Последние несколько недель ударными темпами внедрял AI в SDLC по 12 часов в сутки, пришла пора культурно отдохнуть!
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Channel
@senior_unicorn
On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
1,083subscribers
+4 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 1,000–3,162.
| Telegram ID | -1001769516206 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @senior_unicorn |
| Created | Between 1 December 2021 and 30 April 2023— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 8 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 13 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 4 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 13 August 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/senior_unicorn |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 13 Aug 2026, 07:27 | 1,083 | +2 |
| 10 Aug 2026, 14:57 | 1,081 | +2 |
| 8 Aug 2026, 00:06 | 1,079 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 17:54 | 1,079 | first reading |
18 posts held, back to 30 December 2025 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.
| Window | Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 7 August 2026 |
|---|---|
| Posts held | 18 (30 December 2025 – 7 August 2026) |
| Views total | 2,619 |
| Reactions total | 59 |
| Forwards / comments | not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated |
| Readings taken | 8 Aug 2026, 00:06 UTC |
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
Measured directly from 1 video with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
218 reactions across 17 posts, in 5 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 68.8% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 🤣 | 150 | 68.8% | |
| 👍 | 47 | 21.6% | |
| 🔥 | 17 | 7.80% | |
| ❤ | 3 | 1.38% | |
| 🎉 | 1 | 0.459% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 17 of the 18 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 218reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 18 most recent posts we hold, published 30 December 2025 to 7 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Последние несколько недель ударными темпами внедрял AI в SDLC по 12 часов в сутки, пришла пора культурно отдохнуть!
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Неизвестные расклеили плакаты во всех опенспейсах Москвы. Добрые люди пытаются спасти наивных программистов от алгоритмов и бесплатных дежурств. Подсядешь на бейджик с сырками - и слезть уже не получится. Дорога в один конец. Страшнее только T-вирус!
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Жил да был в Америке добрый дядя Боб, Тридцать лет барыжил он людям Чистый код. Бобби жил прекрасно, в долларах купался, Но нужда взяла за жопу - превратился он в урода. "Вам не нужен больше код! Есть у вас агентов сброд, И смотреть вам в код не надо, Лучше съешьте шоколада"
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На днях узнал, что в одном очень большом банке абсолютно незнакомые мне люди наконец-то закончили распиливать небезразличный мне монолит, распил которого стартовал еще в далеком 2020 году. 10 лет назад клятый инфоцыган Мартин Фаулер и его ноунейм-брат Семен Новый Человек убедили целое поколение наивных руководителей и программистов свернуть с энтерпрайз пути истинного и распилить свои монолиты на микросервисы. Терт…
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Сегодня в эфире наша любимая рубрика "Бизнес-секреты за 300". Находчивый паренек по имени Нико в январе "навайбкодил свой стартап DataRoom с нуля". Казалось бы, всё в духе времени - вайбово, модно, молодежно. Вот только на деле выяснилось, что чувак просто спёр сорцы чужого приложения Papermark, удалил лицензию AGPL и получил под это дело инвестиции с помощью YCombinator. Горькая правда вскрылась на релизе стартап…
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Ачивмент анлокд: успел с Фейбл за 1 сокращенный рабочий день (всего лишь с 6 утра до 7 вечера) в жарищу в +30 переписать сервис, который коллеги писали на JS несколько месяцев. Переписал, конечно же, на богом хранимую Джаву. Просто жизнь за долгие годы научила простому принципу - бери, пока дают, и не надейся, что завтра не отнимут. В сухом остатке - если раньше это был ИХ сервис, который другим командам использова…
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И не говорите потом, что я вас не предупреждал.
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Java - быстрая, а вот ваш код - не факт. Новая статья Джонатана Вогела из AWS - это база, тривиальные вещи, которые тем не менее не будет лишним повторить даже в 100500-ый раз. P.S. Новые посты про бекенд продолжат периодически выходить в @senior_unicorn. Если вам интересны все остальные горячие темы - подписывайтесь на @leader_shift
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Дискриминация джавистов в прямом эфире. - Мы будем с Джавой. - Ожидайте, я сейчас ещё 32 ГБ RAM найду и подъеду. https://t.me/managersky/1059
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Когда попилил прекрасно работавший монолит на микросервисы всего за 3 года - и сидишь довольный.
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Господа разработчики, Anthropic завезли агента для код ревью - разумеется, ПЛАТНО. Теперь AI агент пишет код с ошибками, на который сам же потом будет делать ревью - но за $20. Сплошная выгода. Ради таких комментариев - не жалко. P.S. Новые посты про разработку продолжат периодически выходить в @senior_unicorn. Если вам интересны все остальные горячие темы - подписывайтесь на @leader_shift
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Ничего страшного! Закину в LLM, отдам ИИ-агенту рою субагентов! Попыхтит и сделает! #пятничное в @senior_unicorn
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Showing the 12 most recent of 18 posts we hold for @senior_unicorn. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Republishes
Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 13 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Сеньор Юникорн” (@senior_unicorn), 1,083 subscribers as measured 13 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/senior_unicorn.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.