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Профессор обосрался и смотрит в мiръ.

@professor_smotrit

On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry

14subscribers

+0 since we began measuring on 8 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001553105286
TypeChannel
Username@professor_smotrit
CreatedBetween 1 August 2021 and 7 December 2021— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded12 August 2026
Last confirmed live15 August 2026
Measurements held2
On Telegramt.me/professor_smotrit

Growth

148 August 2026 — 14 subscribers12 August 2026 — 14 subscribers8 August 202612 August 2026
2 measurements spanning 4 days. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 13–15 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
12 Aug 2026, 00:1614no change
8 Aug 2026, 00:3014first reading

Engagement

11 posts held, back to 7 December 2021the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 11 posts for this entry, the most recent from 23 September 2025. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

What this channel posts

Photos
10
Videos
12
Links
1

Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 12 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.

Video runtime
2m 21s
Average length
35s

Measured directly from 4 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no mark.

Reaction mix

99 reactions across 7 posts, in 4 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 52.5% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
💩5252.5%
🤮3737.4%
🔥66.06%
👏44.04%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 8 of the 11 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 99reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 11 most recent posts we hold, published 7 December 2021 to 23 September 2025, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

15 Apr 2024, 18:18 UTC≈4,460 views1 reactionsread 12 August 2026

Комментарии включены. Я профессор. Смотрю в мир

👏1

11 Aug 2023, 06:37 UTC≈5,890 viewsread 12 August 2026

Девки бывают и порядочные... - шлюхи 😊

11 Aug 2023, 05:23 UTC≈5,860 viewsread 12 August 2026

Работы нет. Все девки - шлюхи. Остановите землю - я сойду

16 Nov 2022, 14:15 UTC≈7,160 views22 reactionsread 12 August 2026
Forwarded from @dvachannelPhoto

«Мой отец любит в жизни две вещи. Женщин в целом и их сиськи в частности» 100-летний дед из Техаса по имени Джоаккино Пома отпраздновал свой юбилей в стрип-клубе. Такой праздник деду устроила его дочь.

💩16🔥3🤮3

16 Nov 2022, 13:38 UTC≈5,440 views31 reactionsread 12 August 2026
Forwarded from @vatnoebolotoVideo

⚡️Киркоров совсем с катушек слетел Ватное болото

🤮21💩10

16 Nov 2022, 13:00 UTC≈4,490 views12 reactionsread 12 August 2026

А в это время "ни к чему не способные американцы" отправили ракету на Луну

🤮10💩2

16 Nov 2022, 13:00 UTC≈4,300 views11 reactionsread 12 August 2026
Forwarded from @dvachannelPhoto

Ракета SLS стартовала с космодрома в США в рамках лунной миссии Artemis Лицо жителей обратной стороны Луны представили?

💩8👏2🤮1

16 Nov 2022, 05:43 UTC≈4,170 views3 reactionsread 12 August 2026

Ракета которая упала в Польше - вроде не наша, слава богу

👏1💩1🤮1

12 Dec 2021, 14:04 UTC≈12,800 views19 reactionsread 12 August 2026
Forwarded from @dvachannelVideo

Почему бездомные в США питаются лучше российских пенсионеров? На размышление 30 секунд

💩15🔥3🤮1

7 Dec 2021, 12:22 UTC≈11,400 views0 reactionsread 12 August 2026
Forwarded from @dvachannelVideo

Пока у нас нет времени на раскачку, в Турции как-то так

Showing the 11 most recent of 11 posts we hold for @professor_smotrit. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Forward network

Republishes

Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Names

Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 12 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Профессор обосрался и смотрит в мiръ.” (@professor_smotrit), 14 subscribers as measured 12 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/professor_smotrit.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.