11 Jan 2024, 23:47 UTC≈15,600 views64 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Morgen in PamS: Taucht überall auf, wo Land unter ist – Wer ist dieser Katastrophentourist?
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Channel
Der Postillon
@postillon_satire
On this record: Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Handles named that no longer answer · Cite this entry
3,958subscribers
-7 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 3,162–10,000.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1001123527809 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @postillon_satire |
| Created | 18 April 2019 — measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel) |
| First recorded | 6 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 13 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 4 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 13 August 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/postillon_satire |
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 13 Aug 2026, 12:37 | 3,958 | -5 |
| 10 Aug 2026, 15:13 | 3,963 | -3 |
| 7 Aug 2026, 09:30 | 3,966 | +1 |
| 6 Aug 2026, 12:01 | 3,965 | first reading |
Engagement
20 posts held, back to 11 January 2024 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 4 pagesof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 11 January 2024. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Reaction mix
433 reactions across 20 posts, in 26 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 24.7% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 👍 | 107 | 24.7% | |
| 😁 | 70 | 16.2% | |
| 🤣 | 65 | 15.0% | |
| ❤ | 42 | 9.70% | |
| 🐳 | 29 | 6.70% | |
| 🦄 | 22 | 5.08% | |
| 👏 | 20 | 4.62% | |
| 🖕 | 17 | 3.93% | |
| 🏆 | 12 | 2.77% | |
| 🍾 | 7 | 1.62% | |
| 🤯 | 5 | 1.15% | |
| 👎 | 4 | 0.924% | |
| 🤮 | 4 | 0.924% | |
| 🥰 | 4 | 0.924% | |
| 🍌 | 3 | 0.693% | |
| 💩 | 3 | 0.693% | |
| 🤔 | 3 | 0.693% | |
| 🥱 | 3 | 0.693% | |
| 🥴 | 3 | 0.693% | |
| 🔥 | 2 | 0.462% | |
| 6 further kinds | 8 | 1.85% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 20 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 433reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 11 January 2024 to 11 January 2024, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Recent posts
11 Jan 2024, 23:47 UTC≈15,000 views17 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Leserbriefe der Woche (KW 1/24) Jede Woche erreichen die Postillon-Redaktion zahlreiche Leserbriefe․ An dieser Stelle präsentieren wir er weniger regelmäßig eine kleine Auswahl․
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11 Jan 2024, 23:47 UTC≈13,100 views42 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Gerichtsurteil: Hundebesitzer müssen künftig auch kleines Geschäft entfernen Karlsruhe (dpo) - Das wird vielen Tierfreunden nicht gefallen: Laut einem Urteil des Bundesgerichtshofs sind Hundebesitzer künftig dazu verpflichtet, auf öffentlichen Plätzen nicht nur den Kot, sondern auch den Urin ihres Haustieres zu entfernen und sachgerecht zu entsorgen․ Wer gegen diese Auflage verstößt, muss mit einem Bußgeld sowi…
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11 Jan 2024, 23:47 UTC≈10,800 views37 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Sonntagsfrage: Was halten Sie davon, dass Ex-Verfassungsschutzchef Maaßen mit der WerteUnion eine weitere rechte Partei gründen will? Nach Sahra Wagenknecht wagt sich nun auch Hans-Georg Maaßen an die Gründung einer Partei – die bislang als Teil von CDU und CSU agierende WerteUnion soll künftig rechts der Union auf Stimmenfang gehen․ Ist das ein guter Plan? Und hat bald jeder eine eigene Partei, wenn es so weit…
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11 Jan 2024, 23:47 UTC≈8,780 views13 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Newsticker (2045) +++ Schmeckte etwas ranzig: Kannibale lässt Schulkindgulasch zurückgehen +++ +++ Bauernbroteste: Baltischer Trucker nutzt Blockade für Stullenpause +++ +++ Drei Streifen: Adidas macht jetzt auch in Unterhosen +++ +++ Bowlt der Geist? Nachbarn wundern sich über Geräusche in stillgelegter Kegelbahn +++ +++ Knatterton: Privatdetektiv entweicht Furz beim Geschlechtsverkehr +++ +++ Leiht er: Maler …
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11 Jan 2024, 23:47 UTC≈7,200 views27 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Bauern anderweitig beschäftigt: Kühe feiern fette Party So eine Chance haben sie nur selten: In ganz Deutschland nutzt das Vieh die Abwesenheit der protestierenden Bauern, um ausschweifende Partys zu feiern․ Besonders Kühe treiben es wild․
