2 Nov 2023, 01:57 UTC≈2,360 viewsread 14 August 2026
JUST IN: REPORTS OF ISRAELI SETTLERS OCCUPYING HOMES IN GAZA AND PUTTING THEM UP ON AIRBNB
Channel
REAL ALT NEWS
@realaltnews
On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
2subscribers
+0 since we began measuring on 10 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1001615988324 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @realaltnews |
| Description | Real Alt News, satire. |
| Created | 8 July 2022 — measured — dated from the channel’s first post |
| First recorded | 14 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 12 October 2026 |
| Measurements held | 2 |
| On Telegram | t.me/realaltnews |
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 14 Aug 2026, 01:15 | 2 | no change |
| 10 Aug 2026, 21:15 | 2 | first reading |
Engagement
13 posts held, back to 8 July 2022 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 13 posts for this entry, the most recent from 2 November 2023. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
What this channel posts
- Photos
- 1
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 14 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.
Recent posts
8 Oct 2023, 20:52 UTC81 viewsread 14 August 2026
JUST IN: A RECENTLY RELEASED HAMAS HOSTAGE CLAIMS TO HAVE BEEN FORCED TO LISTEN TO THE ENTIRE KANYE WEST DISCOGRAPHY ON LOOP.
27 Sept 2023, 21:24 UTC≈1,300 viewsread 14 August 2026
BREAKING: THE CHINESE HAVE BEEN INVESTIGATING THE QUALITY OF RECENTLY RELEASED MADE-IN-INDIA IPHONE 15S AND FOUND POOP PARTICLES ON MAJORITY OF THE UNITS. APPLE AND THE WHO HAVE ISSUED NO STATEMENTS AS OF YET.
24 Aug 2023, 23:35 UTC101 viewsread 14 August 2026
IT HAS BEEN DISCOVERED THAT A BACKDOOR IN BITCOIN HAS BEEN SKIMMING SATOSHIS OFF THE BLOCKCHAIN’S TRANSACTIONS IN ORDER TO FUND THE UKRAINIAN MILITARY. TOTAL LOSSES FOR USERS THAT MADE TRANSACTIONS BETWEEN 2022/03/24 AND 2023/08/25 ARE REPORTED TO BE IN BILLIONS OF DOLLARS. SOURCES FROM THE UNITED STATES CLAIM THAT THIS IS THE WORK OF RUSSIAN HACKERS.
24 Aug 2023, 23:23 UTC69 viewsread 14 August 2026
JUST IN: UKRAINE IS REQUESTING THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA FOR $100 BILLION IN MILITARY AID IN PREPERATION FOR IT’S 4TH AND FINAL OFFENSIVE
23 Aug 2023, 17:25 UTC83 viewsread 14 August 2026
JUST IN: TRACES OF HUMAN URINE WERE FOUND IN PRIGOZHIN’S CRASHED JET. THE RATIO OF FUEL TO URINE IS REPORTED TO BE 50/50. MIXING URINE WITH FUEL IS A POPULAR METHOD OF DILUTING FUEL TO SAVE COSTS.
23 Aug 2023, 12:39 UTC71 viewsread 14 August 2026
JUST IN: POOP PARTICLES HAVE BEEN FOUND ON THE MOON
3 Aug 2023, 00:25 UTC52 viewsread 14 August 2026
JUST IN: RECENTLY DIVORCED JUSTIN TRUDEAU HAS BEEN SEEN WALKING WITH A MAN INTO A CAR, BOTH SITTING IN PASSENGER SEATS AND HAVING CONVERSATIONS
10 Apr 2023, 14:19 UTC72 viewsread 14 August 2026
ALL AMERICANS IN THAILAND MUST REPORT TO THEIR LOCAL US BASE IMMEDIATELY
9 Jul 2022, 16:53 UTC54 viewsread 14 August 2026
Photo
BREAKING: Elon Musk has been BANNED from Twitter.
8 Jul 2022, 23:40 UTC55 viewsread 14 August 2026
Racism is alive and well in the crypto community. NFTs are the new currency of hate. Is this the future of money? If so, we're in big trouble.
8 Jul 2022, 23:19 UTCviews —
Channel photo updated
Showing the 12 most recent of 13 posts we hold for @realaltnews. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
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Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 14 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“REAL ALT NEWS” (@realaltnews), 2 subscribers as measured 14 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/realaltnews.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.