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@neperformans
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64subscribers
+0 since we began measuring on 9 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1001616142928 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @neperformans |
| Created | Between 1 December 2021 and 30 April 2023 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 10 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 28 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 4 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 5 times, most recently 28 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/neperformans |
Personal blog — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 28 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 67% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 24 Aug 2026, 07:15 | 64 | -2 |
| 16 Aug 2026, 22:27 | 66 | +2 |
| 10 Aug 2026, 03:02 | 64 | no change |
| 9 Aug 2026, 23:17 | 64 | first reading |
16 posts held, back to 31 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 16 posts for this entry, the most recent from 7 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
72 reactions across 11 posts, in 10 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 45.8% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 💔 | 33 | 45.8% | |
| 😭 | 7 | 9.72% | |
| 😱 | 7 | 9.72% | |
| ❤🔥 | 6 | 8.33% | |
| ❤ | 5 | 6.94% | |
| 😢 | 5 | 6.94% | |
| 💯 | 3 | 4.17% | |
| 🙏 | 3 | 4.17% | |
| 👻 | 2 | 2.78% | |
| 🔥 | 1 | 1.39% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 11 of the 16 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 72 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 16 most recent posts we hold, published 31 July 2026 to 7 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
конечно же именно в день когда надо ехать на фест жара совсем невыносимая конечно же мы ничего не собрали заранее конечно же мы проебали оплаченный автобус и теперь поедем на собаках и конечно же будем ставить палатку в ночи п.с. пока писала пост поняла что ближайшую электричку мы тоже проебали
😱4❤2👻2💔2
а еще было бы супер если бы горло не болело и миндалины не мешали спать и совсем уже охуенно если бы не надо было открепляться от одной поликлиники и прикрепляться к другой это даже звучит как шиза в терминальной стадии открепляться-прикрепляться че зачем куда очень надеюсь что все связанные с усовершенствованием еле-еле живых гослуг будут себя непрерывно удалять/прикреплять
😢5
25 часов сова не спала зато рисовала и слушала всякое классное про письмо и совриск вообще и было бы совсем хорошо если бы было если бы выходной а не смена на заводике
😭7
мне катастрофически не везет на вагоны в метро все время без кондиционеров попадаются но я даже почитала про мигрени симоны вейль потупила в стекло полчаса шла до дома хотя идти пять минут и это было хорошо охуела от того что лето но уже такое как будто воскресенье а завтра к первому уроку полчаса мылась и тупила в стену еще полчаса тупила в маджонг на телефоне посчитала что проснулась ровно 22 часа назад не смогла …
так выглядит очень заебанная сова так выглядит очень голодная сова которая не ела ничего кроме кофе и смузи так выглядит сова которая купила на предпоследние деньги фалафель за 460 рэ и знаете вообще поебать я снова могу читать и что-то шевелится в сторону письма
💔6❤3🙏3
ну опять какой-то сплошной пиздец на работе все на панике и орут
😱3
Channel photo updated
такое роскошное настроение когда впереди смена 15 часов
💯3💔2
только что в метро познакомилась с очень красивой кыргызкой мы сидели рядом и синхронно чихали она сказала что у меня красивые глаза а я сказала что она чихает как котенок обсудили азиатские идентичности Хан Ган и внезапно Флориана Иллиеса а еще она тоже выросла у озера Иссык-Куль как моя бывшая коллега Замира ну почему почему я не взяла у нее номер аыыыыыыыы
❤🔥6💔2🔥1
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💔3
эта сова отработала сегодня 9 часов совершенно простуженная
💔6
Video message, posted without a caption
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Showing the 12 most recent of 16 posts we hold for @neperformans. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
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A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 24 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“кровь и кишки в старшей школе” (@neperformans), 64 subscribers as measured 24 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/neperformans.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.