Когда, если не сейчас? Когда быстро отвечают футболки окружающих на твои мысли, а у нас пополнение в рубрике увидела на улице. Monkey share
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Channel
@monkey_share
On this record: Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Stars · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
6,502subscribers
+103 since we began measuring on 12 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 3,162–10,000.
| Telegram ID | -1001183082779 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @monkey_share |
| Created | Between 1 March 2018 and 31 July 2021— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 12 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 16 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 3 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 16 August 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/monkey_share |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 16 Aug 2026, 21:58 | 6,502 | +101 |
| 13 Aug 2026, 08:48 | 6,401 | +2 |
| 12 Aug 2026, 11:01 | 6,399 | first reading |
9 posts held, back to 23 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.
| Window | Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 10 August 2026 |
|---|---|
| Posts held | 9 (23 July 2026 – 10 August 2026) |
| Views total | 12,493 |
| Reactions total | 650 |
| Forwards / comments | not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated |
| Readings taken | 12 Aug 2026, 11:01 UTC |
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
650 reactions across 9 posts, in 21 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 21.1% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 🙈 | 137 | 21.1% | |
| ❤ | 102 | 15.7% | |
| 🍌 | 49 | 7.54% | |
| 👍 | 48 | 7.38% | |
| 🗿 | 48 | 7.38% | |
| 💯 | 46 | 7.08% | |
| 🙉 | 43 | 6.62% | |
| 🙊 | 39 | 6.00% | |
| 👀 | 33 | 5.08% | |
| 🌭 | 31 | 4.77% | |
| 😁 | 18 | 2.77% | |
| 🔥 | 15 | 2.31% | |
| 🌚 | 14 | 2.15% | |
| 💅 | 11 | 1.69% | |
| ⚡ | 5 | 0.769% | |
| 💋 | 4 | 0.615% | |
| 👏 | 3 | 0.462% | |
| ❤🔥 | 1 | 0.154% | |
| 👎 | 1 | 0.154% | |
| 🤔 | 1 | 0.154% | |
| 1 further kind | 1 | 0.154% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 9 of the 9 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 650reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 9 most recent posts we hold, published 23 July 2026 to 10 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @monkey_share. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.
Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.
This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.
Counted over the 9 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 23 July 2026 to 10 August 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.
Когда, если не сейчас? Когда быстро отвечают футболки окружающих на твои мысли, а у нас пополнение в рубрике увидела на улице. Monkey share
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У меня, конечно, не совсем так в этом году (кроме февраля - он был каким-то бесконечным, хотя и самый короткий месяц в году). Но чаще всего год ощущается именно как на скриншоте. Почему-то в последних подкастах, которые я слушала, слишком часто попадалась вот такое выражение white-knuckle through something или делать что-то, буквально ‘стиснув зубы’, с большим напряжением и на пределе сил. white knuckles дословно…
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Август, на улице душно. Конечно не canicule, но каникулы сейчас у многих. Как-то я писала, что мой способ отдохнуть от английского (как бы я его ни любила, но устают даже от самого любимого дела - глаз замыливается) - начать читать что-то на французском или шведском (иногда на немецком, а с прошлого года - еще искать знакомые иероглифы в китайском). Так на днях мне попался пост про пожары во Франции, а там вот так…
👍31❤17🔥10🌭2⚡1👏1🤔1
В целях защиты конфиденциальности это приложение не позволяет делать снимки экрана.’ Я: Естественный интеллект не победить (надеюсь). Кто так делал? Признавайтесь 🙈 Monkey share
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Меня давно мучает один вопрос - хотелось ли бы вам видеть меня на других площадках? В другом формате? Что скажете? Очень люблю TG, но в голове столько идей и мыслей (вот что значит отвлечься на месяц от жестокого расписания и поболеть). p.s. Посты копятся, никуда не собираюсь. Еле успеваю фоткать надписи на футболках на улице для рубрики увидела в городе. Сколько всего еще осталось из моей зимней поездки, ммм. p.s…
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В этом акаунте с гороскопами прекрасно все - от названия до текстов и мемов. (Авторы, откуда вы все знаете про Pisces (=рыбы)? Советую проверить произношение этого слова в словаре, мало ли) Начнем с того, что он называется pisces.off - а это созвучно моей нежно любимой (вот откуда они узнали?) фразе piss off или бесить. Дальше в описании к посту можно еще накопать неплохие фразы: see the wound behind the behavior…
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Наконец-то пополнение в рубрику непереводимое, давно не было. Pilates (=пилатес) созвучно сочетанию слов pie (=пирог, торт) и lattes (=латте). Вы в какой команде? 💅🏻- Pilates 🙈 - pie and lattes 🗿- и то, и то давай, двойную порцию Monkey share
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Это идеальный набор реакций для моего канала, хаха. Как приятно 🤍 Monkey share
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Июль продолжает для меня свой тихий сезон (почему-то болит горло вторую неделю, из-за чего толком не могу вести уроки), а одно из моих многочисленных любимых routines - находить новую выпечку в кофейнях. Думаю, вы поняли, что я не смогла уйти без monkey bread 🤌🏻 Мне что-то долго и красиво про него рассказывали, но я уже выбрала по названию, пропуская все описания его преимуществ. Но началось все с: ‘Вы знаете, что …
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Showing the 9 most recent of 9 posts we hold for @monkey_share. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Stars beside a post are paid reactions — Telegram Stars, bought with money and spent on that post. They are a different unit from reactions and are never added to them, here or anywhere else on this page.
Citation-graph rank — 1,339,205 of 1,548,671entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.
Republished by
Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 16 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“monkey see, monkey share” (@monkey_share), 6,502 subscribers as measured 16 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/monkey_share.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.