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نكت محششين 😂😹

@nocta

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4,922subscribers

-27 since we began measuring on 5 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 3,162–10,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001014483045
TypeChannel
Username@nocta
Descriptionابتسامتك تهمنا المرح الابتسامه اضحك من قلبك
CreatedBetween 1 December 2015 and 31 March 2016— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live12 August 2026
Measurements held5
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 12 August 2026
On Telegramt.me/nocta

Growth

4,9224,9494,935.55 August 2026 — 4,949 subscribers6 August 2026 — 4,949 subscribers6 August 2026 — 4,947 subscribers9 August 2026 — 4,939 subscribers12 August 2026 — 4,922 subscribers5 August 202612 August 2026
5 measurements spanning 6 days, net -27. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 4,918–4,953 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
12 Aug 2026, 02:324,922-17
9 Aug 2026, 12:514,939-8
6 Aug 2026, 07:214,947-2
6 Aug 2026, 03:484,949no change
5 Aug 2026, 22:154,949first reading

Engagement

26 posts held, back to 18 July 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 9 pagesof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
12.6%
avg views ÷ 4,922 subscribers
Avg views / post
619
26 posts measured
Reaction rate
0.839%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
26
of 26 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 10 August 2026
Posts held26 (18 July 202610 August 2026)
Views total16,091
Reactions total135
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken12 Aug 2026, 06:14 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Photos
499
Videos
114
Links
161

Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 12 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.

Reaction mix

135 reactions across 25 posts, in 11 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 68.1% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
🤣9268.1%
128.89%
👍96.67%
👏96.67%
😍75.19%
❤‍🔥10.741%
🏆10.741%
🐳10.741%
👌10.741%
🙉10.741%
🤓10.741%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 26 of the 26 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 135reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 26 most recent posts we hold, published 18 July 2026 to 10 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

10 Aug 2026, 18:41 UTC168 views4 reactionsread 12 August 2026

عزيزي المشترك: لقد تم خصـم20 ميجا مـن رصيدك لأنك كنت ناوي تحمل فيديو وما حملت وانما الاعمال بالنيات #مع_تحيات_يمن_موبايل!🌞 😂😂😂😂

🤣3👍1

Signed زعيـم الفُـكاهه𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪🤠

10 Aug 2026, 16:42 UTC202 views3 reactionsread 12 August 2026

في عام ٢٠٤٠م😮‍💨 سيسأل الولد امه كيف لما تزوجتي أبي😀 الأم: والله كانت منشوراته قوة😀🙈 🤣🤣🤣🤣

🤣2👌1

Signed زعيـم الفُـكاهه𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪🤠

9 Aug 2026, 19:07 UTC238 views2 reactionsread 12 August 2026

✨ قف قليلًا... فقد تكون هذه الرسالة سببًا في تغيير يومك، أو حياتك، أو حتى نجاتك بإذن الله. 🤍 مرحبًا بك في أثر طيب هنا لا نعدك بالكثير... لكن نرجو أن تجد: 🤍 آية تشرح صدرك. 📖 حديثًا يقرّبك إلى الله. 🌸 ذكرًا يطمئن قلبك. 💌 كلمةً طيبةً تترك أثرًا لا يزول. تابعنا، فربما تكون رسالة واحدة سببًا في سعادة قلبك، أو في ميزان حسناتك. أهلاً بك في مكانٍ نرجو أن يكون أثره طيبًا في الدنيا، وأجره باقيًا في الآخرة. https://t.me/GoImpa

👍2

Signed زعيـم الفُـكاهه𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪🤠

9 Aug 2026, 17:47 UTC248 views4 reactionsread 12 August 2026
Photo

ماشاء_الله_يا_دكتور البدلة_حلوة_جدا كلهن_صح_والاخيرة_غلط #أرق_قلوبآ_والين_أفئدة🤣🤣🤣💔

🤣3🐳1

Signed زعيـم الفُـكاهه𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪🤠

9 Aug 2026, 17:36 UTC238 views4 reactionsread 12 August 2026
Photo

اول ناقه تبيع حليب سوق سودا 😂😂😂💔

🤣3🤓1

Signed زعيـم الفُـكاهه𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪🤠

5 Aug 2026, 16:53 UTC424 views0 reactionsread 12 August 2026
Photo

🤍🦋🦋🦋 ليس في الدنيا ملجأٌ أصدق من العائلة؛ فهي الحضن الذي لا يشيخ، والقلب الذي لا يعرف التبدل، والسند الذي يبقى ثابتًا مهما عصفت بنا الحياة وتغيّرت الأيام. فإذا ضاقت بك الدنيا، وجدت بينهم وطنًا يحتضنك، وإن أثقلتك الهموم، كانوا أول من يخفف عنك، وآخر من يتخلى عنك. #الزعـౢۦۣۧۛ͜ ــيم✍️

Signed زعيـم الفُـكاهه𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪🤠

4 Aug 2026, 21:17 UTC458 views1 reactionsread 12 August 2026

https://t.me/Bouchra26012 تفضلوا

😍1

Signed زعيـم الفُـكاهه𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪🤠

4 Aug 2026, 18:11 UTC476 views6 reactionsread 12 August 2026
Photo

#ابشركم 😂 اليوم حصلت لكم الشخص الذي يتكلم من قلبه هههههههههه 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💔

🤣6

Signed زعيـم الفُـكاهه𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪🤠

30 Jul 2026, 18:03 UTC738 views8 reactionsread 12 August 2026

. وحدة قالت لـ زوجها: الدكتور قالي حتى أتغلب على التوتر والأرق اللي عندي لازم اروح شهر ع البحر وأسبوعين بالجبل وأسافر بالطيارة لمدة أسبوع وين ناوي تاخذني اول شي؟ قال زوجها: عند دكتور ثاني 🌚💔😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 .

🤣71

Signed زعيـم الفُـكاهه𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪🤠

28 Jul 2026, 18:12 UTC805 views7 reactionsread 12 August 2026

ألعن شي ☻ لاجيت افتح الباب حق البيت شوي شوي ما اشتي احد يدري يتملعن الباب ويقتلب دبابة عييط ممييط سييط رييط. زيييط ططططط ققققققق😂💔 خلاص ياحبيبي الله يفضح كليونك على مفتاحك على مقبضك على رززك انكشفنا 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

🤣7

Signed زعيـم الفُـكاهه𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪🤠

28 Jul 2026, 17:44 UTC734 views5 reactionsread 12 August 2026

مر رجل حكيم برجل مخزن في الشارع فنصحه قائلا : لو تبطل القات بتشتري لك مثل هذا البيت فقال له الرجل : هذا بيتي فقال الحكيم : هيا جيب لي شوية قات 😂😂 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

🤣41

Signed زعيـم الفُـكاهه𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪🤠

Showing the 12 most recent of 26 posts we hold for @nocta. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Citation-graph rank

Citation-graph rank — 1,082,113 of 1,160,990entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.

Mentions

Named by 2 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

Named by

Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 12 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“نكت محششين 😂😹” (@nocta), 4,922 subscribers as measured 12 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/nocta.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.