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@smtheasy

On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry

453subscribers

-1 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1002296834138
TypeChannel
Username@smtheasy
CreatedBetween 1 September 2024 and 31 March 2025 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded7 October 2026
Last confirmed live9 October 2026
Measurements held6
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 9 October 2026
On Telegramt.me/smtheasy

Topic

Other / unclassifiable — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 7 October 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 90% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

451454452.57 August 2026 — 454 subscribers14 August 2026 — 451 subscribers14 September 2026 — 453 subscribers28 September 2026 — 454 subscribers7 October 2026 — 454 subscribers9 October 2026 — 453 subscribers4537 August 20269 October 2026
6 measurements spanning 63 days, net -1. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 451–454 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
9 Oct 2026, 22:42453-1
7 Oct 2026, 17:23454no change
28 Sept 2026, 23:00454+1
14 Sept 2026, 07:37453+2
14 Aug 2026, 23:28451-3
7 Aug 2026, 14:50454first reading

Engagement

16 posts held, back to 28 February 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 16 posts for this entry, the most recent from 22 May 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

What this channel posts

Video runtime
8m 28s
Average length
1m 04s

Measured directly from 8 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.

Reaction mix

202 reactions across 16 posts, in 15 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 53.0% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
❤10753.0%
🔥3115.3%
❤‍🔥136.44%
😁136.44%
👍115.45%
💯73.47%
🤣73.47%
💔31.49%
🎉20.99%
👏20.99%
😭20.99%
🗿10.495%
😘10.495%
🤡10.495%
🥴10.495%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 16 of the 16 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 202 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 16 most recent posts we hold, published 28 February 2026 to 22 May 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

22 May 2026, 11:50 UTC278 views3 reactionsread 7 October 2026
Forwarded from @telopoiesisPhoto

ещё был цветной мультик

❤3

15 May 2026, 12:07 UTC349 views14 reactionsread 7 October 2026
Photo

это про чтп, конечно )

💯6😁6🤡1🥴1

13 May 2026, 06:48 UTC258 views21 reactionsread 7 October 2026
Forwarded from @telopoiesisVideo

пора морально готовиться к yield )) 23-24 мая . последний чтп офлайн в москве в ближайшем обозримом будущем радость, не отличающаяся от тела

🔥11❤4❤‍🔥3🤣3

22 Apr 2026, 17:12 UTC411 views13 reactionsread 7 October 2026
Video

Video, posted without a caption

🤣4🔥3😁3❤‍🔥2💯1

9 Apr 2026, 07:29 UTC491 views36 reactionsread 7 October 2026
Photo

почему танец – это не 'помахать руками' подумал сегодня, что танец приглашает в тело совсем по-другому, чем, например, терапия или спорт. вам это может показаться удивительным, но вы, скорее всего, вовсе не управляете своим телом. им управляют объекты. реальные, такие как кружка, стул, одежда, клавиши, или воображаемые, такие как туда, вверх, вниз, назад, которые на самом деле тоже сначала были реальными объектами,…

❤15❤‍🔥8🔥8👍2😭2💔1

1 Apr 2026, 18:10 UTC318 views5 reactionsread 7 October 2026
Forwarded from @telopoiesisVideo

reach-2 это тот самый класс, где есть небольшие связочки не очень удобных движений

❤4👍1

1 Apr 2026, 13:42 UTC299 views9 reactionsread 7 October 2026
Forwarded from @telopoiesisVideo

reach-2 . один из самых приятных и восстанавливающих паттернов . идеальная неизбежная работа с невидимым-бессознательным телом . стать шакти своего большего тела непросто // в тот момент и в том месте, где вы хотите устремиться в небо, небо уже касается и приглашает вас

❤9

28 Mar 2026, 15:01 UTC345 views6 reactionsread 7 October 2026
Forwarded from @telopoiesisVideo

больше тела, больше удовольствия reach-2 – один из самых приятных паттернов на видео я показываю движение, которое я инициирую в материнском целоме (как я его знаю и воспринимаю на тот момент)

❤5👍1

28 Mar 2026, 15:00 UTC295 views7 reactionsread 7 October 2026
Forwarded from @telopoiesisPhoto

reach-2 что-то простое с ильей беленковым 4-5 апреля . москва смирение с большим целым своего тела. бессознательное, большая воля, дополнительная материя тела. текущий тело-ум как часть грядущего большего тела-ума. восполнение собой другого. в этот раз нас будет ждать ещё один паттерн, предполагающий выход за свои пределы. но в отличие от reach-1, образно предполагающего съесть что-то, восстановить свою цельность ч…

❤6👍1

8 Mar 2026, 05:56 UTC444 views19 reactionsread 7 October 2026

не верьте своему телу. сегодня вам главное – добраться до зала🐛

❤13😁4🗿1😘1

6 Mar 2026, 18:27 UTC499 views17 reactionsread 7 October 2026
Photo

reach-1 можно сказать весь год мы готовились к этому классу. это настолько важный и принципиально невозможный паттерн, что я его откладывал на последние встречи. немного переживаю о том, как мы с ним справимся после перерыва, поскольку без тонуса нам нечего делать в этой теме. новое и основное здесь – даже не столько перемещение в пространстве, а умение и понимание, как находиться в двух местах одновременно. это не…

❤8🔥5👍4

Showing the 12 most recent of 16 posts we hold for @smtheasy. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Forward network

Republishes

Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Names

Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 9 October 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“что-то простое” (@smtheasy), 453 subscribers as measured 9 October 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/smtheasy.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.