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Реанимашка 🚑

@reanimashka

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8,444subscribers

-87 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 3,162–10,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1002525713724
TypeChannel
Username@reanimashka
CreatedBetween 1 March 2025 and 31 July 2025— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded7 August 2026
Last confirmed live29 August 2026
Measurements held9
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 29 August 2026
On Telegramt.me/reanimashka

Growth

8,4448,5318,487.57 August 2026 — 8,531 subscribers7 August 2026 — 8,531 subscribers10 August 2026 — 8,517 subscribers13 August 2026 — 8,502 subscribers16 August 2026 — 8,488 subscribers20 August 2026 — 8,484 subscribers23 August 2026 — 8,467 subscribers26 August 2026 — 8,455 subscribers29 August 2026 — 8,444 subscribers7 August 202629 August 2026
9 measurements spanning 22 days, net -87. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 8,431–8,544 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
29 Aug 2026, 11:148,444-11
26 Aug 2026, 05:588,455-12
23 Aug 2026, 15:048,467-17
20 Aug 2026, 06:488,484-4
16 Aug 2026, 22:138,488-14
13 Aug 2026, 13:178,502-15
10 Aug 2026, 17:228,517-14
7 Aug 2026, 21:288,531no change
7 Aug 2026, 17:028,531first reading

Engagement

35 posts held, back to 15 July 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 23 pagesof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
33.0%
avg views ÷ 8,444 subscribers
Avg views / post
2,790
21 posts measured
Reaction rate
9.15%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
21
of 35 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 27 August 2026
Posts held35 (15 July 202627 August 2026)
Views total58,540
Reactions total5,354
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken28 Aug 2026, 17:26 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Video runtime
32s
Average length
32s

Measured directly from 1 video with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no mark.

Reaction mix

8,857 reactions across 35 posts, in 11 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 39.7% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
3,51839.7%
😁1,27614.4%
🔥1,18713.4%
👍6857.73%
🤯5155.81%
🤬5125.78%
😢4705.31%
😱3343.77%
❤‍🔥2542.87%
🕊810.915%
🥰250.282%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 35 of the 35 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 8,857reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 35 most recent posts we hold, published 15 July 2026 to 27 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Advertising

Ad load
2.86%
1 of 35 posts carry an ad marker
Regulatory tokens
1
posts carrying an erid · 1 distinct token
Median views · ads
2,670
over 1 measured post
Median views · rest
3,250
over 34 measured posts

An ad marker, not a judgement about a post. A post is counted here because it carries one of two explicit markings: an erid token, which Russian law has required on paid placements since 2022 and which is issued against a specific advertising contract, or a #реклама / #ad hashtag in the body, which is the channel declaring it itself. The first is documentary; the second is a self-declaration and is weaker. No classifier reads the text and decides — nothing on this site guesses that a post is an advertisement.

This is a floor, and it can only ever be a floor.A channel that runs paid placements without marking them produces no marker for us to count, and an unmarked ad is indistinguishable from an ordinary post on the public surface. The ad load above therefore means “the share of posts that declared themselves”, never “the share of posts that were paid for”. A low figure is not evidence of a channel that runs few ads.

Both figures are medians, and no ratio between them is published. Each is a view reading that actually occurred on a post, picked by percentile_disc rather than averaged, so one viral post cannot move it and no interpolated value is invented between two readings. The sample on one side is under five posts, which is too thin to compare. The two figures are shown side by side with the count behind each, and deliberately not divided into a headline like “ads get x% fewer views” — an arithmetic that is easy to print and, at this sample size, means nothing.

Advertising tokens recorded on this entry
eridPostsFirst seenLast seen
2VtzqxaWmto117 August 202617 August 2026

A token repeated across several posts is one advertising contract placed more than once, which is what the identifier is for. The strings are reproduced exactly as they appeared in the post or in its click-through URL and are not validated against any registry — we record the marker a channel published, and whether it resolves to a real contract is a question for the register that issued it.

