想学游泳但怕呛水的宝子有福了可以上街用手拨弄空气来练习泳姿
Signed 波波perti 🇯🇵🍙🥋🍣🌸⛩🗻🚝⚾️🥢🍢🌊🥷

Channel
@nshicommentary
On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
411subscribers
+2 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1002421835502 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @nshicommentary |
| Created | Between 1 September 2024 and 31 March 2025— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 8 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 14 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 3 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 2 times, most recently 14 August 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/nshicommentary |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 8 Aug 2026, 08:56 | 411 | +2 |
| 8 Aug 2026, 05:35 | 409 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 13:32 | 409 | first reading |
20 posts held, back to 28 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate. It is computed over the 19 of 20 measured posts that carry a reaction reading, and over those same posts' views.
| Window | Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 8 August 2026 |
|---|---|
| Posts held | 20 (28 July 2026 – 8 August 2026) |
| Views total | 3,358 |
| Reactions total | 75 |
| Forwards / comments | not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated |
| Readings taken | 8 Aug 2026, 05:35 UTC |
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
Measured directly from 1 video with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
75 reactions across 19 posts, in 14 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 70.7% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 😁 | 53 | 70.7% | |
| ✍ | 3 | 4.00% | |
| 👍 | 3 | 4.00% | |
| 💯 | 2 | 2.67% | |
| 😨 | 2 | 2.67% | |
| 🤬 | 2 | 2.67% | |
| 🤯 | 2 | 2.67% | |
| 🫡 | 2 | 2.67% | |
| 🖕 | 1 | 1.33% | |
| 😭 | 1 | 1.33% | |
| 🙉 | 1 | 1.33% | |
| 🤓 | 1 | 1.33% | |
| 🤝 | 1 | 1.33% | |
| 🤣 | 1 | 1.33% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 19 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 75reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 28 July 2026 to 8 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
想学游泳但怕呛水的宝子有福了可以上街用手拨弄空气来练习泳姿
Signed 波波perti 🇯🇵🍙🥋🍣🌸⛩🗻🚝⚾️🥢🍢🌊🥷
中国男人: 从小在家怕家长。 读书怕老师。 上班怕领导。 打架怕进派出所。 开车怕摄像头。 上内网怕官方。 上外网怕国安。 实际上: 父母是自己没能耐,在外面受气了回来只能拿你这个软柿子捏的傻逼。 老师是管不了你这样的傻逼只会叫家长来管的傻逼,要不是看这个逼班一年还有三个月假,早他妈揍你了。 领导是没事把你当傻逼使唤,有事你看不见人,出事把你当傻逼背锅的狗逼。 派出所是进了就出来了的办事大厅,不带走一副手铐,不留下一个案底,里边人不是他妈做生意的,不会嫌那地方不够热闹。 摄像头是拍犯罪的安防,就算是拍违章的,那他妈安摄像头的人也得他妈吃钱,也他妈不是每个路口都安,就算每个路口都安,也他妈不是每个路口都灵。 官方是一个月挣三千五乐得跟傻逼似的审核员。 国安是你妈逼监狱里踩缝纫机的傻逼、是干脏活累活的辅警、是体制内只会被人利用,不会发展自己势力的老实人。
😁3
Signed 一根中等大小的鸡巴
塑造理想的中国男性有以下几个步骤。 避免性教育,让他只从霸凌和色情片里建立性观。 用一个家暴的父亲和委曲求全的母亲建立他的婚姻观。 用成绩排名,鞭打,辱骂固化他的生存逻辑。 用圣贤的道理挤兑他对自我的思考。 用集体荣誉感麻痹他的饥饿和抑郁。 构建仇恨和虚假的敌人以填补他的虚无。 晚上撸一管就能猛猛干一整天的核动力驴完成了。
😁5
Signed Pork Guy
人们怀念的不是争议缠身的张雪峰本人,他也从来负担不起愿为寒门说真话的人设,他做的并非提供稀缺信息,而是帮无力承担决策风险的、毫无信息搜集意愿的、这辈子没凑够十次独立思考的成年父母转移责任——一万八的“圆梦卡”,本质是买一次“错了不怪爹”的签字。
✍1👍1💯1😁1
Signed 波波perti 🇯🇵🍙🥋🍣🌸⛩🗻🚝⚾️🥢🍢🌊🥷
如何评价虎牙旗下APKPure分发带后门的telegram? | 原文
😨2🤬1😁1
Signed 波波perti 🇯🇵🍙🥋🍣🌸⛩🗻🚝⚾️🥢🍢🌊🥷
看东北旅游视频,一开始看到空城里本地人说上世纪多么多么辉煌、被称为“东北小香港”,我就扼腕叹息,感叹这地方既不是哈尔滨又不是沈阳大连,竟然能成为东北小香港,真不简单,其衰落真是令人遗憾。然而随着我阅片量增加,我就越来越困惑,东北人怎么随便哪个县哪个乡都全员自比“东北小香港”,我作为外地人真的他妈的纳闷,你们东北究竟有几个小香港?你们东北人自己统一一下意见行不行。整得全世界五百个金融中心499个都坐落在上世纪的东北似的。
😁4
Signed 波波perti 🇯🇵🍙🥋🍣🌸⛩🗻🚝⚾️🥢🍢🌊🥷
宝宝这样看顺眼多了。(顺便问下,我朋友想把原图印到t恤上穿出去,这种是啥心态)
🤯2🖕1🤣1
Signed 一根中等大小的鸡巴
集美痛恨的“妈宝男”,反义词是什么,邹市明吗?
😁2
Signed 波波perti 🇯🇵🍙🥋🍣🌸⛩🗻🚝⚾️🥢🍢🌊🥷
幽默老登、魔法对轰 东京大学4日宣布,因一名60多岁的教授在其所属专业及研究室的网站中嵌入了不当词语,已对其作出纪律处分。2024年,东京大学曾曝出研究生院招生相关网站中嵌入了“六四天安门”字样的事件。据政府相关人士透露,此次处分的理由正是这一事件。由于该字串的存在,中国留学生可能无法查看招生信息。
😁4🫡2
Signed ㅤ建国门枪神|建军月限时返场
我读《劳动新闻》、《民主朝鲜》、《青年前卫》、《沙里亚报》(Shariat Daily / Shariat)、《希望报》(Hewad)、《阿尼斯报》(Anis)、《喀布尔时报》(The Kabul Times)、《巴勒斯坦报》(Felesteen / Falastin)、《黎赛拉报》(Al-Risalah)、《赖伊报》(Al-Rai)、《格拉玛报》
😁4🤓1
Signed 波波perti 🇯🇵🍙🥋🍣🌸⛩🗻🚝⚾️🥢🍢🌊🥷
有没有和我一样每周看经济学人提升认知的?
😁3✍1🤝1
北影教材演技大赏:“整个宠物医院都是我的人,你怎么和我斗”
😁3🙉1
Signed 波波perti 🇯🇵🍙🥋🍣🌸⛩🗻🚝⚾️🥢🍢🌊🥷
Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @nshicommentary. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Citation-graph rank — 1,062,098 of 1,478,351entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.
Republished by
Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.
Republishes
Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 8 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“八失频道” (@nshicommentary), 411 subscribers as measured 8 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/nshicommentary.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.