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78subscribers

+1 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001779507224
TypeChannel
Username@somethingswillhappen
CreatedBetween 1 December 2021 and 30 April 2023 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded9 August 2026
Last confirmed live8 October 2026
Measurements held3
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 8 October 2026
On Telegramt.me/somethingswillhappen

Topic

Other / unclassifiable — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 8 October 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 78% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

777877.57 August 2026 — 77 subscribers9 August 2026 — 77 subscribers8 October 2026 — 78 subscribers7 August 20268 October 2026
3 measurements spanning 62 days, net +1. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 77–78 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
8 Oct 2026, 22:1878+1
9 Aug 2026, 20:4577no change
7 Aug 2026, 19:2577first reading

Engagement

19 posts held, back to 10 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 19 posts for this entry, the most recent from 15 July 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

Reaction mix

16 reactions across 5 posts, in 5 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 31.3% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
🤯531.3%
👌425.0%
👍318.8%
😁318.8%
😢16.25%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 6 of the 19 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 16 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 19 most recent posts we hold, published 10 July 2026 to 15 July 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

15 Jul 2026, 15:27 UTC40 views1 reactionsread 9 August 2026

ولی امروز از صبح من ۳ فقره تصادف دیدم و نزدیک بود چهارمی‌ش خودم باشم! به همین مناسبت امروز رو روز تصادفات نامگذاری می‌کنم. شما هم علی‌الحساب حواستون به خودتون باشه تا ببینیم سالم می‌مونیم از این بلای ناگهانی.

😢1

15 Jul 2026, 15:24 UTC37 viewsread 9 August 2026

برای دوستم داشتم تعریف می‌کردم. در ادامه ماجرا بهش گفتم: چرا باید کف خیابون انقدر خیس باشه اصلا!؟ جواب داد: اصلا چرا باید این ماشین‌های ایرانی و داغون کف خیابون باشه!؟ :)))))))

15 Jul 2026, 15:20 UTC36 viewsread 9 August 2026

امروز نزدیک بود با ماشینم چپ کنم! چرا!؟ چون کف خیابون آب ریخته بود و ماشین که رفت رو آب‌ها سُر خورد. هیچی دیگه بسکه زندگی‌هامون رو رواله، همچین اتفاقات مسخره‌ای هم می‌افته که روز آدم رو به گند بکشه.

13 Jul 2026, 16:03 UTC37 viewsread 9 August 2026

اصلا به ناخن‌هام توجه کردین!؟ 😒🤨

13 Jul 2026, 14:28 UTC41 viewsread 9 August 2026

دو تا پسر خارجی نمی‌دونم چطور و چرا جوین کانال شده‌ن! انگار روس‌تبار هستند با توجه به بایوشون. دور از ادب نباشه بهشون خوشامد نگفته‌م!؟ :)))))

13 Jul 2026, 14:24 UTC39 viewsread 9 August 2026

اون کیه که باوجود اینکه ضدآفتاب دور چشم، کرم دور چشم، و یسری لوازم آرایشش تمام شده و باید تمدیدشون کنه، رفته یه عالمه پول داده و اکسسوری خریده!؟ بله بله، من من کله گنده! :)

12 Jul 2026, 15:32 UTC48 viewsread 9 August 2026

بچه‌ها یه نکته‌ای رو الان لازم دونستم بهتون بگم، اینکه من تو این شرایط بازم تمرینم رو ادامه دادم، بخاطر این بود که می‌خواستم خودم رو به چالش بکشم و ببینم تحمل گرمایی‌م چقدره و واکنش بدنم در مقابل این تمرین در گرما چی خواهد بود. جالب اینکه اولش برام واقعا سخت بود. تنفسم سنگین بود و ضربان قلبم خیلی بالا بود، بدنم تعریق زیادی داشت(چیزی که در بدن من به ندرتتتتت اتفاق می‌افته) و دمای بدنم بالا رفته بود ولی با گذر زمانو ج…

12 Jul 2026, 14:10 UTC47 viewsread 9 August 2026

ولی حال خوب امروزم رو خانمی که همیشه واسه تمیزکاری باشگاه میاد، ساخت. وقتی وسط تمرینم رفته بودم دم یخچال که از هوای خنکش کمی، فقط کمی، خنک بشم؛ و برگشت ازم پرسید" صبا جون شما هم مربی بدنسازی هستین!؟" و در جواب بله‌ی من، از ته دلش گفت" امیدوارم خیلی زود باشگاه خودتو راه بندازی." 🥹😍🥲🫠

12 Jul 2026, 13:28 UTC49 viewsread 9 August 2026
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تمرین نفس‌گیر امروز بدون کولر و در دمای ۴۰ درجه! 🥵 پ.ن: ایستگاه اول اون تری‌ستِ دهن‌سرویس‌کنه! :)))

12 Jul 2026, 13:07 UTC45 viewsread 9 August 2026

امروز ظهر رفتم باشگاه که بعد از مدت‌ها با دل راحت فانکشنالِ سنگین کار کنم، وسط ست دوم ایستگاه اول تمرینم، برق رفت! هیچی دیگه، مجبور شدم باقی تمرینم رو تو سکوت و گرما درحالیکه همه‌ی وجودم از شدت تعریق و هوای داغ می‌سوخت، ادامه بدم. وسط‌‌ تمرینم گهگاهی به اون بزرگواری که می‌گفت: "برق نیست! وقتی برق نیست از کجا بیارن که به مردم برق‌رسانی کنند!!؟؟" هم فحش‌های حقی دادم.(تنها کاری که از دستم بر می‌اومد! :))))))) )

Showing the 12 most recent of 19 posts we hold for @somethingswillhappen. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 8 October 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“●~●” (@somethingswillhappen), 78 subscribers as measured 8 October 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/somethingswillhappen.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.