Либо подписывайтесь на моё СООБЩЕСТВО во VK https://vk.com/misspumpage А также меня можно найти по ссылке в Instagram https://www.instagram.com/misspumpage_massage?igsh=MWZzM2F2MTgzd3lhMQ==

Channel
Miss Pumpage
@miss_pumpage
On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Cite this entry
86subscribers
+0 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1003222056759 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @miss_pumpage |
| Created | Between 1 October 2025 and 31 January 2026— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 9 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 24 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 4 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 24 August 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/miss_pumpage |
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 24 Aug 2026, 18:18 | 86 | -1 |
| 16 Aug 2026, 16:53 | 87 | +1 |
| 9 Aug 2026, 16:32 | 86 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 18:06 | 86 | first reading |
Engagement
17 posts held, back to 3 June 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 17 posts for this entry, the most recent from 27 July 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
What this channel posts
- Video runtime
- 11m 38s
- Average length
- 1m 10s
Measured directly from 10 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Reaction mix
54 reactions across 14 posts, in 5 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 40.7% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| ❤ | 22 | 40.7% | |
| 🔥 | 20 | 37.0% | |
| 👏 | 7 | 13.0% | |
| 👍 | 4 | 7.41% | |
| ❤🔥 | 1 | 1.85% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 14 of the 17 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 54reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 17 most recent posts we hold, published 3 June 2026 to 27 July 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Recent posts
https://max.ru/join/fM7ChexcyCMT9FAhQjbE-SxbohfkO4Io6cbKqjB9-HQ
Поскольку канал в телеге больше не подаёт признаков жизни и просмотры с каждым видео все ниже, то всем интересующимся моей деятельностью предлагаю перейти в мой канал в MAX. И там продолжить следить за моей работой и результатами.
Video, posted without a caption
🔥1
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❤2
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❤1
Массаж для мужчин: сила — в ресурсе, а не в терпении. Есть такой стереотип: мужчина должен терпеть. Терпеть боль в спине после стройки, в шее после 10 часов за рулём, в плечах после тренировки. Мол, это «норма», «так бывает», «я привык». Но если посмотреть на это с точки зрения физиологии, получается интересная штука. Да, и мужчины, и женщины испытывают стресс, но тело его «прячет» по-разному. Вот в чём специфика…
❤1
ПИР — это не ругательство, а крутая техника в массаже! 😄 ПИР (постизометрическая релаксация) помогает снять мышечные зажимы и вернуть телу лёгкость. Работает так: мышца сначала напрягается, а потом максимально расслабляется — и вот тут-то и происходит магия.
❤2
Знакома ситуация: вы хотите сделать массаж, но из‑за боли, травмы или хронического напряжения классические приёмы только усиливают дискомфорт? В таких случаях на помощь приходит постизометрическая релаксация (ПИР) -мягкая, но эффективная техника, которая буквально «перепрограммирует» напряжённые мышцы. Что это такое? ПИР -это метод мануального воздействия, основанный на чередовании изометрического напряжения мышц…
🔥1
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🔥1
Video, posted without a caption
❤2
♀️ Миссионерская поза и её риски для спины ♂️ Суть проблемы: в миссионерской позе (мужчина сверху) вес партнёра и ритмичные движения могут создавать избыточную нагрузку на поясницу, особенно у женщин. У мужчин в этой позиции также задействуются бёдра, руки и поясничный отдел, что может провоцировать дискомфорт. Почему возникает боль: давление на позвоночник, неравномерное распределение нагрузки, возможное ущемление…
❤3🔥2❤🔥1
Showing the 12 most recent of 17 posts we hold for @miss_pumpage. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 24 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Miss Pumpage” (@miss_pumpage), 86 subscribers as measured 24 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/miss_pumpage.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.