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11 Jan 2024, 23:47 UTC≈6,350 views9 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Die 13 schönsten Bauernregeln zu den Protesten Wo Technik und Wissenschaft versagen, bieten alte Bauernregeln bis heute einen verlässlichen Ausblick auf wichtige Entwicklungen und große Zusammenhänge․ Dabei muss es nicht immer nur um das Wetter gehen – auch aktuelle politische Ereignisse lassen sich mit diesen alten Weisheiten besser einordnen und verstehen․ Der Postillon hat recherchiert und präsentiert die 13…
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11 Jan 2024, 23:47 UTC≈5,810 views20 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Große Sorge in Dresden: Wurde rechtsextreme Demo von Bauern unterwandert? Dresden (dpo) - Es sollte eine ganz normale Kundgebung gegen Demokratie und für den Umsturz werden – doch stattdessen gibt es nun Sorgen, dass die große rechte Demo in Dresden teilweise von Landwirten unterwandert wurde, die für ihre finanziellen Interessen demonstrierten․
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11 Jan 2024, 23:47 UTC≈5,300 views11 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Beckenbauer dribbelt Petrus aus und schießt sensationelles Himmelstor Himmel (dpo) - Unglaubliche Szenen spielen sich derzeit am Eingang des Himmels ab: Dort hat ein Neuankömmling namens Franz Beckenbauer (78✝) soeben auf geniale Weise Torhüter Petrus ausgedribbelt und anschließend den Ball sensationell in den Winkel des Himmelstors geschossen․ Tausende Engel lagen sich jubelnd in den Armen․
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11 Jan 2024, 23:46 UTC≈4,600 views13 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Nach Tod von Beckenbauer: Lothar Matthäus bewirbt sich offiziell um Kaiser-Nachfolge München (dpo) - Der Kaiser ist tot – doch einen legitimen Nachfolger für Franz Beckenbauer (78†) gibt es bislang nicht․ Nun bringt ein alter Bekannter seinen Namen ins Spiel: Lothar Matthäus hat heute seine Bereitschaft bekundet, den Kaisertitel zu übernehmen․
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11 Jan 2024, 23:46 UTC≈4,200 views7 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Kommunikation: 9 Sätze, die darauf hindeuten, dass Ihr Gegenüber Sie vor einem herannahenden Bus warnen will Wer kennt es nicht: Man geht nichtsahnend seinen Erledigungen nach, als plötzlich ein riesiger Bus wie wild auf einen zurast․ Gut, wenn es dann Personen in der näheren Umgebung gibt, die einen rechtzeitig warnen․ Doch wie erkennen wir, ob uns tatsächlich jemand auf einen heranbrausenden Bus aufmerksam ma…
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11 Jan 2024, 23:46 UTC≈3,880 views7 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Newsticker (2046) +++ Wegen Verdunkelungsgefahr: Polizei sperrt Dieb von Haarfärbemittel ein +++ +++ Villariba?: DDR-Grenzer wundert sich über Verdächtigen mit Fairy-Ultra-Flasche +++ +++ Gefäßverengung: Sanduhr muss zum Arzt +++ +++ Ab jetzt vorsichtiger: Tierpfleger will Raubkatzen künftig nicht n Rücken zuwenden +++ +++ Kölsch ging an ihm vorüber: Mann darf richtiges Bier trinken +++ +++ Lach- und Sachbearbe…
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Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @postillon_satire. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Citation-graph rank
Citation-graph rank — 1,300,668 of 1,340,412entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.
Mentions
Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Handles this channel named that no longer answer
- Dead references
- 2
- handles named in this channel’s posts, vacant today
- Evidenced gone
- 0
- we ourselves saw one of these resolve, at some point
- Never seen alive
- 2
- vacant every time we have ever looked
@postillon_satire named 2 handles that resolve to nothing today. That is a fact about the reference, not necessarily a fact about the handle’s history — see the two groups below.
Most of these may never have existed as a live channel at all.A handle a channel names can be a typo, an aspirational name nobody registered, or a channel that was already gone before this one ever mentioned it. Unless a row below is marked evidenced, all we know is that it references a handle that is not a live channel today — not that anything “died”. How this is measured.
Never seen alive
References a handle that is not a live channel — we have no record it ever was one.
@dernewsalphabot
named in 20 posts, 8 August 2026 – 8 August 2026
named in 20 posts, 8 August 2026 – 8 August 2026
@dernewschannel
named in 20 posts, 8 August 2026 – 8 August 2026
named in 20 posts, 8 August 2026 – 8 August 2026
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 13 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Der Postillon” (@postillon_satire), 3,958 subscribers as measured 13 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/postillon_satire.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.