【时间】:2026-08-27 【老师】:小野猫 【留名】:坂田银时 【人照】:10 【颜值】:10 【身材】:10 【服务】:10 【态度】:10 【环境】:10 【综合】:10 【过程】:交完水费,自己洗洗澡擦干后就和老师一块去榻榻米上,老师给我后背擦干,然后躺下开始享受老师的服务,老师先是熊漫了半天,把我的手放在她的熊上,很惬意;然后是舔熊,我也把手放在大奶子上,属实不错,然后老师给我舔蛋和口活,老师的口活不算出色,有些齿感,可以练习一下,然后我主动提出让老师胸推了下鸡巴,还不错,硬的不行的时候就让老师带套了,先是从前面来,一桩老师就开始惨叫,然后从后面开始桩,老师的尖叫此起彼伏,我实在是不忍心,一直想着早点出货就快快出货了,结束后老师瘫倒在床上起不来,我给老师揉了揉后就起身洗澡离开,老师说打算明天去看看感冒,可能明天不会开,总体不错,站立的时候没有小肚子,躺下的时候有些,属于是大一点的李雅,老师的个子也比较高,可能有一米…

Channel
全国包养萝莉/处女/学妹(广告频道)
@shshsieks
On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
1subscribers
-53 since we began measuring on 28 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1004403309895 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @shshsieks |
| Created | 23 August 2026 — measured — dated from the channel’s first post |
| First recorded | 28 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 13 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 5 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 13 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/shshsieks |
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 13 Sept 2026, 17:01 | 1 | -64 |
| 4 Sept 2026, 20:36 | 65 | +9 |
| 29 Aug 2026, 02:55 | 56 | +2 |
| 28 Aug 2026, 10:00 | 54 | no change |
| 28 Aug 2026, 09:45 | 54 | first reading |
Engagement
11 posts held, back to 23 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
- ERR · 30 days
- 47333.3%
- avg views ÷ 1 subscribers
- Avg views / post
- 473
- 6 posts measured
- Reaction rate
- 0.06%
- reactions ÷ views · ER floor
- Posts in window
- 11
- of 11 held
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate. It is computed over the 3 of 6 measured posts that carry a reaction reading, and over those same posts' views.
| Window | Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 27 August 2026 |
|---|---|
| Posts held | 11 (23 August 2026 – 27 August 2026) |
| Views total | 2,840 |
| Reactions total | 1 |
| Forwards / comments | not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated |
| Readings taken | 28 Aug 2026, 10:00 UTC |
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
What this channel posts
- Video runtime
- 31s
- Average length
- 31s
Measured directly from 1 video with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Reaction mix
1 reaction across 1 post, in 1 kind.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| ❤ | 1 | 100.0% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 3 of the 11 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 1 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 11 most recent posts we hold, published 23 August 2026 to 27 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Recent posts
【时间】:2026-08-25 【老师】:小野猫 【留名】:包夜仙人(道心不稳) 【人照】:9 【颜值】:9.3 【身材】:9.8 【服务】:9.5 【态度】:9.8 【环境】:9.3 【综合】:9.45 【过程】:老师与频道视频基本一致。预估31岁左右升高目测一米七二,体重120斤左右,胸真大,E,纯天然,手感极佳。皮肤光滑有弹性,烈焰红唇,眼睛大,睫毛长,头发黑长直,再加上侧漏黑皮红底高跟鞋,御姐无疑。 进入教室,与老师略做寒暄,老师给我拿来拖鞋,脱衣服洗澡,老师帮我打好沐浴露,认真的洗了弟弟。出来后帮我擦干。 来到床上,老师用她的大胸像大风车一样rua了我的正面,老师的胸很重,很有感觉,老师还把胸递到我的嘴边,我好好的品鉴了一番。老师胸部敏感,会随着我舔乳头呻吟。 老师为我舔胸,力度十分到位,还会主动把我的手拉到她的胸上。 老师很认真的舔蛋蛋,并口交。贴心的问力度合不合适,老师的深喉也十分到位。我站起来,老师的睫毛和水汪汪…
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Showing the 11 most recent of 11 posts we hold for @shshsieks. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Forward network
Republishes
Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Mentions
Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 13 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“全国包养萝莉/处女/学妹(广告频道)” (@shshsieks), 1 subscribers as measured 13 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/shshsieks.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.