Почему евреи не делают репосты? У них нет кнопки поделиться.
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Channel
@smexandymor
On this record: Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Handles named that no longer answer · Cite this entry
4,217subscribers
-15 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 3,162–10,000.
| Telegram ID | -1001800587986 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @smexandymor |
| Created | Between 1 September 2022 and 18 September 2023— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 7 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 22 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 6 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 22 August 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/smexandymor |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 22 Aug 2026, 06:47 | 4,217 | -5 |
| 18 Aug 2026, 15:13 | 4,222 | -1 |
| 15 Aug 2026, 06:35 | 4,223 | -2 |
| 11 Aug 2026, 15:04 | 4,225 | -6 |
| 8 Aug 2026, 09:41 | 4,231 | -1 |
| 7 Aug 2026, 09:46 | 4,232 | first reading |
20 posts held, back to 18 September 2023 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 5 pagesof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 25 October 2023. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
739 reactions across 20 posts, in 4 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 55.2% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 😁 | 408 | 55.2% | |
| 👍 | 247 | 33.4% | |
| 🤔 | 47 | 6.36% | |
| 👎 | 37 | 5.01% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 20 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 739reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 18 September 2023 to 25 October 2023, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Почему евреи не делают репосты? У них нет кнопки поделиться.
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Сборная Армении по футболу после матча недорого развозит болельщиков по домам.
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Водителя маршрутки похоронили за 50 метров от того места, где он попросил.
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Photo, posted without a caption
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Photo, posted without a caption
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Решил мужик пасеку с пчелами прикупить. Долго выбирал, на одном варианте спрашивает у хозяина: - А почему ваши пчелы стоят в два раза дороже чем у всех? - У нас пчелы особенные,они людей не жалят! - Не верю! - Давайте на спор! Привяжем вас голого к дереву,если хоть одна ужалит,пасеку отдам даром,а если нет - покупай! - Согласен! Мужика раздели, привязали, остaвили на день, пришли под вечер, а мужик ни живой, ни мертв…
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🤣Жена - проститутка Heт в ceмьe дeнeг. Жeнa гoвoрит муж: — Дaвaй Я пoйду нa трaccу зaрaбaтывaть. Mуж: — Xoрoшo, Я буду cутeнeрoм. Taк и cдeлaли. Жeнa cтoит у дoрoги, муж cидит в куcтax. Ocтaнaвливaeтcя мaшинa. Boдитeль cпрaшивaeт: — Cкoлькo cтoит? Жeнa: — Пoдoжди ceкунду? — и бeжит в куcты к мужу — Bacя, Oн cпрaшивaeт cкoлькo? Mуж: — Cкaжи ceкc 100$, мин@т 50$ Жeнa прибeгaeт к вoдитeлю: — Ceкc 100$, мин@т 50$! Boдит…
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🤣Ты в курсе, как я со своей Ленкой-то познакомился? — Не-а, расскажи. — Прикинь, в аптеке, в очереди за резинками! — Да ты что!? — Ага. Я себе в запас брал, ну и говорю аптекарше: «Шесть презервативов». Смотрю, стоящая позади меня девушка улыбается. Я понял, что настал мой звёздный час и говорю ей: «Зря смеёшься», и в окошко: «Семь презервативов». Очередь за нами на ха-ха пробивается, я — в лучах славы! — Клёво! — Ну…
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🔞Медсестра в больнице готовит к операции 80-летнего старика. Она должна побрить его в паху. Она снимает одеяло и видит огромный чл@н. Девушка с восхищением: - Дедушка, - это же настоящая мечта, это-же настоящий молот!!! Старик с гордостью: - Еще лет 10 назад, я на него вешал ведро с водой и пробегал 100 метров, не помогая руками! Медсестра: - Ну теперь-то, наверное, это уже не получается?! Дедуля в ответ… …Читать про…
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Едет Красная Шапочка к бабушке на велосипеде, а тут выбегает Серый Волк и ломает Шапочке велосипед. И вот откуда ни возьмись, появляется Медведь и говорит: - Волк позорный, ты чего тут беспредельничаешь? Это мой лес! А ну быстро починил Шапке велосипед! Волк берет сварочный аппарат, и долго, долго варит... Едет Шапочка дальше, заходит к бабушке и спрашивает:
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Как найти хорошую веревку на алиэкспрессе? Берите ту, у которой меньше всего отзывов.
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Стоит проститутка лет 16. Подходит мужик: — Девочка, а если твоя мама узнает что ты тут стоишь? — Она меня убьёт. Это её территория.
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Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @smexandymor. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
@smexandymor named 2 handles that resolve to nothing today. That is a fact about the reference, not necessarily a fact about the handle’s history — see the two groups below.
Most of these may never have existed as a live channel at all.A handle a channel names can be a typo, an aspirational name nobody registered, or a channel that was already gone before this one ever mentioned it. Unless a row below is marked evidenced, all we know is that it references a handle that is not a live channel today — not that anything “died”. How this is measured.
References a handle that is not a live channel — we have no record it ever was one.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 22 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“ТОП Анекдот” (@smexandymor), 4,217 subscribers as measured 22 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/smexandymor.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.