Channel
@sidemissions
On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
17subscribers
+0 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1002514640795 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @sidemissions |
| Created | Between 1 March 2025 and 21 May 2025— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 11 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 14 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 2 |
| On Telegram | t.me/sidemissions |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 11 Aug 2026, 20:30 | 17 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 16:43 | 17 | first reading |
20 posts held, back to 21 May 2025 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 30 January 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 11 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.
Measured directly from 1 video with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
99 reactions across 19 posts, in 11 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 39.4% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 😁 | 39 | 39.4% | |
| ❤ | 20 | 20.2% | |
| 🤣 | 14 | 14.1% | |
| 🔥 | 7 | 7.07% | |
| 💯 | 5 | 5.05% | |
| 🫡 | 4 | 4.04% | |
| 😱 | 3 | 3.03% | |
| 🤝 | 3 | 3.03% | |
| 🤔 | 2 | 2.02% | |
| 🍾 | 1 | 1.01% | |
| 😢 | 1 | 1.01% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 19 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 99reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 21 May 2025 to 30 January 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Смотрел тут кино о том, как хирургу в России пришлось мчаться к больному за 400 километров, а потом оперировать его ложкой, потому что там не было даже нормального фельдшерского пункта. А еще всю дорогу врать маме, потому что такие выезды очень опасны. И вместо награды ей дали возможность выйти оттуда натянув многоразовый чужой комбез на красивое платье, она еще и сережки потеряла во время прогулки. Странный фильм.
🤣6❤1
Я понял одну не самую приятную для себя вещь. Ощущение, что ты сможешь как то регулировать качество того, что ты пишешь - это иллюзия. Можно больше подготовиться, взять времени на обдумывание, но начать писать лучше или хуже нельзя. Все гораздо сильнее зависит от того много ли практики у тебя последние месяцы, есть ли настроение и драйвит ли тебя тема. И все. Дальше ты просто садишься и пишешь как можешь. Не лучше …
❤3💯3
В Питере как и всегда своя атмосфера
🔥3❤2😱1
Мой психолог: Ваши страхи беспочвенны, нейрокосмонавтов не существует. В это время нейрокосмонавты: https://t.me/iss_year_in_space/448
😱2❤1
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🤣3
Ясно, понятно. Главное в панике не запутаться.
😁4
Прохожу сейчас мимо красивых московских витрин. В одной из них десяток женщин делают ремонт и улучшают интерьер как могут. На всех женщинах черные футболки на спине которых крупно написано "НЕ СРАТЬ". Ну, думаю, мощный слоган, сила в простоте и все такое. Пригляделся получше. Написано "WE CREATE". Ну такое.
😁4🤣1
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- Товарищ прапорщик, а сможете провести лекцию по астрономии в космическом классе? - Смогу. - И вопросов учеников не боитесь? Они ребята умные и въедливые. - Нет. После урока. - Ну что, вопросы были? - Только один. Какой-то умник спросил: "С каких это пор Солнце вокруг Земли ходит?" - И что вы ответили? - А я и ответил так уклончиво: "А иди-ка ты нахуй! говорю"
❤4🤣1
А есть у кого понимание, из чего делают раствор для линз? И чем ещё объяснить, что стоит он как неплохой вискарь?
🤔2❤1😁1
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❤2😢1
Нейросети даны людям, чтобы дарить знания и радость. Хотя, черт с ними, с этими знаниями...
❤2😁2
Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @sidemissions. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 11 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Побочки и аддоны” (@sidemissions), 17 subscribers as measured 11 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/sidemissions.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.