18 Aug 2025, 15:42 UTC319 viewsread 7 August 2026
Remember when picking up “a few bits” at the supermarket didn’t cost £54?
Channel
Very British Problems
@soverybritish
On this record: Growth · Engagement · Posts · Cite this entry
182subscribers
-2 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1001373038283 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @soverybritish |
| Created | Between 1 March 2018 and 3 January 2019— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 7 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 22 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 4 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 22 August 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/soverybritish |
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 22 Aug 2026, 12:45 | 182 | -1 |
| 15 Aug 2026, 14:55 | 183 | -1 |
| 7 Aug 2026, 08:01 | 184 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 02:07 | 184 | first reading |
Engagement
20 posts held, back to 3 January 2019 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 18 August 2025. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Recent posts
30 Dec 2024, 22:32 UTC685 viewsread 7 August 2026
Time for a brisk walk to burn off the 50,000 calories consumed this week. 10-15 minutes should do it. And then... probably a ham sandwich.
22 Jan 2023, 17:02 UTC≈1,260 viewsread 7 August 2026
No, I am not “wasting the day” I am “capitalising on my sofa opportunities”
31 Jan 2022, 21:05 UTC≈1,510 viewsread 7 August 2026
Life is just making it through each day until it’s finally “phone in bed” time.
26 Jan 2022, 06:14 UTC≈1,520 viewsread 7 August 2026
“Oh I’d love to but I can’t” - Translation: I don’t want to so I won’t.
26 Feb 2021, 08:48 UTC≈1,650 viewsread 7 August 2026
"Honestly... It's fine" - Translation: My brain is vibrating with pure rage.
21 Jan 2021, 06:05 UTC≈1,600 viewsread 7 August 2026
Squeezing on to a wooden table in a beer garden with a cold drink. Looking at the menu but choosing the burger, again. Asking if it’s okay to get some ketchup and mayo, please. Telling friends go on have a chip. Bloody wasp! Wishing you’d worn sun cream. Can’t wait for that.
22 Oct 2020, 15:27 UTC≈1,410 viewsread 7 August 2026
“You still awake?” “Nope”
25 Mar 2020, 07:41 UTC≈1,350 viewsread 7 August 2026
How to fix something: -Say "let's have a look" -Describe the brokenness -Break it a bit more -Say "nah it's broken" -Place hands on hips -Slowly walk away
25 Jul 2019, 21:47 UTC≈1,290 viewsread 7 August 2026
“I’m off to bed” - Translation: I’m off to stick my legs in and out of the duvet and spin my pillow around until morning
13 Jul 2019, 17:52 UTC≈1,180 viewsread 7 August 2026
"Give them a ring" "I've emailed" "Be quicker to ring" "I've sent a text as well" "Just ring them" "I'll send another email"
1 Jul 2019, 15:46 UTC≈1,030 viewsread 7 August 2026
How to buy something in a shop: 1. Enter shop 2. Choose item(s) 3. Go to till 4. Say “just these, please”
Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @soverybritish. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 22 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Very British Problems” (@soverybritish), 182 subscribers as measured 22 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/soverybritish.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.