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@nesseow

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141subscribers

+2 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001618527676
TypeChannel
Username@nesseow
CreatedBetween 1 December 2021 and 30 April 2023— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded8 August 2026
Last confirmed live22 August 2026
Measurements held3
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 22 August 2026
On Telegramt.me/nesseow

Growth

1391411407 August 2026 — 139 subscribers8 August 2026 — 139 subscribers22 August 2026 — 141 subscribers7 August 202622 August 2026
3 measurements spanning 15 days, net +2. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 139–141 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
22 Aug 2026, 18:23141+2
8 Aug 2026, 22:46139no change
7 Aug 2026, 19:39139first reading

Engagement

20 posts held, back to 27 July 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
51.8%
avg views ÷ 141 subscribers
Avg views / post
73.0
20 posts measured
Reaction rate
6.67%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
20
of 20 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate. It is computed over the 16 of 20 measured posts that carry a reaction reading, and over those same posts' views.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 8 August 2026
Posts held20 (27 July 20268 August 2026)
Views total1,461
Reactions total75
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken8 Aug 2026, 22:46 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Video runtime
2m 33s
Average length
1m 17s

Measured directly from 2 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no mark.

Reaction mix

75 reactions across 16 posts, in 14 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 28.0% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
👍2128.0%
1114.7%
🔥810.7%
❤‍🔥79.33%
🤗79.33%
👀56.67%
😍56.67%
😁45.33%
💋22.67%
🌚11.33%
🐳11.33%
👌11.33%
😱11.33%
🤣11.33%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 16 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 75reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 27 July 2026 to 8 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Telegram Stars

Stars received
1
across the posts below
Posts paid on
1
of 20 we hold a reading for · 5%
Most on one post
1
single highest reading

A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @nesseow. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.

Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.

This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.

Counted over the 20 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 27 July 2026 to 8 August 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.

Recent posts

8 Aug 2026, 14:17 UTC27 views6 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Video

ребята, на всякий случай напомню: по субботам у нас выходной, в воскресенье крутим просмотровые ауки - в 14:30 и 17:00! а то похоронили меня в телеграме, а в чате на твиче потеряли. мне приятно, конечно, но на тот свет пока рано 😁 я там баловалась делишками, а потом заправилась на фулл-бак. теперь придумываю красивую связку на пилоне и пытаюсь смоделировать вращение таким образом, чтобы не улететь в космос. можете п

😍5👍1

7 Aug 2026, 06:18 UTC48 views7 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Photo

почесались тут маленько

🤗7

7 Aug 2026, 04:45 UTC48 views3 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Photo

дарова, я не разболелась, баллы уходят красненьким ;)

👍3

6 Aug 2026, 08:41 UTC52 views8 reactionsread 8 August 2026
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прошло 2 месяца. каждый раз, когда оказываюсь на солнышке, раздеваюсь все больше и больше. загар так и не сровнялся 😢

👀5🔥3

5 Aug 2026, 18:42 UTC52 views3 reactionsread 8 August 2026
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большое спасибо за стрим и участие в экспериментальном контенте! было приятно, что вы поддержали идею ♥️ пожелания и конструктивную критику готова выслушать в комментах. увидимся завтра, только уже без планов.

👍3

5 Aug 2026, 07:35 UTC62 views6 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Photo

АУКЦИОНУ НА ТЕЛЕШОУ - БЫТЬ! спасибо, что поддержали тестирование нового формата. сегодня в 14:00 посмотрим, понравится ли он нам. пока что накидала вам такие правила: Предлагайте названия ваших любимых шоу. Смотрим один выпуск, далее определяем голосованием: - если чату понравится шоу, ставим второй выпуск - если шоу не понравится, крутим рулетку повторно политика, религия, эропорнуха - под запретом! если аук на

👍6

2 Aug 2026, 17:20 UTC82 views6 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Video

хотели, чтобы я сняла себяшку на сапе? ну, вот себяшка для тех, кто думает, что с собакой плавать легко

😁4🌚1👍1

2 Aug 2026, 15:02 UTC71 views7 reactionsread 8 August 2026
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я только зашла домой и сразу в душ отмывать все и всех! давайте сегодня без скама. сохраним ваши денюжки и баллы на следующую неделю. к тому же, много долгов по фильмам - и так на неделе будет частый кинотеатр. а завтра приглашаю на день видосов по 310 баллов. приходите, участвуйте

❤‍🔥7

2 Aug 2026, 13:31 UTC75 views2 reactionsread 8 August 2026
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бу! я только приплыла учитывая, сколько мне домой по трассе еще колесить - очень не факт, что я успею и к 18:00 мск. делаем аук в 18?

👌1😱1

2 Aug 2026, 05:36 UTC79 views6 reactionsread 8 August 2026

всем привет! на улице жаришка, я поехала коптить жопу на Обь. на первый аук не успею, приеду ко второму в 17:00. ♥️ выбирайте пока, чем душиться будем

4🐳1👍1

31 Jul 2026, 10:31 UTC91 viewsread 8 August 2026

всем спасибо ❤️ я в душ и скоро буду на растяжке, телефон заряжается

Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @nesseow. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 22 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“nesseow’s alerts” (@nesseow), 141 subscribers as measured 22 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/nesseow.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.