ئەحۆل کوڕەکەی نەسیحەت دەکرد: کوڕی من حەول بدە لە نێو خزم و کەس دا ژن بێنی وەک خاڵت کە چووە خاڵوژنتی هێناوە مامت چووە ئامۆژنتی هێناوە وەک من کە چوم دایکتم هێناوە 😂😂 🆔 @qsaii_khooshhh ♦️ کەناڵی قسەی خۆش
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Signed 🍁Behzad ❄

Channel
@qsaii_khooshhh
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
1,148subscribers
-19 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 1,000–3,162.
| Telegram ID | -1001316651796 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @qsaii_khooshhh |
| Created | Between 1 March 2018 and 31 July 2021 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 7 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 18 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 12 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 18 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/qsaii_khooshhh |
Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 18 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 100% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 18 Sept 2026, 17:55 | 1,148 | +1 |
| 14 Sept 2026, 14:59 | 1,147 | -1 |
| 11 Sept 2026, 04:42 | 1,148 | -5 |
| 6 Sept 2026, 16:00 | 1,153 | -1 |
| 1 Sept 2026, 19:08 | 1,154 | -3 |
| 29 Aug 2026, 10:13 | 1,157 | -2 |
| 26 Aug 2026, 03:24 | 1,159 | -4 |
| 23 Aug 2026, 09:48 | 1,163 | -1 |
| 19 Aug 2026, 23:51 | 1,164 | -1 |
| 16 Aug 2026, 19:04 | 1,165 | -2 |
| 7 Aug 2026, 01:46 | 1,167 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 01:34 | 1,167 | first reading |
20 posts held, back to 20 July 2024 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 15 December 2024. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
456 reactions across 20 posts, in 8 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 86.0% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 🤣 | 392 | 86.0% | |
| 👍 | 39 | 8.55% | |
| ❤ | 8 | 1.75% | |
| 🗿 | 7 | 1.54% | |
| 🤔 | 4 | 0.877% | |
| 😁 | 3 | 0.658% | |
| 🎉 | 2 | 0.439% | |
| 🫡 | 1 | 0.219% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 20 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 456 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 20 July 2024 to 15 December 2024, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
ئەحۆل کوڕەکەی نەسیحەت دەکرد: کوڕی من حەول بدە لە نێو خزم و کەس دا ژن بێنی وەک خاڵت کە چووە خاڵوژنتی هێناوە مامت چووە ئامۆژنتی هێناوە وەک من کە چوم دایکتم هێناوە 😂😂 🆔 @qsaii_khooshhh ♦️ کەناڵی قسەی خۆش
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Signed 🍁Behzad ❄
بەرگدروو کابرایەک دەچێتە لای بەرگدروو دەڵێ ، کاکی خۆم چ پارچێک باشە کەواو پاتۆڵێکی جوانم بۆ بدروو . کابراش کێهە قوماش خراپە نیشانی دەداو ڕەنگێک هەڵدەبژێریو بۆی دەدروون . پاش دووجار شوشتن ،دەلینگی پاتۆڵو سەردەستەی کەوا تەواوێک کوورت دەبنەوە .دەیانباتەوە گلەیی بکاو وێی داتەوە . کە وەژووری دووکان دەکەوێ بەرگدروو دەیناسێتەوەو دەزانێ بۆ هاتۆتەوە .نایەڵێ هیچ بڵە ، دەڵێ یاخوا بەخێربێی ماشەڵڵا گەورەبویە ها !!!!!😂😂😂 …
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Signed 🍁Behzad ❄
کوڕێک گێڕایەوە: کە دایکم بە ڕەحمەتی خودا چوو، بابم ژنی هێنایەوە. ڕۆژێک باجیم، لە بابم تۆرا و ڕۆیشت. بابم ڕووی تێ کردم و گوتی: دەچم لەدووی باجیت، ئاگات لە ماڵەکە بێ. منیش کە هیچ خۆشیم لە باجیم نەدەهات، گوتم: لێی گەڕێ مەچوو لەدووی. بابم چاوێکی لێ کردم و گوتی: جا ئەگەر ئیشی باجیت پێ جێبەجێ دەبێ، ئەوە ناچم لەدووی!🤌😂😐 🆔 @qsaii_khooshhh ♦️ کەناڵی قسەی خۆش
