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Жрёт и не краснеет

@simpleruwoman

On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Cite this entry

254subscribers

-3 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1002708832718
TypeChannel
Username@simpleruwoman
CreatedBetween 1 June 2025 and 31 August 2025 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded8 August 2026
Last confirmed live8 October 2026
Measurements held8
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 8 October 2026
On Telegramt.me/simpleruwoman

Topic

Other / unclassifiable — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 23 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 92% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

253258255.57 August 2026 — 257 subscribers8 August 2026 — 257 subscribers15 August 2026 — 258 subscribers22 August 2026 — 257 subscribers29 August 2026 — 258 subscribers7 September 2026 — 255 subscribers14 September 2026 — 253 subscribers8 October 2026 — 254 subscribers2547 August 20268 October 2026
8 measurements spanning 62 days, net -3. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 252–259 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
8 Oct 2026, 15:37254+1
14 Sept 2026, 19:20253-2
7 Sept 2026, 21:59255-3
29 Aug 2026, 16:46258+1
22 Aug 2026, 00:35257-1
15 Aug 2026, 04:22258+1
8 Aug 2026, 09:17257no change
7 Aug 2026, 17:05257first reading

Engagement

20 posts held, back to 22 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 7 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

What this channel posts

Video runtime
7s
Average length
7s

Measured directly from 1 video with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.

Reaction mix

187 reactions across 20 posts, in 7 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 33.7% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
❤6333.7%
🔥5931.6%
😁4423.5%
🤣115.88%
🤩52.67%
💯42.14%
💊10.535%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 20 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 187 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 22 July 2026 to 7 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

7 Aug 2026, 11:09 UTC37 views5 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Video

Как помыть 9 килограмм лимонов? И что с ними делать? Сок - на два литра фреша Цедра - ещё не решили, что конкретно будет Жмых - заморозить и на зиму в чай. Самое грустное в этой ситуации, что у меня место в морозилке заканчивается. Вот прям совсем

🔥3❤1😁1

6 Aug 2026, 09:57 UTC39 views8 reactionsread 8 August 2026

А знаете все почему? а потому что кофе с корицей приманивает деньги. Сэкономил - значит заработал. Вот и думайте. И кофе выпейте

❤4😁4

6 Aug 2026, 09:49 UTC43 views9 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Video

Товарищи акционеры, В ленте форель по 799 рублей за кило. Одна рыбина примерно на 1,5 килограмма. А это: 🐟 Уха по-фински, 2 литра 🐟 5 небольших стейков 🐟 Средний кусок на засолку, то есть три завтрака бутерами с красной рыбой. Ы—ыкономия

🤩5🤣3😁1

5 Aug 2026, 19:25 UTC47 views8 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Photo

У меня внезапный чипсовый фаворит. Они одновременно лейс "сырные" и лейс "зеленый лук". Очень летний вкус

🔥5❤3

3 Aug 2026, 06:39 UTC76 views14 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Photo

С днем арбуза! Купите себе 7 килограмм счастья и уссытесь ❤️

😁10❤4

2 Aug 2026, 16:23 UTC84 views8 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Где-то в Азии проходит незримая линия, когда жареный рис становится пловом. И ещё одна такая линия расположена где-то в Европе и плов превращается в паэлью

🤣5😁3

2 Aug 2026, 09:24 UTC93 views9 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Photo

Делаем мятную эссенцию, без варки, спирта с сохранением всякого полезного Лучшее средство от жары и для усиления вкуса — мята. Я смешивала уже с кофе, с арбузным соком, просто с водой газированной-получается отвал всего. Мелко Режем мяту. Максимально мелко. Дальше укладываем в банку слоями: Мята Сахар Мята Затем сбрызгиваем соком целого лимона, плотно закрываем крышкой и на пару дней в холодильник. Из мяты выде…

❤5🔥4

1 Aug 2026, 10:09 UTC72 views11 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Photo

Берём во вкусе очка приторно сладкий карамельный фраппе, добавляем шот эспрессо — получаем прекрасный кофейный коктейль

🔥6❤5

31 Jul 2026, 14:52 UTC83 views8 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Миллениалы, общий сбор! По рилсам из запрещено грамма узнала, что в перекрёстках появился торт: Happee birthdae Harry. Я в свой проверила, у меня нет( Но может вам повезёт, проверяйте, поздравьте мальчика, который выжил тортиком

🔥6❤2

30 Jul 2026, 11:31 UTC91 views10 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Photo

Кабачковые извращения 🍆 Готовим размякшую фри закуску из кабачка Режем наш дорогой вездесущий овощ брусочками, посыпаем любимыми специями и солью. Немного ждём, чтобы выделилась жидкость, а затем обваливаем в крахмале. Выкладываем на противень и трём сверху твердый сыр. В духовку на 200° на 40 минут. Не особо хрустящие, но безумно вкусные палочки к вину или пиву. Возможно в аэрогриле получатся хрустящими. Но, как…

🔥5❤3😁2

30 Jul 2026, 08:06 UTC82 views8 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Photo

Не забываем про кофе с корицей. Тем более в такую погоду двойной согревающий эффект просто необходим

💯4❤3🔥1

29 Jul 2026, 18:48 UTC87 views10 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Photo

Среда это маленькая пятница А я к вам с внезапным вкусовым сочетанием: курица КФЦ Ростикс и рислинг. Эффект неожиданно вкусный, но не вау 🤷‍♂️ Кислотность рислинга неплохо гасит остроту специй, а курочка идеально сочетается с лёгкостью вина. Поэтому будем повторять 😊

❤5🔥5

Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @simpleruwoman. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 8 October 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Жрёт и не краснеет” (@simpleruwoman), 254 subscribers as measured 8 October 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/simpleruwoman.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.