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Нидерланды на максималках

@my_netherlands

On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Stars · Advertising · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry

7,188subscribers

+110 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 3,162–10,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001849002958
TypeChannel
Username@my_netherlands
CreatedBetween 1 October 2022 and 30 September 2023 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded7 August 2026
Last confirmed live13 October 2026
Measurements held16
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 13 October 2026
On Telegramt.me/my_netherlands

Topic

Travel — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 12 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 69% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

7,0787,1887,1337 August 2026 — 7,078 subscribers8 August 2026 — 7,084 subscribers11 August 2026 — 7,095 subscribers14 August 2026 — 7,104 subscribers17 August 2026 — 7,108 subscribers20 August 2026 — 7,107 subscribers24 August 2026 — 7,126 subscribers27 August 2026 — 7,128 subscribers30 August 2026 — 7,130 subscribers2 September 2026 — 7,124 subscribers7 September 2026 — 7,133 subscribers11 September 2026 — 7,144 subscribers15 September 2026 — 7,142 subscribers29 September 2026 — 7,173 subscribers6 October 2026 — 7,178 subscribers13 October 2026 — 7,188 subscribers7 August 202613 October 2026
16 measurements spanning 67 days, net +110. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 7,062–7,205 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
13 Oct 2026, 03:147,188+10
6 Oct 2026, 16:577,178+5
29 Sept 2026, 20:567,173+31
15 Sept 2026, 15:017,142-2
11 Sept 2026, 21:367,144+11
7 Sept 2026, 06:187,133+9
2 Sept 2026, 12:347,124-6
30 Aug 2026, 09:137,130+2
27 Aug 2026, 08:267,128+2
24 Aug 2026, 00:557,126+19
20 Aug 2026, 07:067,107-1
17 Aug 2026, 17:447,108+4
14 Aug 2026, 21:457,104+9
11 Aug 2026, 04:257,095+11
8 Aug 2026, 04:587,084+6
7 Aug 2026, 09:457,078first reading

Engagement

13 posts held, back to 3 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 13 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 13 posts for this entry, the most recent from 20 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

Reaction mix

477 reactions across 13 posts, in 7 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 61.8% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
🔥29561.8%
❤11824.7%
👍357.34%
🦄193.98%
😁51.05%
❤‍🔥30.629%
🤩20.419%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 13 of the 13 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 477 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 13 most recent posts we hold, published 3 August 2026 to 20 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Telegram Stars

Stars received
1
across the posts below
Posts paid on
1
of 13 we hold a reading for · 8%
Most on one post
1
single highest reading

A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @my_netherlands. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.

Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.

This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.

Counted over the 13 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 3 August 2026 to 20 August 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.

Advertising

Ad load
15.4%
2 of 13 posts carry an ad marker
Regulatory tokens
0
none — marked by hashtag only
Median views · ads
1,110
over 2 measured posts
Median views · rest
1,480
over 11 measured posts

An ad marker, not a judgement about a post. A post is counted here because it carries one of two explicit markings: an erid token, which Russian law has required on paid placements since 2022 and which is issued against a specific advertising contract, or a #реклама / #ad hashtag in the body, which is the channel declaring it itself. The first is documentary; the second is a self-declaration and is weaker. No classifier reads the text and decides — nothing on this site guesses that a post is an advertisement.

This is a floor, and it can only ever be a floor. A channel that runs paid placements without marking them produces no marker for us to count, and an unmarked ad is indistinguishable from an ordinary post on the public surface. The ad load above therefore means “the share of posts that declared themselves”, never “the share of posts that were paid for”. A low figure is not evidence of a channel that runs few ads.

Both figures are medians, and no ratio between them is published. Each is a view reading that actually occurred on a post, picked by percentile_disc rather than averaged, so one viral post cannot move it and no interpolated value is invented between two readings. The sample on one side is under five posts, which is too thin to compare. The two figures are shown side by side with the count behind each, and deliberately not divided into a headline like “ads get x% fewer views” — an arithmetic that is easy to print and, at this sample size, means nothing.