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Signed 🍁Behzad ❄
خولەی خەتەنە کەر😂😂😂😂 لە بەریتانیا چوم بۆ تەوالێت بۆ میزکردن لە تەنیشت پیاوێک وەستام ،پیاوەکە پرسی: کوردی کاکە ؟ وتم: بەڵێ😳 خەڵکی سلێمانیت ؟ وتم: بەڵێ😳😳 وتی : موالیدی هەفتاکانیت؟ وتم: بەڵێ😳😳😳 وتی ماڵتان نزیکە بازار بوو؟ وتم :بەڵێ🤔 وتی : خولەی خەتەنە کەر ئەناسی ؟ وتم : بۆ خاتری خوا ئەو زانیارانەت لە کوێ بوو؟🙄🙄🙄🙄 وتی : بابە خولەی خەتەنە کەر هەردو چاوی خێل بو ،هی هەمووی بە لاری بڕیوە ، ڕێک بیگرە لە نوێژت بردم 🤣🤣 🆔…
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Signed 🍁Behzad ❄
سەرێ بۆ الله خوارێ بۆ عەبدوالله😂😂 🆔 @qsaii_khooshhh ♦️ کەناڵی قسەی خۆش
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ئەحۆل بۆ ماسی گرتن نارنجەک دەخاتە چۆمەوە کەمێک ماسی ورد و چکولە دێنە سەر ئاو دەست دەکا بە گریان دەڵێ چۆر بم لە مهدکودککیانم دا 😞😂 🆔 @qsaii_khooshhh ♦️ کەناڵی قسەی خۆش
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Signed 🍁Behzad ❄
به احول دلن: چواردانه گاز ناوببه ؟ ، گوتی: هیدروژن ، اکسیژن ، مموژن ، خالوژن !! 😂😂 🆔 @qsaii_khooshhh ♦️ کەناڵی قسەی خۆش
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Signed 🍁Behzad ❄
لە ئەوەڵین سەفرم بۆ خاریج ئەو ژنە میوانداری فرۆکە هەر دەهات دەیکووت چی دەخۆی منیش فەقەت دەمزانی بڵێم ئاو تا گێیشتمێ هەشت لیترم ئاو خواردەوە سێ سنگی کلیەشم خست 😂 🆔 @qsaii_khooshhh ♦️ کەناڵی قسەی خۆش
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Signed 🍁Behzad ❄
کابرایەک دووکانی وشکەباری ئەبێ و ژن زۆر بێزاری ئەکەن ڕۆژێک ژنێک دێ ئەڵێ : برنجی کوردی هەیە؟ کابراش ئەڵێ : هەیە ژنە ئەڵێ : چۆن بزانم کوردییە ؟ کابراش تووڕە ئەبێ ئەڵێ : بەیانی دووکانم کردەوە سروودی ئەی ڕەقیبی ئەوت 😅😂 🆔 @qsaii_khooshhh ♦️ کەناڵی قسەی خۆش
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Signed 🍁Behzad ❄
سەی حسێن هەبوو خەڵكی سنە و كوێر بوو ، هەر كوێری زكماك بوو ، ئیشی هەر گەڕان. بوو بە وڵاتانا ڕۆژێك لەو وڵاتی موكریانە مەلایەك لێ ی ئەپرسێ ئاغای سەی حسێن لە كتێبا ئەفەرموێ ئەگەر خوا نیعمەتێكی لە یەكێ وەرگرتەوە لە باتی ئەوە نیعمەتێكی تری ئەداتێ ، خوا كە نیعمەتی چاوی لە تۆ وەرگرتۆتەوە كوێری كردوی چی داوە پێت ؟؟ سەی حسێن ئەڵێ : جەنابی مامۆستا چ نیعمەتێك لەوە باشترە كە رووی جەنابت نابینم ؟؟😂😂😂 🆔 @qsaii_khooshhh ♦️ کەناڵی …
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Signed 🍁Behzad ❄
روژیک کچیک ل شاروه دچته دهات بو تفریح کشپل دبینت دله : وی ممان گوی نقطه نقطه💩😂😕 🆔 @qsaii_khooshhh ♦️ کەناڵی قسەی خۆش
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Signed 🍁Behzad ❄
مەلایەک ئەچێت بۆ لای دوکتۆر ئەڵێ : دوکتۆر گیان نازانم بۆچی منداڵەکەم هیچ ناخوا دوکتۆرەکەش ئەڵێ : عەمامەکەی خۆت بنە سەری وڵاتیش ئەخوا😂😂 🆔 @qsaii_khooshhh ♦️ کەناڵی قسەی خۆش
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Signed 🍁Behzad ❄
Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @qsaii_khooshhh. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
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Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 18 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“😂 قسەی خۆش 😂” (@qsaii_khooshhh), 1,148 subscribers as measured 18 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/qsaii_khooshhh.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.