Other / unclassifiable — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 28 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 56% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Growth
4 measurements spanning 16 days, net -5. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 70–77 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)
Subscribers
Change
23 Aug 2026, 23:54
71
-2
15 Aug 2026, 09:18
73
-3
9 Aug 2026, 20:47
76
no change
7 Aug 2026, 16:54
76
first reading
Engagement
9 posts held, back to 30 January 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 9 posts for this entry, the most recent from 12 February 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
What this channel posts
Video runtime
24s
Average length
12s
Measured directly from 2 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Reaction mix
180 reactions across 9 posts, in 14 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 21.7% of them.
Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
Reaction
Count
Share
Share, drawn
🔥
39
21.7%
😍
31
17.2%
👍
28
15.6%
❤🔥
20
11.1%
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18
10.0%
🤣
8
4.44%
🥰
7
3.89%
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6
3.33%
👏
6
3.33%
🤩
6
3.33%
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5
2.78%
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3
1.67%
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2
1.11%
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1
0.556%
Custom emoji. 6 of the rows above are Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The counts beside them are Telegram’s.
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 9 of the 9 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 180 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 9 most recent posts we hold, published 30 January 2026 to 12 February 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
А если говорить про что-то более питательное, то ловите рецепт ПП хачапури (в моем случае ватрушки😂)
На 2 лодочки:
🐚Творог 5% 200г
🐚Яйцо 1 шт
🐚Сыр 20г в тесто и 20г на начинку
🐚Любая мука 20г
🐚Прованские травы
Для начинки: помидоры и сыр
Замешиваем массу (не забываем подсолить) и формируем лодочки на застреленном пергаментом противне. На лодочку выкладываем тертый сыр, помидоры и посыпаем прованскими травами.
🐚 …
Если регулярно заказываете Самокат, то не забудьте к следующему заказу добавить вот такие конфетки 😏
Нежная молочная начинка и вкусный шоколад. Очень похоже на киндер.
Для справки: в одной конфетке 77 ккал😂
Ксении Сановне 🍃🍃🍃🍃🍃🍃 месяцев!
Наш девиз сейчас: ничего не умею, но все и везде хочу!
А нам приходится исполнять все хотелки дочуни🥹
Поста не хватит, чтобы перечислить все то, что она сейчас умеет. Где-то незначительные вещи, где-то глобальные. Все больше и больше появляется осознанности во взгляде и понимания.
Мои любимые умелки - это ладушки по делу и без и бесконечные бормоталки «бабаба папапа какака»
А сегод…
А тем временем у Ксении прикорм в самом разгаре 🍐
В целом, в 8 месяцев мы имеем три полноценных приема пищи без докорма смесью.
Ксюша очень любит кашки и супы, приветствует батат, фруктовые пюрешки и, конечно же, банааан 🤩
Я пока не лишена энтузиазма готовить ей что-нибудь повкуснее, поэтому на фотографиях выше можете увидеть наше рЭсторанное меню⬆️
Вкусы сейчас у Ксении стали поизбирательнее и брокколи с цветно…
Сегодня победителей нужно поздравлять вдвойне от души 🍾
А все потому что в интерактиве на этой неделе единогласно победила семья Смирновых (и я решила не выводить их на отдельное голосование🤭).
И на елку собрались, и хот-догов наелись, ну не красота ли?!
Сердечно поздравляем Леру и Никиту в комментариях⬇️ и, конечно, не забываем про следующий интерактив!
Мемный интерактив в эфире 👌
Напоминаю правила!
В комментариях скидываем мем/шутку/прикол, который развеселил вас больше всего на этой неделе.
👇
Весь завтрашний день дружно голосуем за самый смешной мем.
👇
Победитель получает креативную (ну, я так считаю😂) фотокарточку.
Жду вас в комментариях!
А давайте поддадимся веянию трендов и вспомним 2к16?
Чтобы отыскать фотографии десятилетней давности, мне пришлось перечитывать старые переписки с людьми, с которыми уже давно нет никакого контакта. И даже найти свой старый взломанный инстаграм! Такая непередаваемая ностальгия 🥹
Мне было 15 лет и я была молода и глупа… хотя тогда, конечно, мне так не казалось. Было много друзей, много приключений и встреч. Активная…
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Showing the 9 most recent of 9 posts we hold for @molokoteploe. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Polls
The poll we hold for this entry, as Telegram rendered it when we read the post. A poll’s figures keep moving after that, so each one is dated.
5️⃣Солевоглааазое такси, не тормози, не тормози…11%
Shares as published, totalling 99%. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.
Percentages only — there are no per-option vote counts here, because Telegram publishes none. The public post preview gives each option’s share and a single voter total, and nothing else. Multiplying one by the other would produce a per-option tally that looks measured and is not: the shares are rounded to whole numbers before we ever see them. We print what was published and leave the column that does not exist empty.
The shares need not add up to 100. Rounding alone puts many polls at 99 or 101. A poll that allows more than one answer per voter runs well past 100 by design, and several here do. The bars are drawn against a fixed 100% track at each option’s own percentage rather than normalised to the total, so a poll that exceeds it shows that it does instead of being quietly rescaled.
Read from the 9 most recent posts we hold, published 30 January 2026 to 12 February 2026. Telegram labels each poll by kind — an anonymous poll, a quiz, a closed set of final results — and that label is reproduced rather than paraphrased.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 23 August 2026 — this
entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“молоко теплое, вино охлажденное” (@molokoteploe), 71 subscribers as measured 23 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/molokoteploe.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.
