https://youtu.be/1Ar7s44ooMM?si=KCRyJ5iGmJgQczvJ
π₯13β€3
Signed Kaiser Gordon

Channel
@nofap_memes
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3,018subscribers
-13 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register Β· movement among entries of 1,000β3,162.
| Telegram ID | -1001232962145 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @nofap_memes |
| Created | 3 November 2018 β measured β cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel) |
| First recorded | 6 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 11 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 5 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 11 August 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/nofap_memes |
Recorded in 2019 as βEli's NoFap meme center π«π°πβ β the title held for this same channel (matched by Telegram id, not by handle) in the Pushshift Telegram Dataset, a third-party archive captured in 2019-2020, years before this register made its own first observation. CC BY 4.0, Baumgartner, Zannettou, Squire & Blackburn (2020), Zenodo. A third partyβs dated snapshot, not a measurement this register made itself.
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 11 Aug 2026, 22:54 | 3,018 | -9 |
| 9 Aug 2026, 03:52 | 3,027 | -3 |
| 6 Aug 2026, 08:50 | 3,030 | -1 |
| 6 Aug 2026, 05:01 | 3,031 | no change |
| 6 Aug 2026, 04:05 | 3,031 | first reading |
20 posts held, back to 29 November 2025 β the reader has not yet reached the start of this channelβs public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 3 pagesof Telegramβs post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute β we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 19 March 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Measured directly from 1 video with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel β not this channelβs whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegramβs own rounded chrome, so it carries no β mark.
778 reactions across 18 posts, in 15 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 31.2% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| β€ | 243 | 31.2% | |
| π― | 177 | 22.8% | |
| π₯ | 142 | 18.3% | |
| π | 56 | 7.20% | |
| π | 35 | 4.50% | |
| π₯΄ | 30 | 3.86% | |
| π | 23 | 2.96% | |
| β€βπ₯ | 21 | 2.70% | |
| π | 14 | 1.80% | |
| π | 12 | 1.54% | |
| π’ | 9 | 1.16% | |
| π€£ | 8 | 1.03% | |
| π€¬ | 4 | 0.514% | |
| π | 2 | 0.257% | |
| π€― | 2 | 0.257% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities β π is thanks in one channel and mourning in another β so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one β 4.34K, 1.2M β so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 19 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegramβs own count on each post β not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above β those same posts carry 778reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by βa reaction total printed elsewhere on the pageβ.
Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 29 November 2025 to 19 March 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
https://youtu.be/1Ar7s44ooMM?si=KCRyJ5iGmJgQczvJ
π₯13β€3
Signed Kaiser Gordon
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π₯΄30π€¬4π’4β€2
Signed President Elect Mr Shekelberg [ I HATE THE ANTICHRIST ]
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π―38π€£1
Signed Kaiser Gordon
The truth is you should have quit years ago. You should have quit when you were 17. I will quit next year foolishly ignores the fact that these years are the most important in your life and you don't have time to waste it on porn.
π40β€βπ₯9β€1π₯1π€£1
Signed Kaiser Gordon
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π23π―15β€5
Signed Kaiser Gordon
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β€61π8β€βπ₯3π2π€―2
Signed Kaiser Gordon
you pity the moth confusing a lamp for the moon, yet here you are confusing a screen for the world
π₯41β€4π3π1
Signed Kaiser Gordon
All that pornography you consume lowkey turning you into a faggΓΈt
π―68π9π4β€2π2
Signed Kaiser Gordon
I donβt watch porn. It pulls me into slumber and monotony. I become a zombie. Iβd rather go to sleep restless, knowing Iβm not where I should be and determined to do something to change that tomorrow.
β€54β€βπ₯9π2π1
Signed Kaiser Gordon
We shall keep the hope
β€64
Signed Kaiser Gordon
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β€42π₯25
Signed Kaiser Gordon
Notice this during your next goon session, most time is spent searching for the good video to get aroused and once you find the video you will ejaculate in very quickly. ( You will not even complete the video) This exactly the opposite to what you want your real life encounter be. You want to be easily aroused by your beloved and make love to her for a long time.
π―39π2
Signed Kaiser Gordon
Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @nofap_memes. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked β was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it β t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so β1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
The 2 polls we hold for this entry, as Telegram rendered them when we read the post. A pollβs figures keep moving after that, so each one is dated.
Day 30 . This is the end. Fought the good fight and....
Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.
Day 29
Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.
Percentages only β there are no per-option vote counts here, because Telegram publishes none.The public post preview gives each optionβs share and a single voter total, and nothing else. Multiplying one by the other would produce a per-option tally that looks measured and is not: the shares are rounded to whole numbers before we ever see them. We print what was published and leave the column that does not exist empty.
The shares need not add up to 100.Rounding alone puts many polls at 99 or 101. A poll that allows more than one answer per voter runs well past 100 by design, and several here do. The bars are drawn against a fixed 100% track at each optionβs own percentage rather than normalised to the total, so a poll that exceeds it shows that it does instead of being quietly rescaled.
Read from the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 29 November 2025 to 19 March 2026. Telegram labels each poll by kind β an anonymous poll, a quiz, a closed set of final results β and that label is reproduced rather than paraphrased.
Citation-graph rank β 610,307 of 1,350,102entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below β republished posts weigh more than named mentions β and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channelβs name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page β a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.
Republished by
Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Named by 2 registered channels β every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched β that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting todayβs namer to yesterdayβs owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason β naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides β the βNamed by N registered channelsβ figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 11 August 2026 β this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
βThe Official NoFap meme bunker π«π°πβ (@nofap_memes), 3,018 subscribers as measured 11 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/nofap_memes.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV Β· JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.