13 Feb 2022, 20:15 UTC≈3,320 viewsread 10 August 2026
Storks Deliver Babies (p = 0.008) Robert Matthews https://web.archive.org/web/20210413060837/http://robertmatthews.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/RM-storks-paper.pdf
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Channel
papers, please
@papers1please
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · Posts · Cite this entry
63subscribers
-1 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1001333693126 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @papers1please |
| Created | 22 July 2020 — measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (TGDataset) |
| First recorded | 10 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 5 October 2026 |
| Measurements held | 3 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 2 times, most recently 5 October 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/papers1please |
Topic
Science — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 28 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 90% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 24 Sept 2026, 21:21 | 63 | -1 |
| 10 Aug 2026, 02:47 | 64 | no change |
| 6 Aug 2026, 20:46 | 64 | first reading |
Engagement
20 posts held, back to 18 October 2020 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 13 February 2022. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Recent posts
10 Jan 2022, 11:19 UTC≈3,380 viewsread 10 August 2026
Serotonin selectively influences moral judgment and behavior through effects on harm aversion Molly J. Crockett, Luke Clark, Marc D. Hauser, and Trevor W. Robbins https://www.pnas.org/content/107/40/17433
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21 Dec 2021, 15:09 UTC≈3,410 viewsread 10 August 2026
GLIDE: Towards Photorealistic Image Generation and Editing with Text-Guided Diffusion Models Alex Nichol, Prafulla Dhariwal, Aditya Ramesh, Pranav Shyam, Pamela Mishkin, Bob McGrew, Ilya Sutskever, Mark Chen https://arxiv.org/abs/2112.10741 (via M., thanks!)
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26 Sept 2021, 11:38 UTC≈3,010 viewsread 10 August 2026
How Great is the Great Firewall? Measuring China’s DNS Censorship Nguyen Phong Hoang, Arian Akhavan Niaki, Jakub Dalek, Jeffrey Knockel, Pellaeon Lin, Bill Marczak, Masashi Crete-Nishihata, Phillipa Gill, Michalis Polychronakis https://www.usenix.org/system/files/sec21-hoang.pdf
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14 Aug 2021, 09:29 UTC≈2,290 viewsread 10 August 2026
The Phi-Bot: A Robot Controlled by a Slime Mould Soichiro Tsuda, Stefan Artmann, Klaus-Peter Zauner https://www.researchgate.net/publication/39998417_The_Phi-Bot_A_Robot_Controlled_by_a_Slime_Mould
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9 Aug 2021, 09:22 UTC≈2,920 viewsread 10 August 2026
Time Lens: Event-based Video Frame Interpolation S. Tulyakov, D. Gehrig, S. Georgoulis, J. Erbach, M. Gehrig, Y. Li, D. Scaramuzza http://rpg.ifi.uzh.ch/TimeLens.html
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16 Jun 2021, 16:52 UTC≈1,890 viewsread 10 August 2026
Cryptanalysis of the GPRS Encryption Algorithms GEA-1 and GEA-2 Christof Beierle, Patrick Derbez, Gregor Leander, Gaëtan Leurent, Håvard Raddum, Yann Rotella, David Rupprecht, Lukas Stennes https://eprint.iacr.org/2021/819
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21 Apr 2021, 19:49 UTC≈1,700 viewsread 10 August 2026
Test of lepton universality in beauty-quark decays LHCb collaboration https://arxiv.org/abs/2103.11769
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20 Apr 2021, 19:58 UTC≈1,520 viewsread 10 August 2026
ZeRO-Infinity: Breaking the GPU Memory Wall for Extreme Scale Deep Learning Samyam Rajbhandari, Olatunji Ruwase, Jeff Rasley, Shaden Smith, Yuxiong He https://arxiv.org/abs/2104.07857 (via M., thanks!)
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14 Apr 2021, 00:28 UTC≈1,370 viewsread 10 August 2026
Tracking Users across the Web via TLS Session Resumption Erik Sy, Christian Burkert, Hannes Federrath, Mathias Fischer https://svs.informatik.uni-hamburg.de/publications/2018/2018-12-06-Sy-ACSAC-Tracking_Users_across_the_Web_via_TLS_Session_Resumption.pdf
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27 Mar 2021, 20:19 UTC≈1,240 viewsread 10 August 2026
Playing hard exploration games by watching YouTube Yusuf Aytar, Tobias Pfaf, David Budden, Tom Le Paine, Ziyu Wang, Nando de Freitas https://papers.nips.cc/paper/2018/file/35309226eb45ec366ca86a4329a2b7c3-Paper.pdf
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26 Mar 2021, 14:21 UTC≈2,060 viewsread 10 August 2026
Fast Factoring Integers by SVP Algorithms Claus Peter Schnorr https://eprint.iacr.org/2021/232
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Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @papers1please. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 24 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“papers, please” (@papers1please), 63 subscribers as measured 24 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/papers1please.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.