Народ, подписываемся, я удалю этот канал через пару дней..
Signed Алена Владимировна

Channel
@nehanzha
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
322subscribers
-8 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1001381976516 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @nehanzha |
| Created | Between 1 March 2018 and 31 July 2021 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 8 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 13 October 2026 |
| Measurements held | 8 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 13 October 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/nehanzha |
Other / unclassifiable — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 22 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 99% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 13 Oct 2026, 12:56 | 322 | -2 |
| 2 Oct 2026, 18:55 | 324 | -2 |
| 17 Sept 2026, 02:01 | 326 | -1 |
| 8 Sept 2026, 11:55 | 327 | -1 |
| 30 Aug 2026, 09:54 | 328 | -1 |
| 15 Aug 2026, 13:39 | 329 | -1 |
| 8 Aug 2026, 07:17 | 330 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 22:35 | 330 | first reading |
17 posts held, back to 26 October 2025 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 17 posts for this entry, the most recent from 14 November 2025. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Measured directly from 4 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
57 reactions across 14 posts, in 8 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 33.3% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| ❤ | 19 | 33.3% | |
| 👍 | 10 | 17.5% | |
| 😁 | 10 | 17.5% | |
| 🔥 | 9 | 15.8% | |
| 🤣 | 5 | 8.77% | |
| custom 4974681944022319700 | 2 | 3.51% | |
| 👏 | 1 | 1.75% | |
| 🤝 | 1 | 1.75% |
Custom emoji. One row above is a Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The count beside it is Telegram’s.
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 14 of the 17 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 57 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 17 most recent posts we hold, published 26 October 2025 to 14 November 2025, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Народ, подписываемся, я удалю этот канал через пару дней..
Signed Алена Владимировна
Этот канал я буду удалять, он бесполезен совершенно❗️
Signed Алена Владимировна
Друзья мои, пиздуем на новый канал 💃 https://t.me/sychiivesti Милости прошу😇
🔥2👏1🤝1
Signed Алена Владимировна
Итак, название канала мною выбрано! Жду аватарку и будем переселяться на новое место... Знаю, что нас будет там мало, но, таков наш путь 😁😋
Signed Алена Владимировна
Давайте придумаем название для нового канала? Название данного совершенно не отражает меня, как мне кажется Можете использовать GPT Chat и ваш ассоциативный ряд со мной, самой себя мне сложно описАть для ИИ) Может у кого-то креативного будут идеи по аватарке для нового канала?) Или кто-то умеет делать стикеры (соберём отсюда мои фразочки и увековечим их, сама я не умею))... Ну, в целом, давайте новое место для на…
❤3
Signed Алена Владимировна
Доброе утро! Я все чаще думаю о том, что пора создать новый канал, где не будет теневого бана и тому подобное... Этот канал пора оставить в прошлом Что скажете? Кто со мной?
👍6
Signed Алена Владимировна
❗️Чёрный вибратор-трезубец отобрали у дамы в уфимском суде — она собиралась прийти с любимой игрушкой на заседание по разводу Гаджет спалили на досмотре, 37-летняя участница процесса не стала спорить — молча отдала доказательство разрушенной семейной жизни и прошла внутрь. После этого к женщине на всякий случай прикрепили пристава — испугались, что будет искать нового Посейдона на заседании. В конце слушания фаллос…
😁3
Signed Алена Владимировна
Мануальная терапия нового поколения... Ну, или не нового.... Блять, нахуя?😫
🔥4
Signed Алена Владимировна
Это как в анекдоте? - Дорогая, давай поиграем? - Во что? - Я тебе завяжу глаза, буду надевать презервативы с разными запахами, а ты будешь угадывать, чем пахнет... - Давай....мммм....брынза? - Погоди, я еще не надел....
🤣2
Signed Алена Владимировна
🙌
🤣3
Signed Алена Владимировна
Посмотрите, какое небо у нас 🥺❤️
❤7
Signed Алена Владимировна
Утренний секс повышает зарплату и приводит к успеху в карьере — исследование. После секса утром партнеры чувствуют уверенность, продуктивность и мотивацию. Каждый пятый участник эксперимента получил повышение, а каждому второму повысили зарплату ......... Это, в смысле, если с руководством ебаться по утрам ради повышения зп? А если кто-то из супругов ИП, а второй самозанятый? А если, как в анекдоте... - Объяснит…
😁6
Signed Алена Владимировна
Showing the 12 most recent of 17 posts we hold for @nehanzha. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 13 October 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Love Hack” (@nehanzha), 322 subscribers as measured 13 October 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/nehanzha.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.