Dermatologists be like: “palpable pruritic purpuric patches of papules and pustules parading partially past the platysmal plane alongside prominent plaques of pedal petechiae”

Channel
MED MEMES 😂
@medical_memes_funny_jokes
On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Posts · Telegram's recommendations · Cite this entry
1,153subscribers
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 1,000–3,162.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1001319539357 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @medical_memes_funny_jokes |
| Created | Between 1 March 2018 and 31 July 2021 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 25 September 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 25 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 1 |
| On Telegram | t.me/medical_memes_funny_jokes |
Growth
Growth history is still building. We hold one measurement for this entry. A trend needs at least two, taken days apart — so this will fill in on its own rather than being estimated. We do not publish numbers we have not measured.
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 25 Sept 2026, 21:22 | 1,153 | first reading |
Engagement
20 posts held, back to 20 July 2023 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 5 April 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
What this channel posts
- Photos
- 81
- Links
- 1
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 25 September 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.
Recent posts
As a student, the most comforting words you’ll ever hear are ‘I haven’t started it yet either’ but most times, it’s a lie.
The patient says he's been taking 2 Vitamin B6 tablets because he is Vitamin B12 deficient..😢🤯
The anatomy professor showed the first-year medical students a histopathology slide on the big screen and asked them to identify the organ. “It is the organ we all work for,” he said. All the boys yelled, “Vagi*a” The disappointed professor replied, “It’s the stomach.” 🤣
MD Anaesthesia residents be like: ‘We put people to sleep for a living.’ Bro, so does every boring professor during CME. Yours just comes with a syringe.
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They said, don’t drink alcohol it will damage your liver. They said, don’t smoke cigarettes, it will damage your lungs. They said don’t eat fried foods, it will damage your heart. But no one ever said, don’t choose Biology, your life is important. #funnydoctors #mbbs
MBBS students are either: 1.Studying 2.Talking about how they should be studying 3.Scrolling memes while crying about not studying
Biggest scam in MBBS: When seniors say, “First year is chill bro.” IT’S NOT 😭😭😭 #mbbs #funnydoctors
My brain works like a sodium - potassium ATPase: 2 memes in, 3 important study topics out. ✨️Gradient of regret maintained.✨️
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Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @medical_memes_funny_jokes. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Appears in Telegram’s recommendations for other channels
The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.
@Indian_Railway_Gk_Quiz · 20,833
Telegram ranks this channel #57 of 57 here — alongside 56 others — read 25 September 2026
This channel appears in 1 seed channel's Telegram-generated recommendation list in total. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 25 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“MED MEMES 😂” (@medical_memes_funny_jokes), 1,153 subscribers as measured 25 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/medical_memes_funny_jokes.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.