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несерьёзный обжарщик

@ne_serious

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1,422subscribers

-6 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 1,000–3,162.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001812716961
TypeChannel
Username@ne_serious
Created7 November 2022measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel)
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live12 August 2026
Measurements held3
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 12 August 2026
On Telegramt.me/ne_serious

Growth

1,4221,4281,4256 August 2026 — 1,428 subscribers7 August 2026 — 1,426 subscribers12 August 2026 — 1,422 subscribers6 August 202612 August 2026
3 measurements spanning 6 days, net -6. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 1,421–1,429 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
12 Aug 2026, 19:581,422-4
7 Aug 2026, 04:361,426-2
6 Aug 2026, 18:481,428first reading

Engagement

13 posts held, back to 30 April 2024the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
10.9%
avg views ÷ 1,422 subscribers
Avg views / post
155
2 posts measured
Reaction rate
3.11%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
4
of 13 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate. It is computed over the 1 of 2 measured posts that carry a reaction reading, and over those same posts' views.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 27 July 2026
Posts held13 (30 April 202427 July 2026)
Views total310
Reactions total5
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken6 Aug 2026, 18:48 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

Reaction mix

113 reactions across 9 posts, in 9 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 27.4% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
3127.4%
😁3127.4%
👍1614.2%
🔥1412.4%
❤‍🔥87.08%
👏76.19%
🤣43.54%
🎉10.885%
🥰10.885%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 10 of the 13 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 113reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 13 most recent posts we hold, published 30 April 2024 to 27 July 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

22 Jul 2026, 14:56 UTC161 views5 reactionsread 6 August 2026
Forwarded from @larinajuliaPhoto

🫘Сэмпл-бокс лотов из Бразилии от Roasted by Mia. Кофе из Бразилии уже не просто база для кофеен. Благодаря различным экспериментам с обработками, мы можем взглянуть на этот регион по-новому и открыть для себя интересные лоты, к примеру через такой сэпл-бокс. 😊Это набор из 4 лотов проекта Ipanema Premier Cru “Grano Perfetto” и 1 лота с ключевой плантации фазенда Конкиста знаменитой бразильской компании Ipanema Coffe

1🎉1👍1🔥1🥰1

Signed Mia Asami 𓆈

18 Jul 2026, 10:07 UTC149 viewsread 6 August 2026
Photo

🎉 Да уж давно у нас такого не проходило! В ЭТУ СУББОТУ 18.07 в 14:00 мы проведем открытый каппинг в бистро "Ромб"! Попробуем наш актуальный, вкусный и в чём-то даже экспериментальный ассортимент. Сравним классические способы обработки и модные-молодёжные соакинги и инфьюзы ——— 📌ул. Петровка, 17, стр. 5 ВХОД СВОБОДНЫЙ⬅️

Signed Mia Asami 𓆈

14 Jul 2026, 11:50 UTC187 views3 reactionsread 6 August 2026

🩷Столько новиночек не упускаете!!🩷 Восхитительный мытый кофе из 💗💗💗💗 светлой обжарки сорта жёлтая каттура Любопытный и познавательный 💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗 спешиалти Бразилий от известного проекта с шестью лотами разных обработок и разновидностей Яркая винная натуральная 💗💗💖💗💗💖 красный бурбон пибери со станции обработки Ньярусиза Иии 💗💗💗💗💗 появились поштучно: оба лота Йемена, Колумбия Гейша, Эфиопия Дамби под молочко и други

3

Signed Mia Asami 𓆈

19 Jun 2026, 10:18 UTC274 views2 reactionsread 6 August 2026
Photo

И так! Новости экосистемы Barista Help Что бы попасть в чаты жмать сюда -> https://t.me/BHinvite_bot?start=chats Чтоб почитать что мы там наделали-> читать от сюда https://t.me/gys_b/1223 Это теперь вход во все значимые чаты — Внутренний БХ @BHinvite_bot Папка с внешним контуром https://t.me/addlist/QlZ3QJAhlHFlMTgy Кто сумеет обойти систему инвайтов и попасть во внутренний БХ -> пачка кофе и кружка слёзы q грэ

❤‍🔥2

Signed Mia Asami 𓆈

30 Sept 2025, 16:38 UTC≈1,150 views7 reactionsread 6 August 2026
Photo

Кофейная Капель Собрание!! Большая коробка разных, всех какие есть, капéлек 24шт по 13гр Уже доступно для заказа в нашем новом магазине в телегам — @miacoffee_bot Ии на озоне Специально под них сделали защитные коробочки особенно актуально на озон Пока оформлена не в полной мере, сейчас рисуем плёнку и после будет дороже, но уже сейчас положим наши классные открытки и стикерпак

4❤‍🔥1👏1🔥1

Signed Mia Asami 𓆈

3 Aug 2025, 16:24 UTC≈1,790 views0 reactionsread 6 August 2026
Sticker

Sticker, posted without a caption

Signed Mia Asami 𓆈

3 Aug 2025, 16:24 UTC≈1,840 views15 reactionsread 6 August 2026

Сделали кружки с жарчиком, считаю эта самая топовая! https://ozon.ru/t/THxT5JO

9🔥4👍2

Signed Mia Asami 𓆈

8 Apr 2025, 10:12 UTC≈7,430 views22 reactionsread 6 August 2026
Photo

Альфа зумеры лежать плюс лежать Несите свою новую приколюху. Ваш мем был коммерциализирован брендом и соответственно протух. ASSASSINI CAPuCHINNIII https://ozon.ru/t/1Wcvz5O

😁11🔥5❤‍🔥42

Signed Mia Asami 𓆈

22 Dec 2024, 20:20 UTC≈3,310 views16 reactionsread 6 August 2026

https://www.ozon.ru/product/kofe-v-zernah-arabika-250-g-roasted-by-mia-gvatemala-srednyaya-obzharka-919278828/?__rr=1 Снова хихикаем

😁74👏3🔥2

Signed Mia Asami 𓆈

10 May 2024, 13:13 UTC≈3,630 views20 reactionsread 6 August 2026
Photo

Нам досталась ещё спешиалти уганда, но её типа 1кг всего. На Кофе ти какао обещали ещё привезти! Весьма вкусная 😋

👍13🤣41❤‍🔥1🔥1

Signed Mia Asami 🦎

Showing the 12 most recent of 13 posts we hold for @ne_serious. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Citation-graph rank

Citation-graph rank — 905,359 of 1,169,250entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.

Forward network

Republishes

Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

Named by

Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 12 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“несерьёзный обжарщик” (@ne_serious), 1,422 subscribers as measured 12 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/ne_serious.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.