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Plife

@plife

2 usernames

On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry

11,596subscribers

-35 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 10,000–31,623.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1003177262712
TypeChannel
Usernames@plife @plifemag
CreatedBetween 1 September 2025 and 31 December 2025— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live13 August 2026
Measurements held15
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 13 August 2026
On Telegramt.me/plife

Growth

11,59611,63311,614.56 August 2026 — 11,631 subscribers6 August 2026 — 11,631 subscribers6 August 2026 — 11,632 subscribers7 August 2026 — 11,633 subscribers7 August 2026 — 11,622 subscribers8 August 2026 — 11,618 subscribers8 August 2026 — 11,607 subscribers9 August 2026 — 11,606 subscribers9 August 2026 — 11,601 subscribers10 August 2026 — 11,599 subscribers10 August 2026 — 11,599 subscribers11 August 2026 — 11,600 subscribers12 August 2026 — 11,602 subscribers12 August 2026 — 11,596 subscribers13 August 2026 — 11,596 subscribers6 August 202613 August 2026
15 measurements spanning 7 days, net -35. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 11,590–11,639 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
13 Aug 2026, 06:0411,596no change
12 Aug 2026, 20:2311,596-6
12 Aug 2026, 05:0211,602+2
11 Aug 2026, 20:2211,600+1
10 Aug 2026, 17:0111,599no change
10 Aug 2026, 04:2311,599-2
9 Aug 2026, 18:2111,601-5
9 Aug 2026, 03:5311,606-1
8 Aug 2026, 20:2511,607-11
8 Aug 2026, 03:1811,618-4
7 Aug 2026, 20:4011,622-11
7 Aug 2026, 05:1011,633+1
6 Aug 2026, 23:1611,632+1
6 Aug 2026, 02:3511,631no change
6 Aug 2026, 01:3511,631first reading

Engagement

18 posts held, back to 22 July 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 17 pagesof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
28.9%
avg views ÷ 11,596 subscribers
Avg views / post
3,350
18 posts measured
Reaction rate
5.31%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
18
of 18 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 12 August 2026
Posts held18 (22 July 202612 August 2026)
Views total60,360
Reactions total3,208
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken13 Aug 2026, 04:01 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Video runtime
3m 04s
Average length
1m 32s

Measured directly from 2 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no mark.

Reaction mix

3,208 reactions across 18 posts, in 11 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 31.0% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
99431.0%
🔥71822.4%
👏47314.7%
🤣2899.01%
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💔1283.99%
😁1183.68%
🍾1103.43%
642.00%
🤝621.93%
🫡250.779%

Custom emoji. One row above is a Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The count beside it isTelegram’s.

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 18 of the 18 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 3,208reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 18 most recent posts we hold, published 22 July 2026 to 12 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

12 Aug 2026, 16:42 UTC≈1,240 views128 reactionsread 13 August 2026
Video

ВТОРОЙ МУЖЧИНА В каждом мужчине живёт ещё один. Обычно он появляется, когда первый слишком долго был разумным. Первый платит по счетам, отвечает на сообщения, помнит про шиномонтаж и знает, что в среду лучше лечь пораньше. Постепенно обрастая чужими сценариями и функционалом, как днище корабля кораллами. Всё работает исправно. Только его в этой жизни почти нет. Тогда второй просыпается, осматривается и говорит:

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11 Aug 2026, 10:54 UTC≈2,040 views198 reactionsread 13 August 2026
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ПАДАЮЩИЙ ЧЕЛОВЕК Это фотография, на которую не хочется смотреть. 11 сентября 2001 года фотограф Associated Press Ричард Дрю снимал горящие башни Всемирного торгового центра. Среди сотен кадров оказался один, который позже назовут The Falling Man. Человек падает с Северной башни. Кто он – неизвестно. Его пытались опознать, журналисты находили возможные имена, разговаривали с семьями, сравнивали одежду. Но спустя два

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9 Aug 2026, 12:18 UTC≈2,530 views30 reactionsread 13 August 2026
File

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9 Aug 2026, 12:11 UTC≈2,560 views288 reactionsread 13 August 2026
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КУДА МУЖЧИНЕ ОТПРАВИТЬСЯ В ОТПУСК Версия Plife Airlines Тебе не обязательно лететь на Бали и пить сок из драконьего фрукта в лесу обезьян. Иногда достаточно места, где хотя бы одиннадцать минут никто ничего от тебя не хочет. Представляем наши лучшие направления сезона: 1. Душ Продолжительность: 12–17 минут Стоимость: включено в коммуналку Программа: первые три минуты действительно мыться. Остальные четырнадцат

