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Раньше всех. Ну почти.

@nupochti

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52subscribers

+0 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

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Telegram ID-1001710671134
TypeChannel
Username@nupochti
DescriptionСатирическое издание, не имеющее ничего общего с реальностью. Ну почти.
Created30 July 2022measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel)
First recorded10 August 2026
Last confirmed live13 August 2026
Measurements held2
On Telegramt.me/nupochti

Growth

526 August 2026 — 52 subscribers10 August 2026 — 52 subscribers6 August 202610 August 2026
2 measurements spanning 4 days. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 51–53 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
10 Aug 2026, 10:0152no change
6 Aug 2026, 09:5752first reading

Engagement

20 posts held, back to 13 October 2022the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 2 April 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

What this channel posts

Photos
1
Links
2

Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 10 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.

Reaction mix

240 reactions across 20 posts, in 16 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 48.3% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
🤣11648.3%
🔥2711.3%
229.17%
👍187.50%
😁166.67%
145.83%
👏72.92%
💩41.67%
😢41.67%
🤡41.67%
🐳31.25%
🌭10.417%
👎10.417%
💊10.417%
🕊10.417%
🖕10.417%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 20 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 240reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 13 October 2022 to 2 April 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

2 Apr 2026, 09:57 UTC≈5,190 views22 reactionsread 10 August 2026

⚡Пескову известно о том, что оёиобойё оё птгпвпзебёу пу пугёутугёооптуй

🤣21💩1

10 May 2025, 20:30 UTC≈1,330 views13 reactionsread 10 August 2026

⚡️Владимир Путин анонсировал сделку века с США. Детали не разглашаются, но речь идёт об $1 USD.

🤣13

28 Aug 2024, 10:53 UTC≈1,380 views10 reactionsread 10 August 2026

⚡️Шуфутинский готовит переворот

🤣10

24 Aug 2024, 21:40 UTC≈9,440 views22 reactionsread 10 August 2026

«Нас 25 тысяч, и мы идем разбираться, почему в стране творится беспредел. 25 тысяч ожидает как тактический резерв, а стратегический резерв — это вся армия и вся страна. Все, кто хочет, присоединяйтесь. Надо заканчивать с этим безобразием», — заявили дети Дурова.

🤣22

16 Feb 2024, 13:09 UTC≈2,620 views9 reactionsread 10 August 2026

⚡️В своём поместье в Лондоне скончался Олег Тиньков. Причины смерти устанавливаются

🤣9

6 Feb 2024, 11:16 UTC≈2,370 views8 reactionsread 10 August 2026

⚡️Известный американец Такер Карлсон примет участие в съёмках нового российского кинофильма «Карлсон на каникулах». Режиссёром выступит Михаил Локшин

🤣8

27 Dec 2023, 16:21 UTC≈2,240 views10 reactionsread 10 August 2026
Video

⚡️На блогера Стаса Васильева, также известного под псевдонимом «Стас Ай Как Просто», возбудили уголовное дело за пропаганду ЛГБТ

🤣8💩2

30 Nov 2023, 13:04 UTC≈14,100 views19 reactionsread 10 August 2026

⚡️Книга Романа Антоновского «Альфа-самец. Мочи их, Президент!» признана экстремистским материалом в связи с запретом ЛГБТ-движения

🤣16🐳3

15 Nov 2022, 21:51 UTC≈3,060 views13 reactionsread 10 August 2026

⚡️Всеми известным «призраком Киева» оказался Лех Качински

9👍2👎1🖕1

15 Nov 2022, 19:00 UTC≈3,980 views28 reactionsread 10 August 2026

⚡️Польша исключена из НАТО — Генсек Йенс Столтенберг

👍8😁86😢4🤡2

11 Nov 2022, 12:14 UTC≈3,230 views3 reactionsread 10 August 2026

⚡️Первый замглавы комитета Госдумы по просвещению Яна Лантратова предложила запретить в России серию игр Hearts of Iron

3

9 Nov 2022, 19:12 UTC≈2,970 views5 reactionsread 10 August 2026

⚡️На нескольких неназванных военкоров-«инфлюэнсеров» заведено дело по статье 280.1 уголовного кодекса Российской Федерации

👍3🤣1😁1

Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @nupochti. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Mentions

Names

Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 10 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Раньше всех. Ну почти.” (@nupochti), 52 subscribers as measured 10 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/nupochti.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.