Channel
@memesportugueses
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Cite this entry
763subscribers
+13 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1001860644498 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @memesportugueses |
| Created | Between 1 October 2022 and 30 September 2023 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 8 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 9 October 2026 |
| Measurements held | 7 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 2 times, most recently 9 October 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/memesportugueses |
Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 20 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 70% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 29 Sept 2026, 21:40 | 763 | +4 |
| 15 Sept 2026, 22:39 | 759 | +11 |
| 8 Sept 2026, 09:37 | 748 | -1 |
| 29 Aug 2026, 19:34 | 749 | -2 |
| 15 Aug 2026, 18:54 | 751 | +1 |
| 8 Aug 2026, 02:01 | 750 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 12:36 | 750 | first reading |
20 posts held, back to 15 June 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 6 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Measured directly from 14 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
212 reactions across 20 posts, in 8 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 45.3% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 😁 | 96 | 45.3% | |
| 🤣 | 56 | 26.4% | |
| 🔥 | 41 | 19.3% | |
| 💯 | 6 | 2.83% | |
| 😭 | 6 | 2.83% | |
| ✍ | 3 | 1.42% | |
| ❤ | 3 | 1.42% | |
| 😱 | 1 | 0.472% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 20 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 212 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 15 June 2026 to 6 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
✅ eu para resolver isto - мне чтобы это решить ✅ tenho que ir ao teu histórico de Internet - надо глянуть твою историю поиска ✅ ele também já estava estragado - ой он итак был уже сломан ✅ olha, ires ao histórico de Internet que é que ia resolver - если бы ты зашел в историю, чем бы это помогло ✅ também não ia resolver nada - ничем ✅ olha, obrigado na mesma - ну все равно спасибо ✅ pronto, está estragado - сломан, та…
😁5✍2
✅ por favor, nunca falem de matemática perto de mim - пожалуйста, никогда не говорите при мне о математике ✅ eu segui em frente - я оставил это в прошлом (=пошел вперед) ✅ eu curei-me - я исцелился ✅ isso já não faz parte da minha vida - этого больше нет в моей жизни 💡 Fazer parte (de) - быть частью чего-либо
🤣8
✅ olha vou comer este bife aqui - слушай, а вот это мясо хочу заказать ✅ e tu o que é que vais querer? - а ты что хочешь? ✅ uma pizza, uma massa - пиццу, пасту ✅ olha eu vou dizer a verdade - слушай, я тебе правду скажу ✅ sabes o que é que eu quero mesmo? - знаешь, чего я хочу на самом деле? ✅ é preservar a nossa amizade - сохранить нашу дружбу ✅ que se continue a dar sempre bem - чтобы всегда ладили ✅ como se deu at…
😁8🤣3
✅ as desculpas que inventamos para desligar chamadas - оправдания, которые мы придумываем, чтобы положить трубку ✅ não acredito que ele te fez isso, amiga - ой, подруга, не верю, что он так с тобой поступил ✅ olha, vou deitar o lixo fora, depois a gente fala, tá bem? vá, tchau - слушай, я сейчас мусор выброшу, и потом поговорим, ладно? давай, пока ✅ amiga, eu adorava fofocar contigo, mas estou agora a passar no meio …
🤣6😁3
✅ eu corro 30 minutos todos os dias - я бегаю 30 минут каждый день ✅ e se eu falto em algum dia - и если я пропускаю какой-нибудь день ✅ eu acrescento esses 30 minutos ao dia seguinte - добавляю эти 30 минут к следующему дню ✅ hoje eu tenho que ir correr 5 meses e meio - сегодня мне надо пробежать 5 с половиной месяцев 💡Если после se или quando мы говорим о будущем, важно понять, идёт ли речь о конкретной будущей си…
😁7❤1
✅ Deus cria os insetos - Бог создает насекомых ✅ Gabriel, ajuda-me aqui, preciso de mais 3 insetos - Гавриил, помоги, нужно ещё 3 насекомых ✅ faça um com 8 olhos e 8 patas - сделай одного с 8 глазами в 8 лапами ✅ credo, e é só? - Господи… и все? ✅ parece assustador, mas pode ser - выглядит жутковато, но пойдет ✅ e manda teias - и паутину ещё выпускает ✅ manda teias por uma pata, pelas 8 patas? - через лапу, через 8 л…
🔥7😁5❤1
🕷️🐝🪲 Как создавались насекомые Расшифровка будет постом ниже 👇
🤣12🔥5
✅ ver o nascer do sol é bonito - смотреть на рассвет - восхитительно ✅ mas meteram-no num horário de merda - вот только время для него выбрали отвратительное
😁12🤣5
✅ pessoal, muito cuidado que com este calor - осторожно, народ, потому что в такую жару ✅ isto começa a aparecer - начинает появляться это ✅ e é um bocado perigoso - и оно немного опасно ✅ vou ver se eu apanho aqui na câmara - попробую поймать на видео ✅ para vocês verem - чтобы вам было видно ✅ isto é muito perigoso, isto começa a aparecer com calor - это очень опасно, это появляется в жару ✅ e depois nunca aparece …
😁7🤣5
✅ um país que se preocupa mais com o futebol do que com os direitos humanos - страна, которая переживает о футболе больше, чем о правах человека ✅ que gasta milhões e milhões para verem 22 gajos a correr atrás de uma bola - которая тратит миллионы, чтобы посмотреть как 22 типа бегают за мячом ✅ é um país que está destinado a … ganhar o Mundial! Vamos Portugal car@lho - это страна, которая обречена … выиграть чемпиона…
😁8😭3
✅ foste à feira comprar roupa - пришла на рынок купить одежду ✅ oh santa, você não vai comprar nada hoje? - душка, сегодня ничего купить не хотите? ✅ ande cá dentro - заходите внутрь ✅ olhe que bonita - смотрите, как красиво ✅ e dá-se, para si tem que se dar bastante - тянутся, на вас вообще отлично будет ✅ mexa à vontade - смотрите на здоровье ✅ olhe amarelinho, esta também se dá - смотрите, желтенькие, эти тоже тян…
🔥7❤1
Не только мы ходили по базарам мерить одежду на куске картона Постом ниже будет расшифровка👇
🤣4😁2😱1
Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @memesportugueses. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 29 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“MemeMestre: Explorando o português com humor/ Португальский через мемы” (@memesportugueses), 763 subscribers as measured 29 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/memesportugueses.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.