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7 Aug 2026, 19:22 UTC≈2,770 views58 reactionsread 13 August 2026
Video message

Video message, posted without a caption

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7 Aug 2026, 19:22 UTC≈2,760 views333 reactionsread 13 August 2026
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PLIFE AFTER DARK ПОКА ОНА В ДУШЕ – Я быстро, – говорит она. Целует тебя, снимает серьги и исчезает за дверью ванной. Через секунду шумит вода: пшшшшшшшшшшшшшшш. До этого вечер складывался великолепно. Ты выбрал хороший ресторан, рассмешил её, вовремя замолчал там, где другой мужик начал бы рассказывать про инвестиции, и даже не залил рубашку соусом. На пороге квартиры ты был мужчиной, который выиграл лотерейный

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5 Aug 2026, 15:49 UTC≈3,040 views410 reactionsread 13 August 2026
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РАССКАЗЫ PLIFE ПОЧЕМУ Я НА НЕЙ ЖЕНИЛСЯ Посвящается нашему читателю – Илье Через несколько месяцев после знакомства у неё появился ключ от моей квартиры. А вместе с ним – её личный фен-шуй. Мои рубашки из разноцветного комка превратились в строй на вешалке: чёрные к чёрным, белые к белым. В доме появился незнакомый мне запах чистоты. На подоконнике – цветок, который я поначалу принимал за укроп и однажды чуть не до

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3 Aug 2026, 17:00 UTC≈4,720 views259 reactionsread 13 August 2026
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ОДИССЕЙ ВОЗВРАЩАЕТСЯ ДОМОЙ Калипсо была богиней. Не «богиней» из анкеты, которая любит Мальдивы, рестораны и ищет мужчину от 180. Настоящей. Бессмертной и, судя по всему, настолько сексуальной, что само море клялось ей в любви. На её острове Одиссей прожил семь лет. Вокруг – сады, вечная молодость и женщина, способная предложить бессмертие. Никаких войн, болезней и налоговой. Большинство из нас уже на второй день

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2 Aug 2026, 13:49 UTC≈4,150 views301 reactionsread 13 August 2026
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От редактора ТРИ СЛЕПЫЕ МЫШИ Роман Шалимов • основатель Plife Женщины, деньги и признание ничего о нас не знают. Но именно им мы отдаём право решать, чего стоим. Сижу в ресторане, жду заказ и листаю старый Playboy. В номере за 1992 год нахожу колонку «Три слепые мыши». Автор смотрит на трёх кандидатов в президенты США и не понимает, как страна дошла до выбора между людьми, которые не видят дальше собственного нос

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29 Jul 2026, 16:05 UTC≈4,640 views218 reactionsread 13 August 2026
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Крупный план ТЕОРИЯ СТРУН Эта идея звучит как разговор двух учёных, которым давно пора проветриться. Про неё говорят так сложно, что обычный мужик уже через минуту чувствует себя табуреткой. Там квантовая механика, гравитация, дополнительные измерения и уравнения, от которых хочется уйти в монастырь. Объясним по-человечески и немного по-плайфовски. Физики много лет пытаются понять, из чего на самом глубоком уров

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28 Jul 2026, 17:43 UTC≈4,020 views45 reactionsread 13 August 2026
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28 Jul 2026, 17:42 UTC≈4,100 views112 reactionsread 13 August 2026
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Plife FM Pixies – Here Comes Your Man Если бы существовала песня для того, чтобы сделать какую-нибудь прекрасную херню, это она. Включать в конце дня. Петь громче, глупее и танцевать как после удара электрошоком. Чтобы твоя девушка смотрела и думала: «всё, нафиг, я вызываю скорую помощь, спасателей и священника». В ней есть строчка про очень долгое ожидание: «There is a wait so long». Вот и хватит ждать. Действу

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Showing the 12 most recent of 18 posts we hold for @plife. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Citation-graph rank

Citation-graph rank — 279,550 of 1,176,251entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.

Mentions

Named by 4 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 13 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Plife” (@plife), 11,596 subscribers as measured 13 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/plife.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.