Channel

Mzansi WhatsApp Status 🤣

@mzansiwhatsappstatus

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On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · Cite this entry

2,677subscribers

-127 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 1,000–3,162.

Register entry

Telegram ID	-1001161569779
Type	Channel
Username	@mzansiwhatsappstatus
Created	Between 1 March 2018 and 31 July 2021 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded	13 September 2026
Last confirmed live	6 November 2026
Measurements held	24
Confirmed unchanged	1 time, most recently 6 November 2026
On Telegram	t.me/mzansiwhatsappstatus

Topic

Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 15 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 88% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and the other topics.

Growth

24 measurements spanning 91 days, net -127. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 2,658–2,823 and does not start at zero.

Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 24
Measured (UTC)	Subscribers	Change
6 Nov 2026, 04:27	2,677	-3
2 Nov 2026, 23:50	2,680	-6
31 Oct 2026, 08:50	2,686	-7
28 Oct 2026, 12:59	2,693	+1
25 Oct 2026, 15:18	2,692	-6
22 Oct 2026, 05:25	2,698	-16
18 Oct 2026, 19:36	2,714	-7
15 Oct 2026, 18:19	2,721	-8
12 Oct 2026, 16:21	2,729	-3
6 Oct 2026, 01:40	2,732	-9
28 Sept 2026, 16:36	2,741	-16
19 Sept 2026, 09:38	2,757	-7
15 Sept 2026, 05:57	2,764	-2
13 Sept 2026, 01:30	2,766	no change
11 Sept 2026, 05:21	2,766	-4
6 Sept 2026, 12:20	2,770	+1
2 Sept 2026, 10:57	2,769	-10
30 Aug 2026, 01:16	2,779	-4
27 Aug 2026, 11:14	2,783	+1
24 Aug 2026, 18:53	2,782	first reading

Engagement

Posts not read yet. This entry is on the register from its profile alone; the post reader has not reached it. Engagement figures appear here once posts have actually been measured — we do not publish a rate before we have the readings behind it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 6 November 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Mzansi WhatsApp Status 🤣” (@mzansiwhatsappstatus), 2,677 subscribers as measured 6 November 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/mzansiwhatsappstatus.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.