08:561,336-2
13 Aug 2026, 03:551,338-3
10 Aug 2026, 07:081,341-2
7 Aug 2026, 10:021,343no change
7 Aug 2026, 09:511,343first reading

Engagement

20 posts held, back to 20 April 2025the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 7 May 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

Reaction mix

16 reactions across 6 posts, in 7 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 31.3% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
🤡531.3%
425.0%
💩318.8%
🌚16.25%
👍16.25%
😐16.25%
🤬16.25%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 11 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 16reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 20 April 2025 to 7 May 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

20 Dec 2025, 16:24 UTC≈1,040 viewsread 7 August 2026

@所有人 以后再有上班时间抠女客户b的,被我看到的,发现一次扣200块钱工资! 记住了,咱们是正规健身房教练,不是夜店的鸭子!收到回复"收到"

5 Jun 2025, 12:43 UTC≈2,120 views0 reactionsread 7 August 2026

今年贷款也要娶个老婆 总玩别人的也不是办法

22 May 2025, 16:13 UTC≈2,240 views5 reactionsread 7 August 2026

去天安门看早上的升旗给我看哭了,如果祖国需要我,我随时可以去国家电网、石油、烟草单位入职。

💩31🤡1

14 May 2025, 03:02 UTC≈1,990 viewsread 7 August 2026

我靠,刚刚在路上被一个穿白袜的圆脸寸头络腮胡眼镜男拦下了,让我帮忙扫一个二维码,说是什么你懂的,我以为有什么当地美食推荐就同意了,然后扫了一下就进来你们群了

13 May 2025, 05:14 UTC≈1,720 viewsread 7 August 2026

女生说看看胸肌。这个时候你就要注意了,她真正想看的,并不是你的胸肌,而是你日复一日训练的苦楚,是你这些年打碎牙也往肚子里咽的无助,是你饱读的诗书,她只是想通过看胸肌来感受她没有陪你走过的路。遇到这么懂事的女孩,你一定要珍惜

13 May 2025, 05:14 UTC≈1,440 views1 reactionsread 7 August 2026

我感到浑身乏力,仿佛所有的精力都已经耗尽。这种感觉就像是在漫无边际的海洋中漂流,四周茫茫,无法触及岸边。我的眼皮变得沉重,意识也开始模糊,我知道,这是身体在告诉我,我需要打飞机了。

1

12 May 2025, 16:03 UTC≈1,210 viewsread 7 August 2026

5月更新公告 *修复了蚊子刷新数量过少的问题 *修复了夜晚蚊子声音过小的问题 *降低了玩家对蚊子命中率 *加强了蚊子隐身的速度 *修复了蚊子不能穿过蚊帐的问题 *加强了蚊子对杀虫剂的抵抗力 *加强蚊子叮咬后伤口的痕痒程度和持续时间 *改善了蚊子的索敌优先级,现在优先针对耳朵等敏感部位 *新增蚊子可组队机制 *新增一定概率刷新特殊蚊子,可携带过敏源 *蚊子优先攻击

12 May 2025, 15:47 UTC952 viewsread 7 August 2026

别假装对我好了,我月底才发工资 ,520还要上班。

Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @ssbfun. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 22 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“沙雕段子” (@ssbfun), 1,331 subscribers as measured 22 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/ssbfun.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.