30 measurements spanning 33 days, net -211. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 33,334–33,626 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 30
Measured (UTC)
Subscribers
Change
8 Sept 2026, 15:17
33,368
-16
5 Sept 2026, 09:01
33,384
-17
3 Sept 2026, 09:14
33,401
-12
2 Sept 2026, 04:24
33,413
-7
1 Sept 2026, 06:39
33,420
-14
31 Aug 2026, 08:35
33,434
-14
30 Aug 2026, 10:57
33,448
-21
29 Aug 2026, 12:46
33,469
-30
28 Aug 2026, 10:36
33,499
-11
27 Aug 2026, 09:38
33,510
-11
26 Aug 2026, 12:33
33,521
-16
25 Aug 2026, 14:33
33,537
-8
24 Aug 2026, 15:43
33,545
-6
23 Aug 2026, 00:57
33,551
-17
21 Aug 2026, 11:47
33,568
-24
20 Aug 2026, 08:42
33,592
+9
19 Aug 2026, 11:13
33,583
+14
18 Aug 2026, 12:04
33,569
-4
17 Aug 2026, 15:08
33,573
+5
16 Aug 2026, 08:34
33,568
first reading
Engagement
53 posts held, back to 20 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 69 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR · 30 days
34.1%
avg views ÷ 33,368 subscribers
Avg views / post
11,400
34 posts measured
Reaction rate
6.61%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
34
of 53 held
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.
What these figures were computed from
Window
Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 8 September 2026
Posts held
53 (20 July 2026 – 8 September 2026)
Views total
386,720
Reactions total
25,553
Forwards / comments
not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken
9 Sept 2026, 14:19 UTC
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
What this channel posts
Photos
≈2,590
Videos
≈317
Links
≈431
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 9 September 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. A count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints these counters in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈142,000 means somewhere between 141,500 and 142,499.
Video runtime
9m 13s
Average length
1m 01s
Measured directly from 9 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Reaction mix
42,678 reactions across 53 posts, in 5 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 76.3% of them.
Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
Reaction
Count
Share
Share, drawn
❤🔥
32,579
76.3%
😁
4,556
10.7%
💔
3,798
8.90%
🙈
1,159
2.72%
🗿
586
1.37%
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 53 of the 53 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 42,678 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 53 most recent posts we hold, published 20 July 2026 to 8 September 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Telegram Stars
Stars received
94
across the posts below
Posts paid on
42
of 53 we hold a reading for · 79%
Most on one post
10
single highest reading
A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @pizzaqueen. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.
Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.
This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.
Counted over the 53 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 20 July 2026 to 8 September 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.
🏠🎨 ЧЕРЕЗ 10 МИНУТ СМОТРИМ КВАРТИРНЫЙ ВОПРОС/ДАЧНЫЙ ОТВЕТ:
https://www.twitch.tv/thekaterinalo
Чтоб вы понимали, чего ожидать от совместного просмотра интерьерных переделок, я вам покажу САМЫЙ худший ремонт за всю историю передачи (нет, это не выпуск с Муравьёвой). Но хорошие ремонты, я уверена, тоже глянем — серии мы будем выбирать всем чатом и вместе решать, какую смотреть!
Если вам зайдёт такой просмотр, введём …
Забрали наши тарелочки с мастер-класса на Гжельском фарфором заводе ❤️🔥
Интересно, что только у меня был формат +1, остальные девчонки в количестве человек тридцати пришли в одиночку. И вот я думаю, какие варианты:
1. Не спросили у организаторов и не думали, что можно с партнёром, либо НЕ ХОТЕЛИ (забыла вписать этот вариант, потому что он предусматривается сам собой, ну что тут обсуждать-то, я хотела ПОСПЛЕТНИЧАТЬ…
В подобных играх все унижают всех — безусловно. Пацаны рвут и мечут на других пацанов и бесконечно грозятся что-то сделать с матерями не только девушек.
Но 🙃
Заметьте, как оскорбления, связанные с сексом, становятся унижающими и угрожающими из уст мужчин. «Я тебя трахну» = тебя унижу, накажу, отомщу. «Дающая» = опущенная, ну а уж «хуй сосать» — это буквально в грязи изваляться.
Секс как наказание.
Насилие как прояв…
🍎 ЧЕРЕЗ 10 МИНУТ СМОТРИМ ОТЧАЯННЫХ ДОМОХОЗЯЕК:
https://www.twitch.tv/thekaterinalo
Сегодня серии — просто нечто! Первая начнётся с одной из погибших героинь и наполнит нас флешбеками со слезами; вторая попытается вызвать сочувствие к нашему любимому Тому, но мы выстоим, как и всегда; а в третьей Габи покажет, насколько дочь ей важнее косметики и тряпок. ВСЕХ ЖДУ НА ПЯТНИЧНОЕ УМЫВАНИЕ СЛЁЗКАМИ!
Запись уже ждёт вас …
— я люблю тебя любую!
— а если бы я стала земляным червяком?
— да
— а если бы я стала испанским слизнем?
— тогда я бы стал той уткой-бегунком и у нас была бы запретная любовь, и все остальные утки осуждали бы меня, что я тебя люблю, а я бы всё равно любил
💕🫠✨
О, наконец настал тот час,
Когда я здесь и вижу вас,
Едва надеясь на взаимность!
В слепом неведении томлюсь!
Я беспороден — это минус,
Но благороден — это плююююсссс
Showing the 12 most recent of 53 posts we hold for @pizzaqueen. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Stars beside a post are paid reactions — Telegram Stars, bought with money and spent on that post. They are a different unit from reactions and are never added to them, here or anywhere else on this page.
Posts edited after publishing
@pizzaqueen edited 6 posts after it first published — the same permalink now carries different wording than the one this register originally read, caught because our own crawl held a copy of the earlier text.
An edit is not deception. Typo fixes, price updates and corrections look exactly like this too — this register can tell you the wording changed and when, not why. How this is measured.
First edit seen
8 August 2026
Most recent edit
30 August 2026
Mentions
Named by 2 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 8 September 2026 — this
entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Лев, тётя Катя и ментальный шкаф” (@pizzaqueen), 33,368 subscribers as measured 8 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/pizzaqueen.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.
