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Channel
Onverstandig
@onverstandig
On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
20subscribers
+0 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1001108290731 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @onverstandig |
| Description | Voor dingen die onverstandig en of heel erg dom zijn |
| Created | 1 September 2017 — measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel) |
| First recorded | 11 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 11 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 2 |
| On Telegram | t.me/onverstandig |
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 11 Aug 2026, 15:15 | 20 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 19:56 | 20 | first reading |
Engagement
20 posts held, back to 25 October 2021 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 23 June 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
What this channel posts
- Photos
- 16
- Links
- 16
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 11 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.
Recent posts
je USB muis receiver in de was doen
Hey iemand heeft me rechten gegeven
Limburg erkennen als onderdeel van Nederland
Infostudenten van de TU Delft die elkaar adviseren om chatgpt te gebruiken om hun opdrachten mee te maken
je fstab verneuken
Mij postrechten geven 👍
Tijdzones behouden
Verwachten geen rente te hoeven betalen op een lening
maar opzich ben ik optimistisch over de toekomst
per ongeluk de bus naar Duinrell pakken in plaats van Leiden
Cola over je laptop mikken
Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @onverstandig. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Forward network
Republishes
Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 11 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Onverstandig” (@onverstandig), 20 subscribers as measured 11 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/onverstandig.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.