Measured over the 13 most recent posts we hold, published 3 August 2026 to 20 August 2026. Views are the latest single reading held for each post, and any reading at or above 1,000 is rounded by Telegram to three significant figures.

Recent posts

20 Aug 2026, 05:31 UTC925 views26 reactionsread 20 August 2026
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🎨 Гаага на два дня вернётся в 1900 год Представьте Гаагу, в которой по улицам ходят дамы в длинных платьях, город стремительно меняется, архитекторы придумывают новые формы, а Art Nouveau появляется не только в музеях, но буквально вокруг вас. Именно такой Гаага ждёт нас 22 и 23 августа. В городе пройдёт 8-й Art Nouveau Festijn — Den Haag rond 1900, и на два дня центр Гааги превратится в город рубежа XIX и XX веко…

❤15🔥9👍2

19 Aug 2026, 05:35 UTC≈1,160 views39 reactionsread 20 August 2026
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🏛 Один уик-энд — и Нидерланды открывают двери, которые обычно закрыты Есть здания, мимо которых мы проходим каждый день и даже не догадываемся, что находится внутри. А есть места, куда в обычный день просто так не попасть. Но 12 и 13 сентября в Нидерландах пройдёт 40 Open Monumentendag — Дни открытых памятников, когда тысячи исторических зданий по всей стране бесплатно открывают свои двери для всех желающих 🇳🇱 Мож…

🔥38❤1

18 Aug 2026, 05:33 UTC≈1,310 views13 reactionsread 20 August 2026
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Почти каждый, кто живёт в Нидерландах, проходит одни и те же стадии изучения языка. 💯 Сначала вы учите goedemorgen, dank je wel, tot ziens и ещё десяток слов, которые постоянно слышите вокруг. Потом скачиваете приложение с совой (или что-то похожее) и постепенно доходите до стадии: «Вроде бы что-то понимаю…» 🦉 Затем пробуете местные курсы или taalcafé. Если английский хороший - отлично. Если не очень, приходится о…

🔥8❤3👍1😁1

17 Aug 2026, 05:35 UTC≈1,480 views63 reactions1 Starread 20 August 2026
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🚲 Как не спустить ползарплаты на велосипед в Нидерландах В Нидерландах велосипед — это практически член семьи. Поэтому когда он внезапно начинает скрипеть, спускает колесо или перестаёт нормально переключать передачи, первая мысль обычно такая: «Ну всё! Сейчас ремонт будет стоить как новый велосипед»🥲 Но есть несколько способов решить проблему без лишних трат. Сохраняйте 👇🏻 🔧 Не спешите в обычный fietsenwinkel …

🔥39❤13🦄6👍2😁2❤‍🔥1

16 Aug 2026, 17:37 UTC≈1,450 views35 reactionsread 20 August 2026

Дайджест новостей Главные события недели в Нидерландах⤵️ 🐶 Lidl тестирует наклейки с Щенячьим патрулём на овощах и фруктах, чтобы мотивировать детей выбирать здоровую еду. 🍷 45% нидерландцев считают, что бокал алкоголя в день безвреден, несмотря на предупреждения о рисках даже от одной порции. 🏳️‍🌈 Амстердам отказался от идеи единого LGBTQIA+ центра после восьми лет планирования. ⚠️ Алгерабруг между Krimpen и Ca…

🔥24❤8❤‍🔥2👍1

13 Aug 2026, 05:42 UTC≈2,140 views32 reactionsread 20 August 2026
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🌊 10 озёр для финальных летних выходных в Нидерландах Песчаные пляжи, лодки, водные виды спорта, лес, острова и даже нудистские пляжи — ловите 10 мест, куда можно сбежать от города этим летом👇🏻 🌊 Nieuwe Meer Озеро находится рядом с Amsterdamse Bos, здесь есть пляж и две официальные зоны для купания. А еще — небольшие уединённые бухты, нудистский пляж и места для рыбалки. В воде водятся окунь, щука, сиг и угорь. 🏖…

