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Подслушано в Варламово|КУГЕСИ✌️❤️

@selovarlamovo

On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Posts · Cite this entry

21subscribers

+1 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1002818006264
TypeChannel
Username@selovarlamovo
CreatedBetween 1 June 2025 and 6 July 2025 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded11 August 2026
Last confirmed live10 October 2026
Measurements held3
Confirmed unchanged2 times, most recently 10 October 2026
On Telegramt.me/selovarlamovo

Topic

Local community — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 1 October 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 70% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

202120.57 August 2026 — 20 subscribers11 August 2026 — 20 subscribers30 September 2026 — 21 subscribers7 August 202630 September 2026
3 measurements spanning 53 days, net +1. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 20–21 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
30 Sept 2026, 00:2121+1
11 Aug 2026, 15:4520no change
7 Aug 2026, 16:3120first reading

Engagement

14 posts held, back to 6 July 2025 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 14 posts for this entry, the most recent from 7 July 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

Reaction mix

46 reactions across 10 posts, in 6 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 30.4% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
🤮1430.4%
❤1328.3%
👍1123.9%
🔥510.9%
🗿24.35%
👎12.17%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 10 of the 14 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 46 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 14 most recent posts we hold, published 6 July 2025 to 7 July 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

7 Jul 2026, 21:18 UTC10 viewsread 11 August 2026

варламовчане собираемся у егора василича в 12 будем решать вопрос по поводу утилизации этой нечисти с нашей матушки родины

7 Oct 2025, 00:22 UTC228 views7 reactionsread 11 August 2026
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Photo, posted without a caption

🤮6👍1

9 Jul 2025, 18:12 UTC266 views3 reactionsread 11 August 2026
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В нашем селе завелся маньяк ЗООФИЛ 😱. Доярка Милана 7 разряда заметила что её бурёнка стала плохо давать молочко. Она заподозрила что-то не то.. при этом всё таки выдоила корову и отнесла в наш местный магазин 🐄. Спустя пару дней объявили новость об Алексее Жирофиле и она сразу поняла что в её бурёнке Лерочке побывал тот самый маньяк 🧛‍♂️. Будьте аккуратнее телочки а то и ваши дойки украдут.. 😅✌️

🤮2👎1

7 Jul 2025, 14:55 UTC217 views6 reactionsread 11 August 2026
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Нашем селе открылся УНИВЕРМАГ. Самые большие цены и хуевая продукция там, честно советую туда сходить, если хотите получить исключительно негативные эмоции. Завтра там встречаемся с Вовчиком ,Фёдором Ивановичем и тем, ну, пацаном в Адидасе. Приходите с своим бухлом 😂😅🛒

🤮6

7 Jul 2025, 06:15 UTC207 views6 reactionsread 11 August 2026
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Доброе утро наши сельчане! Наше утро начинается с звуков кукареканья петуха и с кофе с коньяком😅❤️ Доброе фото нам скинула наша любимая Галина Дристова. Ох Галька видимо коньяк ты пила без кофе🤣🤣🤣 #доброеутросело

❤3🗿2👍1

6 Jul 2025, 19:00 UTC167 views4 reactionsread 11 August 2026
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В нашем чудо селе замечены мигранты…. Но слава богу наша чудная молодежь выгнала этих носатых уебанов ВСЕГО за час! Село свободно :) Граждане довольны.

👍2❤1🔥1

Showing the 12 most recent of 14 posts we hold for @selovarlamovo. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 30 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Подслушано в Варламово|КУГЕСИ✌️❤️” (@selovarlamovo), 21 subscribers as measured 30 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/selovarlamovo.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.