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Мінкал України

@minkal_ukraine

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6,908subscribers

-2 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 3,162–10,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1002007654903
TypeChannel
Username@minkal_ukraine
DescriptionМіністерство каламбурів України Офіційний сайт: https://minkal.com.ua Ми тут, щоб змінити там! Звʼязок @vladmolred
CreatedBetween 1 November 2023 and 31 May 2024— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded7 August 2026
Last confirmed live10 August 2026
Measurements held3
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 10 August 2026
On Telegramt.me/minkal_ukraine

Topic

National news — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-UD-Q6_K_XL, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 11 August 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 76% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Observations

These are measurements, not verdicts. Each one below states something we counted, alongside the evidence it was counted from, so you can check it rather than take it. None of them is graded: every observation this register holds is recorded at severity 0, because the precision of the detectors behind them has not been measured yet, and a rating we cannot support is worse than none. Read each as a fact about the data, not as a judgement about the channel. How we measure.

Views per post sit far above this size band

22,200 average views per post against 6,908 subscribers — an engagement rate of 321.8%. Across the 2,678 registered channels in the same cohort — 3,163–9,999 subscribers, posting mainly in Ukrainian — the middle half sit between 13.7% and 38.9%, with a median of 23.2%.

What this was computed from
Window30 days (13 July 2026 12 August 2026)
Posts measured12 of 12 published in the window (0 exact, 12 rounded by Telegram)
Views totalled266,760
Mature posts only349.1% over 11 posts read at least 24h after publication
Subscribers6,908 measured 10 August 2026
Cohortb3162:ukr · 2,678 channels · p10 7.34% · p25 13.7% · p50 23.2% · p75 38.9% · p90 59.6%
Position in cohort99.626th percentile · 13.9× the cohort median
Uncertainty±0.031% of the figure, from Telegram’s rounding
Post languageUkrainian · 100.0%of the window’s posts

When this is recorded. A channel is listed here only when its engagement rate sits at or above the 99th percentile of its cohort and is at least 3× away from that cohort’s median — above it — on both the all-readings figure and the mature-only figure. The percentile alone would be circular: a percentile cut puts the same share of every cohort in the tail whatever the data looks like. The distance from the median is what makes it a statement about this channel.

This is not a verdict, and the direction is not a quality signal.A low rate has many innocent causes — audiences that read in the Telegram app without opening the channel, a subscriber base built long before the current output, an audience in a different timezone from our reading. A high rate has innocent causes too: a post that travelled far beyond the channel’s own subscribers will do it. We publish the measurement and the distribution it sits in. The full cohort baselines are downloadable, so this comparison can be reproduced rather than trusted.

Recorded under the key err_high, last confirmed 12 August 2026. An observation that a later pass no longer finds is cleared, and a cleared observation is removed from this page rather than being shown struck through — we do not keep publishing a claim we have withdrawn. Dispute an observation.

Growth

6,9086,9106,9097 August 2026 — 6,910 subscribers7 August 2026 — 6,910 subscribers10 August 2026 — 6,908 subscribers7 August 202610 August 2026
3 measurements spanning 3 days, net -2. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 6,908–6,910 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
10 Aug 2026, 21:316,908-2
7 Aug 2026, 16:216,910no change
7 Aug 2026, 14:166,910first reading

Engagement

23 posts held, back to 15 June 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 9 pagesof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
321.8%
avg views ÷ 6,908 subscribers
Avg views / post
22,200
12 posts measured
Reaction rate
1.05%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
12
of 23 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 11 August 2026
Posts held23 (15 June 202611 August 2026)
Views total266,760
Reactions total2,802
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken12 Aug 2026, 02:38 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Photos
224
Videos
13
Links
361

Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 12 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.

Reaction mix

5,440 reactions across 23 posts, in 33 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 73.5% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
😁3,99673.5%
🤣4528.31%
3005.51%
😭1653.03%
991.82%
🔥951.75%
🥰911.67%
👏340.625%
😢340.625%
🤔190.349%
💯180.331%
🤯160.294%
🫡150.276%
👍140.257%
👻130.239%
🤨130.239%
100.184%
🍌80.147%
🕊80.147%
🗿70.129%
13 further kinds330.607%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 23 of the 23 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 5,440reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 23 most recent posts we hold, published 15 June 2026 to 11 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

11 Aug 2026, 18:02 UTC≈1,500 views81 reactionsread 12 August 2026

«Кажуть минулий очільник Нафтогазу став премʼєром. Сподіваюсь мені теж вдасться пройти такими карʼєрними сходами», - Свириденко прокоментувала призначення себе головою Нафтогазу Telegram | Website | Instagram | Twitter (Х)

