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Channel
@nobleupdates
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Telegram's recommendations · Cite this entry
5,770subscribers
-35 since we began measuring on 8 September 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 3,162–10,000.
| Telegram ID | -1001330404642 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @nobleupdates |
| Created | Between 1 March 2018 and 31 July 2021 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 8 September 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 10 November 2026 |
| Measurements held | 16 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 10 November 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/nobleupdates |
Other / unclassifiable — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 28 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 70% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and the other topics.
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
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| 10 Nov 2026, 12:17 | 5,770 | +3 |
| 6 Nov 2026, 13:07 | 5,767 | -4 |
| 3 Nov 2026, 21:59 | 5,771 | -1 |
| 1 Nov 2026, 06:11 | 5,772 | +1 |
| 28 Oct 2026, 20:10 | 5,771 | +4 |
| 25 Oct 2026, 22:06 | 5,767 | +6 |
| 22 Oct 2026, 21:18 | 5,761 | +44 |
| 19 Oct 2026, 12:27 | 5,717 | +6 |
| 16 Oct 2026, 06:36 | 5,711 | -6 |
| 12 Oct 2026, 20:18 | 5,717 | -16 |
| 6 Oct 2026, 00:00 | 5,733 | -21 |
| 28 Sept 2026, 07:58 | 5,754 | -30 |
| 18 Sept 2026, 15:18 | 5,784 | -6 |
| 14 Sept 2026, 08:58 | 5,790 | -8 |
| 10 Sept 2026, 22:17 | 5,798 | -7 |
| 8 Sept 2026, 04:22 | 5,805 | first reading |
18 posts held, back to 15 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 2 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 18 posts for this entry, the most recent from 25 September 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Measured directly from 1 video with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
17 reactions across 8 posts, in 1 kind.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| ❤ | 17 | 100.0% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 8 of the 18 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 17 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 18 most recent posts we hold, published 15 August 2026 to 25 September 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
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STRIKE DECLARED
Video of the strike declaration.
🚨 INTERNET TERMS YOU might KNOW IN 2026 1. GOAT — Greatest Of All Time 🐐 2. FOMO — Fear Of Missing Out 3. YOLO — You Only Live Once 4. IYKYK — If You Know, You Know 👀 5. TL;DR — Too Long; Didn’t Read 6. POV — Point Of View 7. NGL — Not Gonna Lie 8. TBH — To Be Honest 9. SMH — Shaking My Head 🤦🏽♀️ 10. IMO — In My Opinion 11. ICYMI — In Case You Missed It 12. OOTD — Outfit Of The Day 👗 13. GRWM — Get Ready With Me 💄 …
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WEAK COMMUNICATION SYSTEM IN GES ON NATIONWIDE DIRECTIVES The only authority that can issue a nationwide directive in GES is Headquarters, Accra. Not Region, not District. This promotion / upgrading issue has exposed how weak GES communication is. HQ issues a directive, and a district officer somewhere says we should ignore it. Who does that in the 21st century? Regions and Districts are to IMPLEMENT, not to COUNT…
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*GES has opened the WAEC portal for BECE school selection for 2026 placement.* - *Portal:* http://www.casswaecinternetsolution.org - *Date:* Monday 24th to Thursday 27th August 2026 - *Who:* All JHS Headteachers - *What to do:* Upload your candidates' school choices (SHS) that you already selected. - If you didn't finish uploading on the CSSPS portal, finish by close of work Monday 24th August, then do the WAEC one.…
This is how to fix this issue on the GES Promotion Portal. Just rename your promotion letter document to promotion letter no hyphen, underscore,, or full stop and re-upload and hit submit and it will be successful
Notice to heads of basic schools. Uploading of 2026 BECE candidates choices into the CSSPS extended to Monday 24th August, 2026
URGENT UPDATES ON COLLECTION OF PROMOTION LETTER AS @ 2: 30 PM (MONDAY, 24TH AUGUST 2026) 1. Please, confirm if you have received for your district. 2. If you have received, kindly as a matter of urgency distribute to the teachers. 3. Teachers are to apply for upgrading as quickly as possible. 4. Upgrading applications should get to the Region by 28th August 2026 for onward submission to Headquarters for proces…
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2026 teacher promotion open
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Engage on the substantive date for 2025 teacher promotion!
Promotion of teaching staff to the ranks of Director II and Director I
Showing the 12 most recent of 18 posts we hold for @nobleupdates. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.
This channel appears in 2 seed channels' Telegram-generated recommendation lists in total. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 10 November 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“The NOBLE TV📺” (@nobleupdates), 5,770 subscribers as measured 10 November 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/nobleupdates.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.