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نكت بايخه

@nwkat

On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Stars · Posts · Telegram's recommendations · Cite this entry

7,633subscribers

-76 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 3,162–10,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001056915918
TypeChannel
Username@nwkat
CreatedBetween 1 May 2016 and 28 February 2017 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live30 October 2026
Measurements held21
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 30 October 2026
On Telegramt.me/nwkat

Topic

Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 12 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 99% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and the other topics.

Growth

7,6337,7097,6716 August 2026 — 7,709 subscribers6 August 2026 — 7,708 subscribers9 August 2026 — 7,705 subscribers12 August 2026 — 7,703 subscribers15 August 2026 — 7,685 subscribers18 August 2026 — 7,688 subscribers21 August 2026 — 7,690 subscribers25 August 2026 — 7,679 subscribers28 August 2026 — 7,654 subscribers30 August 2026 — 7,650 subscribers13 September 2026 — 7,647 subscribers16 September 2026 — 7,650 subscribers25 September 2026 — 7,673 subscribers4 October 2026 — 7,662 subscribers10 October 2026 — 7,660 subscribers14 October 2026 — 7,663 subscribers17 October 2026 — 7,659 subscribers20 October 2026 — 7,658 subscribers23 October 2026 — 7,654 subscribers27 October 2026 — 7,648 subscribers30 October 2026 — 7,633 subscribers6 August 202630 October 2026
21 measurements spanning 85 days, net -76. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 7,622–7,720 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 21
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
30 Oct 2026, 07:467,633-15
27 Oct 2026, 04:207,648-6
23 Oct 2026, 19:377,654-4
20 Oct 2026, 10:047,658-1
17 Oct 2026, 20:167,659-4
14 Oct 2026, 10:487,663+3
10 Oct 2026, 22:027,660-2
4 Oct 2026, 20:557,662-11
25 Sept 2026, 01:207,673+23
16 Sept 2026, 09:377,650+3
13 Sept 2026, 00:587,647-3
30 Aug 2026, 21:047,650-4
28 Aug 2026, 01:087,654-25
25 Aug 2026, 03:387,679-11
21 Aug 2026, 14:587,690+2
18 Aug 2026, 16:227,688+3
15 Aug 2026, 17:187,685-18
12 Aug 2026, 06:147,703-2
9 Aug 2026, 11:027,705-3
6 Aug 2026, 19:107,708first reading

Engagement

23 posts held, back to 18 July 2025 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 17 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 23 posts for this entry, the most recent from 26 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

Reaction mix

1,786 reactions across 23 posts, in 34 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 48.8% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
🤣87148.8%
❤1357.56%
🖕1186.61%
💩1166.49%
😁1136.33%
👎1075.99%
🗿824.59%
👍472.63%
🥱291.62%
🤔241.34%
😐221.23%
🍌191.06%
😭140.784%
🤡100.56%
🤮100.56%
🥴100.56%
🙉90.504%
💔70.392%
🌚50.28%
👌50.28%
14 further kinds331.85%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 23 of the 23 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 1,786 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 23 most recent posts we hold, published 18 July 2025 to 26 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Telegram Stars

Stars received
2
across the posts below
Posts paid on
2
of 23 we hold a reading for · 9%
Most on one post
1
single highest reading

A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @nwkat. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.

Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.

This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.

Counted over the 23 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 18 July 2025 to 26 August 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.

Recent posts

26 Aug 2026, 06:56 UTC692 views16 reactionsread 28 August 2026

اكو واحد بخيل مات ابوه كام يبجي بعين وحدة 😂😂

🤣8😁6👎2

Signed Anas ali

11 Aug 2026, 16:37 UTC≈2,020 views26 reactionsread 28 August 2026

فايروس ديودع فايروس جان يكله الى اللقاح 😂😂

🤣20👎2🤮2😭2

Signed Anas ali

9 Aug 2026, 06:32 UTC≈2,420 views16 reactionsread 28 August 2026

مرة في ٣ شباب اسمهم طارق قعدو مع بعض عملو جلسة طوارئ😂😂😂😂😂

😐9🖕2😁2❤1👎1🤣1

Signed Anas ali

6 Aug 2026, 05:44 UTC≈3,040 views18 reactionsread 28 August 2026

ليش الزرافه ركبتها طويله ؟ لان جهالها رافعين راسها 😂😂

🤣15❤1👎1😭1

Signed Anas ali

31 Jul 2026, 08:54 UTC≈3,900 views30 reactionsread 28 August 2026

في كلب🐶 يغازل كلبة❤️ قالها حبج ي dog بالراس🤣😂

🤣15😁5❤4🤔3👎1🥰1😴1

Signed Anas ali

30 Jul 2026, 15:46 UTC≈3,890 views36 reactionsread 28 August 2026

فديوم ابو بريص كله ل ابنه من تنجح اجيبلك حايط هديه 😂😂🌚

🤣26👎3💩2🖕2😁2❤1

Signed Anas ali

27 Jul 2026, 05:53 UTC≈4,270 views29 reactionsread 28 August 2026

اكو فديوم وحده جابت توم ووحده جابت جيري 😂😂

💩12🤣12🤡3👎1🤷‍♀1

Signed Anas ali

9 Jul 2026, 17:41 UTC≈5,610 views50 reactionsread 28 August 2026

واحد بخيل راح يتبرع دم سألهم ترجعوا لو لا ؟ 😂😐

👎20😁11🥱10👍4❤3🤣2

Signed Anas ali

17 Jun 2026, 05:47 UTC≈7,090 views52 reactionsread 28 August 2026

في حدا اشترى عصفورين سمى واحد واحد والثاني اثنين ليش؟؟ عشان لا مات واحد يبقى معاه اثنين😂

🤣32🖕8👎6❤2🗿2🍌1🤡1

Signed Anas ali

3 Mar 2026, 01:44 UTC≈11,700 views105 reactionsread 28 August 2026

اكو واحد اشتره قلمين واحدكتب بي والثاني سي 🌚😂😂

🤣32🗿24🖕16💩10😁10🤯4🍌3❤2

Signed Anas ali

23 Feb 2026, 14:45 UTC≈12,700 views115 reactionsread 28 August 2026

اكو كردي فرش فراشين كلوله ليش؟ كال صارلي يومين ما نايم 😂

🤣73🖕14🥴6❤5🌚5🗿3👎2🤬2

Signed Anas ali

30 Oct 2025, 05:44 UTC≈19,700 views113 reactionsread 28 August 2026

اكو بنيه اسمها هنا مشت شويه صارت هناك 😂😂😢

🤣64💩21❤10🖕10🍌4🤡2🙉2

Signed Anas ali

Showing the 12 most recent of 23 posts we hold for @nwkat. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Appears in Telegram’s recommendations for other channels

The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.

شعراء وذواقين الشعر الشعبي
@she3r_shabe2 · 19,257
Telegram ranks this channel #59 of 66 here — alongside 65 others — read 3 October 2026

This channel appears in 1 seed channel's Telegram-generated recommendation list in total. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 30 October 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“نكت بايخه” (@nwkat), 7,633 subscribers as measured 30 October 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/nwkat.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.