Коллеги, завтра проводим тендер-пати! Подготовьтесь узнать, какого пола будет наш будущий подрядчик по перевозкам.
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Channel
@pokavseterpimo
On this record: Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Stars · Posts · Cite this entry
553subscribers
-1 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1001534370062 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @pokavseterpimo |
| Created | Between 1 August 2021 and 28 February 2023— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 8 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 24 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 4 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 24 August 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/pokavseterpimo |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 24 Aug 2026, 10:27 | 553 | +2 |
| 16 Aug 2026, 19:16 | 551 | -3 |
| 8 Aug 2026, 03:35 | 554 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 12:35 | 554 | first reading |
20 posts held, back to 30 December 2025 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 9 July 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
528 reactions across 20 posts, in 12 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 15.7% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 🤣 | 83 | 15.7% | |
| 😁 | 80 | 15.2% | |
| 💩 | 78 | 14.8% | |
| custom 5379808264680643767 | 63 | 11.9% | |
| 🔥 | 58 | 11.0% | |
| ❤ | 50 | 9.47% | |
| 👨💻 | 39 | 7.39% | |
| 😎 | 23 | 4.36% | |
| 🌭 | 22 | 4.17% | |
| 🤓 | 15 | 2.84% | |
| 😢 | 10 | 1.89% | |
| 🤔 | 7 | 1.33% |
Custom emoji. One row above is a Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The count beside it isTelegram’s.
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 20 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 528reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 30 December 2025 to 9 July 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @pokavseterpimo. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.
Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.
This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.
Counted over the 20 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 30 December 2025 to 9 July 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.
Коллеги, завтра проводим тендер-пати! Подготовьтесь узнать, какого пола будет наш будущий подрядчик по перевозкам.
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Когда я говорю: «Я открыт к обратной связи», я имею в виду: можете меня хвалить.
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Всем привет! Почему меня долго не было в рабочем чате? Поздравьте, у меня пополнение 🐱 я пополнел на 10кг..
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Коллеги, вы тут как?
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Праздники пережили! Теперь можно вернуться к нашим любимым созвонам 🙌
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Photo, posted without a caption
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А вы тоже, если пропустили письмо, говорите типа: «Сейчас посмотрю, возможно, оно попало в спам»?
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Коллеги, а почему вы не выполнили задачу, которую я вам забыл дать?
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Команда, я понимаю, что сейчас не так много проектов и есть негласное разрешение брать личную работу. Но границу тоже переходить не надо. Маникюрный салон? Серьёзно, пилим ноготочки? Андрей, за френч спасибо конечно, но давай завязывай.
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И ещё. Очень плохо, что вся эта ситуация попала на корпоративный портал, потому что меня вызывают к генеральному. Я совсем не хочу снова лежать в бассейне из плёнки — только уже в его кабинете. Откуда он вообще это берёт..
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Оказалось, что алкоголь был в стакане только у меня. Пожалуйста, вытащите меня отсюда: у меня всё онемело, а пальцы стали как у бабушки. И я не хочу знать, почему вода стала теплее, если я лежу здесь уже два часа. Когда будете идти — захватите, пожалуйста, мою одежду.
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Сегодня утром поздравляли Жанну с днём рождения. Спасибо большое, команда! Вы молодцы, столько тостов сказали! Я, правда, понял, что пью реальный алкоголь, только после четвёртого. Хочу признаться честно — я вас люблю 🙌 Идея закрыть пол переговорки плёнкой и набрать туда воды была просто гениальной. Предлагаю официально провести день у бассейна. Всех обнимаю!
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Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @pokavseterpimo. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Stars beside a post are paid reactions — Telegram Stars, bought with money and spent on that post. They are a different unit from reactions and are never added to them, here or anywhere else on this page.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 24 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Новенький” (@pokavseterpimo), 553 subscribers as measured 24 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/pokavseterpimo.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.