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@mytimeless

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88subscribers

-1,426 since we began measuring on 8 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001780225487
TypeChannel
Username@mytimeless
CreatedBetween 1 December 2021 and 30 April 2023 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded8 August 2026
Last confirmed live17 September 2026
Measurements held12
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 17 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/mytimeless

Topic

Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 27 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 53% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

881,6808848 August 2026 — 1,514 subscribers8 August 2026 — 1,516 subscribers11 August 2026 — 1,539 subscribers14 August 2026 — 1,563 subscribers17 August 2026 — 1,605 subscribers20 August 2026 — 1,642 subscribers24 August 2026 — 1,637 subscribers27 August 2026 — 1,652 subscribers30 August 2026 — 1,671 subscribers3 September 2026 — 1,680 subscribers8 September 2026 — 90 subscribers17 September 2026 — 88 subscribers8 August 202617 September 2026
12 measurements spanning 40 days, net -1,426. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
17 Sept 2026, 08:3888-2
8 Sept 2026, 12:3790-1,590
3 Sept 2026, 14:571,680+9
30 Aug 2026, 21:141,671+19
27 Aug 2026, 21:441,652+15
24 Aug 2026, 15:141,637-5
20 Aug 2026, 12:271,642+37
17 Aug 2026, 14:381,605+42
14 Aug 2026, 16:061,563+24
11 Aug 2026, 14:181,539+23
8 Aug 2026, 14:371,516+2
8 Aug 2026, 06:301,514first reading

Engagement

20 posts held, back to 7 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 7 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

Reaction mix

345 reactions across 15 posts, in 9 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 35.4% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
👍12235.4%
👎11433.0%
😭298.41%
custom 5449531355014663208226.38%
custom 5834780420998175679216.09%
💘144.06%
custom 5226503933945468074113.19%
🤝113.19%
custom 590425713053322940810.29%

Custom emoji. 4 of the rows above are Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The counts beside them are Telegram’s.

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 15 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 345 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 7 August 2026 to 7 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

7 Aug 2026, 22:55 UTC152 views48 reactionsread 8 August 2026

کوبیده بوش بده، تکسچرش بده، مزه‌ش افتضاحه، چربه، لزجه، شکلش عجیبه، کوبیده یه نه‌ی بزرگه.

👎41👍6🤝1

Signed 𝐒𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐲𝐚‌

7 Aug 2026, 22:49 UTC129 viewsread 8 August 2026
Forwarded from @blluwgrana

꒰ㅤ ུ͏ ㅤForward this msg to your public daily, and I’ll tell you your google search history. It’s supposed to be fun! 💭ㅤ꒱ Limit? till I cross.

Signed 𝐒𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐲𝐚‌

7 Aug 2026, 22:49 UTC145 views19 reactionsread 8 August 2026

گوشت چرخ کرده فقط تو لازانیا و ماکارانی و کتلت خوب میشه در بقیه موارد بدترین چیز دنیاست.

👎16😭3

Signed 𝐒𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐲𝐚‌

7 Aug 2026, 22:46 UTC114 views28 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Forwarded from @NathanWholmes

رقت‌انگیزترین ساخته‌ی بشریته کباب کوبیده تابه‌ای یا مرغ و ترکیبی نداریم ترکیب گوشت چرخ‌کرده‌ی چرب و پیاز بدترین چیزیه که تا الان به ذهن یه نفر رسیده.

👎23👍5

Signed 𝐒𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐲𝐚‌

7 Aug 2026, 21:52 UTC180 views14 reactionsread 8 August 2026

ببخشید من انقدر ادمای زندگیم از "چقدر حرف میزنی" به عنوان توهین نسبت بهم استفاده کردن ناخوداگاه توهین میبینمش.

🤝10😭3💘1

Signed 𝐒𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐲𝐚‌

7 Aug 2026, 21:46 UTC188 views13 reactionsread 8 August 2026

من همیشه دارم حرف میزنم اگه حرف نزنم یعنی خوابم یا درحال غذا خوردنم که بازم وسطش احتمالا دارم حرف میزنم، کلا هیچ سکوتی برای من تعریف نشده.

💘13

Signed 𝐒𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐲𝐚‌

7 Aug 2026, 21:02 UTC689 viewsread 8 August 2026

اگه شماهم عاشق قهوه‌ هستین این پیام رو فوروارد کنین.

Signed 𝐒𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐲𝐚‌

7 Aug 2026, 20:59 UTC287 views51 reactionsread 8 August 2026

اومفای نازم بگین که شماها قهوه دوست‌ دارین لطفا=(

👍28👎22custom 59042571305332294081

Signed 𝐒𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐲𝐚‌

7 Aug 2026, 20:36 UTC418 views24 reactionsread 8 August 2026

انقدر نپرسید شلیل چیه شلیل یه سبک زندگیه شلیل یه دینه، یه مذهبه، شلیل طرز فکره، دلیل زندگیه، شور دنیا و آخرته شلیل سرور و سالاره اینجا دنیای شلیله و ما فقط توش زندگی میکنیم.

custom 544953135501466320821custom 58347804209981756792custom 52265039339454680741

Signed 𝐒𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐲𝐚‌

7 Aug 2026, 20:35 UTC308 views19 reactionsread 8 August 2026

انقدر نپرسید سیب چیه سیب یه سبک زندگیه سیب یه دینه، یه مذهبه، سیب طرز فکره، دلیل زندگیه، شور دنیا و آخرته سیب سرور و سالاره اینجا دنیای سیبه و ما فقط توش زندگی میکنیم.

custom 583478042099817567912👎4custom 52265039339454680742custom 54495313550146632081

Signed 𝐒𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐲𝐚‌

7 Aug 2026, 20:33 UTC392 views24 reactionsread 8 August 2026

انقدر نپرسید انبه چیه انبه یه سبک زندگیه انبه یه دینه، یه مذهبه، انبه طرز فکره، دلیل زندگیه، شور دنیا و آخرته انبه سرور و سالاره اینجا دنیای انبه‌س و ما فقط توش زندگی میکنیم.

👍21custom 58347804209981756792👎1

Signed 𝐒𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐲𝐚‌

7 Aug 2026, 20:31 UTC441 views25 reactionsread 8 August 2026

انقدر نپرسید هندونه چیه هندونه یه سبک زندگیه هندونه یه دینه، یه مذهبه، هندونه طرز فکره، دلیل زندگیه، شور دنیا و آخرته هندونه سرور و سالاره اینجا دنیای هندونه‌س و ما فقط توش زندگی میکنیم.

👍15👎7custom 58347804209981756793

Signed 𝐒𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐲𝐚‌

Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @mytimeless. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Forward network

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Named by 3 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

Named by

Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 17 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“🍦🐾” (@mytimeless), 88 subscribers as measured 17 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/mytimeless.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.