Measured over the 35 most recent posts we hold, published 15 July 2026 to 27 August 2026. Views are the latest single reading held for each post, and any reading at or above 1,000 is rounded by Telegram to three significant figures.

Recent posts

27 Aug 2026, 15:09 UTC≈1,100 views133 reactionsread 28 August 2026

Всем привет. Хочу поднять тему, от которой у всей нашей бригады регулярно начинает дергаться глаз, когда мы приезжаем на вызов. Поговорим про «народную» первую помощь. Иногда родственники до нашего приезда успевают «налечить» пациента так, что нам приходится спасать его уже не от изначальной проблемы, а от последствий спасения. Ловите топ-3 вредных мифов, за которые на скорой хочется выдавать штрафы: 1. Ложка в рот

100👍30🔥3

25 Aug 2026, 16:39 UTC≈1,450 views263 reactionsread 28 August 2026

Немного своих мыслей. Знаете, что реально самое тяжелое в работе на скорой? Не кровь, не инфаркты и даже не тащить 120-килограммового пациента на мягких носилках с пятого этажа хрущевки без лифта. Самое тяжелое - это наш быт и полностью атрофированное чувство брезгливости. Желудок работника скорой - это вообще отдельный, не изученный наукой орган. Он способен без последствий переварить шаурму, купленную в три часа

185❤‍🔥39🕊21🔥15😁2😱1

24 Aug 2026, 11:59 UTC≈1,920 views260 reactionsread 28 August 2026

Повод: «Задыхается, пена изо рта», Ж65. Приежаем на адрес. Никаких неловких ситуаций и ложных тревог. В комнате на стуле сидит пожилая женщина, опирается руками о сиденье. Дышит так, что слышно еще в коридоре - со страшным клокотанием. Кожа бледно-серая, губы синие. Кардиогенный отек легких. Сердце не справляется с нагрузкой, плазма крови пропотевает в альвеолы, и человек буквально тонет в собственной жидкости. Ту

214🔥32❤‍🔥7👍7

23 Aug 2026, 15:10 UTC≈2,210 views239 reactionsread 28 August 2026

Вы только не смейтесь, - с порога заявляет нам пациент, прикрывая лицо плотным полотенцем. А мы и не смеемся. Мы прилетели на вызов с пометкой «отек Квинке, задыхается, аллергия». Тут как бы не до шуток, при таких вводных счет иногда на минуты идет. Заходим в комнату, парень нерешительно убирает полотенце с лица, а у него губы размером с хороший такой вареник. Причем распухло только там, остальное лицо абсолютно но

😁180🤬32😱139🤯5

21 Aug 2026, 10:19 UTC≈2,580 views301 reactionsread 28 August 2026

Знаете, иногда едешь на вызов и морально готовишься к жесткой драке, а по итогу попадаешь в какую-то абсолютно сюрреалистичную комедию. Повод к вызову: «Галлюцинации, белая горячка, бросается на стены», М45. Летим на адрес. Случай звучит как сюжет для шоу: мужик напился до чертей, словил белочку и теперь крушит квартиру, пугая семью. Напарник заранее набирает в шприц успокоительное, я морально готовлюсь уворачивать

147😁125🔥26👍2😱1

18 Aug 2026, 16:14 UTC≈2,720 views219 reactionsread 28 August 2026
Photo

Повод к вызову: «неукротимая рвота, диарея, температура, теряет сознание», М20. Летим на адрес. Заходим в квартиру, а там студент в обнимку с унитазом сидит, бледный как мел, трясется весь. Температура под 39, слабость дикая, сам уже на ноги встать не может. Трогаю живот. Он мягкий. Но крутит его так, и внутри все бурлит с такой силой, что даже без фонендоскопа слышно. Спрашиваю, че ел сегодня. Студент стонет и в

