постреляли – теперь в бугурт #сэмар_и_армия
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Channel
@semarsadventures
On this record: Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Posts · Cite this entry
389subscribers
-1 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1001283947954 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @semarsadventures |
| Created | 29 July 2018 — measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel) |
| First recorded | 8 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 24 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 4 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 24 August 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/semarsadventures |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 24 Aug 2026, 12:36 | 389 | +1 |
| 16 Aug 2026, 17:26 | 388 | -2 |
| 8 Aug 2026, 06:02 | 390 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 19:59 | 390 | first reading |
18 posts held, back to 2 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.
| Window | Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 2 August 2026 |
|---|---|
| Posts held | 18 (2 July 2026 – 2 August 2026) |
| Views total | 593 |
| Reactions total | 100 |
| Forwards / comments | not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated |
| Readings taken | 8 Aug 2026, 06:02 UTC |
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
874 reactions across 18 posts, in 18 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 19.7% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 😁 | 172 | 19.7% | |
| ❤ | 144 | 16.5% | |
| 👍 | 124 | 14.2% | |
| 🤣 | 116 | 13.3% | |
| 💯 | 74 | 8.47% | |
| 🔥 | 65 | 7.44% | |
| 🤯 | 36 | 4.12% | |
| 🤔 | 29 | 3.32% | |
| 😐 | 25 | 2.86% | |
| ❤🔥 | 17 | 1.95% | |
| 💔 | 17 | 1.95% | |
| 🌚 | 11 | 1.26% | |
| 😱 | 11 | 1.26% | |
| 🤩 | 9 | 1.03% | |
| 👏 | 8 | 0.915% | |
| 🥰 | 8 | 0.915% | |
| ⚡ | 5 | 0.572% | |
| 😍 | 3 | 0.343% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 18 of the 18 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 874reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 18 most recent posts we hold, published 2 July 2026 to 2 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
постреляли – теперь в бугурт #сэмар_и_армия
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моё лицо, когда и в армии посадили работать с текстами 😒 #сэмар_и_армия
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приходил психолог, рассказал за бугурт. и тут они – проклятые толкиенисты #сэмар_и_армия
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загадка: сколько нужно инструкторов по кибербезопасности, чтобы сменить устройство вывод звука на ноутбуке? 😄
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найдите разведчика на фото 😁
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анекдот дня Привезли к нам еще две недели назад бойца из ТЦК. Приняли его сразу по форме, с автоматом, пистолетом, всего такого заряженного, мотивированного. Утверждал, что внештатный сотрудник ГУР, ехал на соревнования. В оружии офигенно разбирался, тактика, стратегия... капитан Моркоу винницкого разлива. И тут приезжаем мы на блиндаж. Пока делать нечего, погода хорошая, дают нам лопаты – копать площадку. На следу…
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вопрос вечера: полагается ли выходной за выигрыш у сержанта в карты? 🤔🤔🤔
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Современная украинская армия – это высокоэффективная структура. Незламная в своей потужности, она точечно использует физические и интеллектуальные данные каждого бойца именно там, где это приносит максимальную пользу... – думал я сегодня, выкорчевывая дубовые пни при помощи лопаты и какой-то матери, потому что начальнику военного городка захотелось обустроить площадку для волейбола. #сэмар_и_армия
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Не мали хлопці клопоту – Боєць з'їбав в ліса. До сегодняшнего дня мы жили на распределительном пункте достаточно вольготно и расслаблено. Свободно гуляли по прилегающей к блиндажу территории, бо́льшую часть дня имели доступ к смартфонам и могли ходить по полигону небольшими группами. Но сегодня один боец решил сделать ноги. Ноги-то сделал он, но принцип "все за одного" здесь никто не отменял. Теперь мы ходим везде…
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Так, как мне сейчас немного не до книги о кругосветке (к ней я еще вернусь, возможно, очень скоро), то я начинаю новую графоманию. Называться она будет "Сэмармия" (спасибо, Даша) и частично будет публиковаться здесь, а частично – на Патреоне. Как, например, вот этот лонгрид про Скелю, бусифицированных и прочих персонажей нашего веселого цирка 👇 https://www.patreon.com/posts/163029009?utm_campaign=postshare_creator&u…
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день логических и психологических тестов. очень странно видеть, как 30-40 летние парни морщат лоб над задачками для средней школы думаю, им будет так же странно видеть мое прохождение физических упражнений 😅 #сэмар_и_армия
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а вообще, гайз, вам интересно читать про армейские будни и нюансы от лица не слишком патриотичного и довольно скептично настроенного экс-ухилянта? потому что так-то у меня сейчас материала и мыслей очень много
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Showing the 12 most recent of 18 posts we hold for @semarsadventures. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 24 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Заметки цифрового кочевника” (@semarsadventures), 389 subscribers as measured 24 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/semarsadventures.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.