Telegram RegisterThe public register of Telegram

Channel

Засервируйте, сэр!

@setthetablesir

On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry

1,901subscribers

+7 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 1,000–3,162.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1002249033710
TypeChannel
Username@setthetablesir
CreatedBetween 1 April 2024 and 31 October 2024— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live11 August 2026
Measurements held4
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 11 August 2026
On Telegramt.me/setthetablesir

Growth

1,8941,9011,897.56 August 2026 — 1,894 subscribers6 August 2026 — 1,894 subscribers9 August 2026 — 1,897 subscribers11 August 2026 — 1,901 subscribers6 August 202611 August 2026
4 measurements spanning 6 days, net +7. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 1,893–1,902 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
11 Aug 2026, 20:121,901+4
9 Aug 2026, 02:211,897+3
6 Aug 2026, 06:361,894no change
6 Aug 2026, 04:331,894first reading

Engagement

13 posts held, back to 3 August 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 2 pagesof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
13.6%
avg views ÷ 1,901 subscribers
Avg views / post
258
12 posts measured
Reaction rate
9.90%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
13
of 13 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 7 August 2026
Posts held13 (3 August 20267 August 2026)
Views total3,092
Reactions total306
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken7 Aug 2026, 17:21 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Video runtime
1m 15s
Average length
25s

Measured directly from 3 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no mark.

Reaction mix

248 reactions across 9 posts, in 10 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 33.9% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
😁8433.9%
7429.8%
🔥4116.5%
💯228.87%
❤‍🔥145.65%
🐳52.02%
👍41.61%
👏20.806%
🍓10.403%
😍10.403%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 12 of the 13 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 306reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 13 most recent posts we hold, published 3 August 2026 to 7 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

7 Aug 2026, 14:28 UTC93 views12 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Photo

Помните, мы обсуждали, как хранили лед в дохолодильную эпоху? Одна моя подписчица прислала мне фото вот этой красоты, озадачив вопросом, что это такое. Фотография из музея Кусково. На стенде написано, что это ледяной колокол на блюде. Остальные фото я нашла в интернете и сначала решила, что это масленка с очень большой крышкой. Потом был вариант клоша для сыра или для подачи десерта, а ещё лучше, мороженого. Все вер

🔥63❤‍🔥3

7 Aug 2026, 08:28 UTC176 views11 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Photo

Утром открыла холодильник и зависла возле него в облаке прохлады, пока он не начал возмущенно пищать. Забыла, что там хотела, поняла, что мозг разложился, поэтому спешно отбываю на дачу, чтобы глотнуть кислорода. Интересно, это, так сказать, последний аккорд лета, или все-таки мы можем рассчитывать на продолжение? Кто-то в курсе, какие прогнозы? Засервируйте, сэр!

7💯3❤‍🔥1

6 Aug 2026, 20:20 UTC255 views11 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Video

Все мысли только об арбузе – я бы так охарактеризовала сегодняшний очень жаркий день в Москве. Наш французский #мужчинасовощами тоже так подумал и намутил нам арбузную сервировку. Как обычно, креатива ему не занимать, но повторять в домашних условиях я бы не стала, если только к десертному столу. Интересно, почему он выбрал именно желтые? Кто пробовал? Вам понравилось? Мозг понимает, что вы едите арбуз, когда он же

10🍓1

6 Aug 2026, 12:16 UTC258 views32 reactionsread 7 August 2026

У меня самой на эту тему была смешная история. Году в 2010-м мы с подругой полетели на Карибы. Летели через Лондон, там пересадка с переездом из одного аэропорта в другой, короче, долго все это было. Там мы снимали угол в какой-то хибаре на пляже (господи, что за времена были, ничего не боялись), спали всю дорогу в одной кровати. Вернулись в Москву. В первую же ночь я просыпаюсь, лежу хлопаю глазами и не понимаю, гд

😁23🔥54

6 Aug 2026, 08:23 UTC270 views20 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Photo

Вопрос, с которым я проснулась в 3 часа ночи. Когда за неделю покрываешь расстояние в 3000 км туда и обратно, ночуешь в четырех разных местах, то, даже оказавшись дома, не сразу это понимаешь. У вас так бывало? Засервируйте, сэр!

😁9🐳5💯4👍2

5 Aug 2026, 18:15 UTC288 views31 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Photo

Вы все правильно подсказываете: сначала маску на себя, потом на ребенка. Мой базовый минимум, чтобы выдержать очередной учебный год: красивые тарелочки, салфеточки и бутылочка шампанского. Регулярно. Что добавим? Засервируйте, сэр!

14😁9💯6👍2

5 Aug 2026, 11:13 UTC319 views40 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Video

1 сентября неумолимо приближается, и самое время начать собирать ребенка в школу. Тетради и ручки – само собой, но про ланч бокс также не забываем. Сверяемся с чек-листом: ✔️Подставка под устрицы и вилка для устриц ✔️Ложечка для икры ✔️Держатель для куриной ножки ✔️Щипцы и вилка для улиток Не благодарите! Засервируйте, сэр!

😁23🔥13❤‍🔥4

5 Aug 2026, 06:45 UTC302 views43 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Photo

Утром мы получили выговор от папы, что превратили его машину в повозку маркитанки. Он так говорит каждый раз, когда в машине появляется что-то, кроме запаски и набора инструментов. А у нас всего-то багажный минимум плюс самое необходимое: ящик вина, банки с вареньем, два арбуза, дыня (она всю ночь лежала в машине, и теперь ехать можно только в противогазе), букеты ароматных трав (которые не могут заглушить дыню), ар

😁20💯98🔥6

4 Aug 2026, 19:24 UTC311 views48 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Photo

Мы ехали, ехали и приехали… в Прованс. Можете себе представить такую красоту in the middle of nowhere, где-то между Новороссийском и Анапой? Место называется Дом Ароматных Трав, и название себя полностью оправдывает – запах лаванды оглушает уже на парковке. Небольшой дом стоит посреди лавандовых полей, как маленький оазис посреди ничего. Я узнала про него совершенно случайно, когда позавчера что-то искала в Пинтерес

28🔥11❤‍🔥6👏2😍1

4 Aug 2026, 12:02 UTC≈258 views14 reactionsread 6 August 2026
Photo

Пока мы выбираемся из курортных зон, напомню вам, что мы с вами активно обсуждали в июле: Редизайн посуды – и такое тоже бывает. Две самые необходимые ложки для сервировки всего Лето ещё не заканчивается: идеи летних сервировок Кто такие кодлеры, и с чем их едят что в них готовят? Мастер-класс по поеданию вареного яйца в приличном обществе Сервировка, вдохновленная летом и урожаем, а еще новой скатертью и супни

4 Aug 2026, 08:28 UTC≈261 views16 reactionsread 6 August 2026
Photo

Знаете такую примету: если кинуть в море монетку, то обязательно вернешься? Интересно, а если кинуть тарелку? P.S. Проверять не стала. Засервируйте, сэр!

Showing the 12 most recent of 13 posts we hold for @setthetablesir. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Citation-graph rank

Citation-graph rank — 62,437 of 1,345,403entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.

Forward network

Republished by

Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Named by 11 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 11 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Засервируйте, сэр!” (@setthetablesir), 1,901 subscribers as measured 11 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/setthetablesir.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.