😁792

10 Aug 2026, 11:27 UTC≈2,510 views183 reactionsread 12 August 2026
Photo

«А краще просто дивіться телемарафон. Так ви нікому точно не підіграєте і все буде потужно», - Ігнат Telegram | Website | Instagram | Twitter (Х)

94😁786🤯21😐1😭1

9 Aug 2026, 14:57 UTC≈15,900 views199 reactionsread 12 August 2026
Photo

⚡️⚡️⚡️Зендая підтвердила, що в наступному році зіграє Ірину Фаріон в біографічній картині «Мова=зброя» від Netflix Telegram | Website | Instagram | Twitter (Х)

😁16227🤨6🙊3🤯1

3 Aug 2026, 11:49 UTC≈5,070 views172 reactionsread 12 August 2026

"Був розвідником, мав чимало бойових виходів, знає ворога від голови до самих кінчиків пальців, та й не тільки пальців", - Зеленський призначив Арестовича головою СЗР Telegram | Website | Instagram | Twitter (Х)

😁154🤨74🔥3🫡3🍌1

31 Jul 2026, 11:34 UTC≈6,780 views267 reactionsread 12 August 2026

⚡️Драпатий: «Те що при Сирському набирали переважно в штурмовики - це півбіди. Виявилось, що їх набирали в бригади по інший бік фронту» Telegram | Website | Instagram | Twitter (Х)

😁227🤔189🤯7🤣3💯2🫡1

29 Jul 2026, 14:54 UTC≈12,800 views194 reactionsread 12 August 2026
Photo

⚡️⚡️Одеська ОВА закликала заборонити показ фільму Одіссея на території України Зі слів чиновників, фільм негативно впливає на туристичний потенціал регіону. З моменту премʼєри «Одіссеї» потік туристів в Одеській області впав у 9 разів. Українці масово здають квитки та скасовують бронювання, через страх, що на Одещині їх чекатимуть циклопи, велетні, боги смерті, чаклуни та гігантські павуки в скелях Telegram | Webs

😁166😢1463👏2👍1😐1😭1

28 Jul 2026, 15:22 UTC≈12,700 views207 reactionsread 12 August 2026

«Він дійсно талановитий хлопець, дуже розумний і схожий на мене. Він пишається тим, як я перемагаю Іран, я пишаюсь тим, як він тонко відчуває бажання суспільства та приймає вдалі кадрові рішення. Ми справді маємо ці таланти», - Трамп про зустріч з Зеленським Telegram | Website | Instagram | Twitter (Х)

😁162🤣288🔥4👏2🤪2💯1

27 Jul 2026, 12:43 UTC≈21,100 views200 reactionsread 12 August 2026

⚡️⚡️«Роблю саме те, чого вимагали на картонках», - Зеленський призначив міністром оборони Мирона Федорова, більш відомого як Oxxxymiron Новий міністр пообіцяв, що впорається з усіма завданнями на 5 з плюсом. Telegram | Website | Instagram | Twitter (Х)

😁180🔥155

21 Jul 2026, 20:42 UTC≈39,200 views328 reactionsread 12 August 2026

⚡️⚡️⚡️Після звільнення з посади Головкома Олександр Сирський очолить Інститут української мови при Національній Академії Наук Telegram | Website | Instagram | Twitter (Х)

😁244🤣745🔥4👍1

20 Jul 2026, 16:25 UTC≈25,000 views289 reactionsread 12 August 2026

«Ми вас почули», - у відповідь на лозунг «воювати мають дрони, а не люди», в ОП пообіцяли надати дрони для ТЦК Telegram | Website | Instagram | Twitter (Х)

😁255👏12👍8🕊86

16 Jul 2026, 08:55 UTC≈84,300 views387 reactionsread 12 August 2026
Photo

⚡️⚡️«Вмовили, повертаюсь», - Федорович подякував українцям за мітинги на його підтримку Telegram | Website | Instagram | Twitter (Х)

😁34825🍌65🔥3

15 Jul 2026, 17:22 UTC≈39,900 views295 reactionsread 12 August 2026

«Сейчас нужны хорошие опытные специалисты с которыми я смогу найти общий язык», - Сирський запропонував Шойгу очолити Міноборони Telegram | Website | Instagram | Twitter (Х)

🤣243🔥21😁19💯102

Showing the 12 most recent of 23 posts we hold for @minkal_ukraine. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Citation-graph rank

Citation-graph rank — 466,854 of 1,151,006entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.

Forward network

Republished by

Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Named by 3 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 10 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Мінкал України” (@minkal_ukraine), 6,908 subscribers as measured 10 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/minkal_ukraine.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.