👍130😁46🤯2221

17 Aug 2026, 15:19 UTC≈2,660 views253 reactionsread 28 August 2026

Вечер добрый, ребят. Как и обещала, рассказываю финал сегодняшней истории про мелкого с вазой на голове. Приехали спасатели из МЧС. Зашли, посмотрели на этого космонавта. Говорят, вазу придется бить, по-другому никак не стянуть, керамика толстая. И тут начинается самое интересное. Мама этого парня встает на защиту горшка. Вы че, это итальянская ваза, ручная работа, она бешеных денег стоит! - кричит. - Тяните так,

173🤯58🔥13😁9

17 Aug 2026, 12:59 UTC≈2,670 views28 reactionsread 28 August 2026
Advertisementerid 2VtzqxaWmtoVideo

Всем привет. Сапожник без сапог - это прям про нас, медиков. Сутками на сменах, руки постоянно в нитриловых перчатках, плюс литры антисептика. В итоге заработала себе жуткое раздражение на кистях - кожа сохнет, краснеет, обычный крем вобще не спасает. А дойти до дерматолога в поликлинику времени вечно нет, да и единственный выходной тратить на очереди не хочется. И тут я вспомнила про сервис НаПоправку. Удивлена, чт

23👍5

17 Aug 2026, 09:52 UTC≈2,430 views232 reactionsread 28 August 2026

Всем привет. Пишу прямо из машины, пока едем на следующий вызов. Ситуация на предыдущем адресе была просто сюр, не могу не поделится. Повод: «ребенок задыхается, застрял, синеет», М5. Летим с мигалками. Залетаем в квартиру. Думали там кто-то мелкой деталью подавился или в стиралку залез. А там посреди зала на ковре сидит пацан лет пяти. На голове у него огромная глиняная ваза. Из вазы доносится панический приглуше

😱17433😁13🔥9🤬2👍1

14 Aug 2026, 15:15 UTC≈2,750 views257 reactionsread 28 August 2026

Повод к вызову: «некроз, слезает кожа кусками, неизвестная инфекция», М30. Залетаем на адрес. А там: мужик сидит на краю ванны, штанины задраны до колен. Смотрит на свои ноги с таким ужасом, как будто там чужой вылупляется. Доктор, смотрите, - стонет он. - Кожа просто лоскутами отваливается! Я наверно какую-то заразу подцепил в бассейне, плоть гниет! Смотрю на его ступни. А там реально кожа слезает огромными пласт

124😁121👍6🤯3😢2❤‍🔥1

13 Aug 2026, 15:14 UTC≈3,040 views206 reactionsread 28 August 2026

Вызов чисто из категории «техника в руках паникера». Повод к вызову: «давление 220, криз, сейчас будет инсульт», Ж45. Приезжаем. Женщина лежит на кровати, не шевелится, прощается с родственниками. Рядом муж суетится, валерьянку ей капает. Доктор, у нее давление за двести перевалило, сердечко щас не выдержит! - кричит. Достаю свой обычный, проверенный механический тонометр. Меряю. 125 на 83. Нормальное давление, х

116😱41🤯28😁14❤‍🔥4🔥3

12 Aug 2026, 14:14 UTC≈2,930 views230 reactionsread 28 August 2026

Привет, ребят. Согласна, бывает, что жизнь подкидывает сюжеты по-круче любого кино, но в основном наша работа состоит из вот таких абсолютно реальных вызовов. Для нас это рутина, а для пациентов - настоящий конец света. Повод к вызову: «острая боль в районе живота, лопнул аппендицит», М35. Приезжаем на адрес, повод угрожающий. Заходим в квартиру. Навстречу выбегает жена, в слезах, показывает в сторону спальни. Зах

176👍30😱16🕊6🔥2

Showing the 12 most recent of 35 posts we hold for @reanimashka. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Citation-graph rank

Citation-graph rank — 28,737 of 1,626,935entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.

Forward network

Republished by

Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.

Republishes

Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

Named by

Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.

Names

Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 29 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Реанимашка 🚑” (@reanimashka), 8,444 subscribers as measured 29 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/reanimashka.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.