🔥26❤5👍1

12 Aug 2026, 05:34 UTC≈1,960 views59 reactionsread 18 August 2026
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🇳🇱 Голландцы придумали спорт, в котором нужно перепрыгнуть канал на шесте… Представьте: вы бежите по полю, на полном ходу хватаете огромный шест, втыкаете его в мутную воду… и пытаетесь перелететь на другой берег. Нет, это не экстремальный аттракцион. Это fierljeppen — традиционный фризский вид спорта, который выглядит так, будто кто-то однажды решил превратить обычную попытку перебраться через канал в чемпионат😄 …

❤43🦄12🔥3👍1

11 Aug 2026, 05:30 UTC≈1,110 views9 reactionsread 12 August 2026
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Интернет шутит про новую "Одиссею" Нолана. Мемы примерно такие: Одиссей придумывает всё более невероятные объяснения, почему до сих пор не вернулся домой. 😅 Иногда с изучением нидерландского происходит что-то похожее. Всем привет! На связи Саша Дух, преподаватель и основатель онлайн-школы нидерландского языка. 👋 Периодически ко мне на консультации возвращаются люди, с которыми мы впервые познакомились несколько ле…

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10 Aug 2026, 05:38 UTC≈1,370 views40 reactionsread 12 August 2026
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🧡 Макс Ферстаппен в Зандворте в последний раз: Формула-1 уходит из Нидерландов 21–23 августа Нидерланды в последний раз примут Гран-при Формулы-1. И для голландских болельщиков это будет особенно эмоциональный уикенд: Макс Ферстаппен в последний раз выйдет на домашнюю трассу перед «оранжевым морем» трибун. После этого Гран-при Нидерландов больше не будет в календаре Формулы-1. Почему этот уикенд войдёт в историю?…

🔥29❤11

9 Aug 2026, 17:35 UTC≈1,440 views41 reactionsread 12 August 2026

Дайджест новостей Главные события недели в Нидерландах⤵️ 🚿 68% жителей Нидерландов готовы ограничить душ пятью минутами ради экономии воды. 🪑 Воры украли 88 дизайнерских стульев с террасы кафе при музее в Маастрихте на €21,500. 🐀 Жители Гааги жалуются на агрессивных крыс, нападающих на людей и собак. 👔 Голландский бренд экологичной одежды MUD Jeans объявил о банкротстве. 🍰 В Santpoort-Noord приготовили 300-метр…

🔥30👍11

6 Aug 2026, 05:38 UTC≈2,190 views39 reactionsread 12 August 2026
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🧀 Место, где сыр продают хлопками по рукам, а не через QR-код Хотите на пару часов оказаться в Нидерландах 400-летней давности? Тогда вам в Эдам👇🏻 Каждую среду августа его центральная площадь превращается в настоящий сырный рынок XVI–XVII веков. И нет, это не музейная постановка за стеклом. Всё происходит прямо на площади с лодками, костюмами, колоколом и огромными головками сыра😉 🧀 Как проходит рынок Фермеры д…

🔥30❤6👍3

5 Aug 2026, 05:31 UTC≈2,020 views23 reactionsread 12 August 2026
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Самое необычное место для свидания в Нидерландах: самолёты вместо цветов ✈️ Если обычный ресторан, прогулка по каналам и кино уже не вызывают восторга, вот идея для свидания, которое точно запомнится👇🏻 14 и 15 августа аэродром Midden-Zeeland в Арнемёйдене превратится в огромную площадку для Zeeuwse Vliegdagen 2026 — крупнейшего авиационного фестиваля Нидерландов. Здесь не нужно придумывать темы для разговора: над …

🔥19❤2👍1🦄1

Showing the 12 most recent of 13 posts we hold for @my_netherlands. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Stars beside a post are paid reactions — Telegram Stars, bought with money and spent on that post. They are a different unit from reactions and are never added to them, here or anywhere else on this page.

Forward network

Republished by

Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

Named by

Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 13 October 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Нидерланды на максималках” (@my_netherlands), 7,188 subscribers as measured 13 October 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/my_netherlands.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.