Кричи от боли, огонь страданий еще терпим. С уважением, Бог.

Channel
Машина нейронов
@neuron_machine
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · Posts · Cite this entry
128subscribers
-4 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1002135050391 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @neuron_machine |
| Created | Between 1 November 2023 and 31 May 2024 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 9 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 7 October 2026 |
| Measurements held | 4 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 2 times, most recently 7 October 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/neuron_machine |
Topic
Other / unclassifiable — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 26 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 66% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 26 Sept 2026, 11:56 | 128 | -1 |
| 15 Aug 2026, 20:34 | 129 | -3 |
| 9 Aug 2026, 00:31 | 132 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 12:14 | 132 | first reading |
Engagement
20 posts held, back to 9 December 2024 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 15 December 2024. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Recent posts
Устал от психически больных, но друзей нельзя оставлять.
Подходит ли вам выйти замуж за пивного императора хаоса, садовника небесных звезд?
Я трахал свое тело и говорил, что счастлив, а потом мне стало так тревожно, что я поверил, что небо уничтожит меня и запрёт в статую.
Мы посмешище, но зато вдвоем.
Душа человека подобна пунктиру, из которого может собраться кот, волк, ведьма или сапог.
Если так будет продолжаться и дальше, я подам на себя в суд.
Это пенис, я вам его покажу, чтобы мое сообщение было точным.
Я больше не человек. Это ваша заслуга.
Я понимаю, что мне чего-то не хватает для того, чтобы стать богом.
Наступает момент, когда пора открыть свой духовный анус.
Если ты бросишь пить, я начну еще больше.
Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @neuron_machine. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 26 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Машина нейронов” (@neuron_machine), 128 subscribers as measured 26 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/neuron_machine.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.