Channel
@mblvdmipt
On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Polls · Citations · Cite this entry
170subscribers
+0 since we began measuring on 8 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1001299776073 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @mblvdmipt |
| Description | Локальные шутеечки и юморесочки по мотивам реальных событий На всякий случай: все персонажи и организации, места их названия и имена вымышленные, совпадения случайны |
| Created | Between 1 March 2018 and 30 June 2021— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 8 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 9 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 2 |
| On Telegram | t.me/mblvdmipt |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 8 Aug 2026, 15:01 | 170 | no change |
| 8 Aug 2026, 00:34 | 170 | first reading |
14 posts held, back to 27 February 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 14 posts for this entry, the most recent from 10 July 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 8 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.
123 reactions across 12 posts, in 13 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 21.1% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 😢 | 26 | 21.1% | |
| 🤡 | 21 | 17.1% | |
| 🕊 | 15 | 12.2% | |
| ❤ | 13 | 10.6% | |
| 🤣 | 12 | 9.76% | |
| 👍 | 10 | 8.13% | |
| 🤩 | 7 | 5.69% | |
| 😁 | 6 | 4.88% | |
| 🔥 | 4 | 3.25% | |
| 🤯 | 4 | 3.25% | |
| 🤬 | 3 | 2.44% | |
| 😍 | 1 | 0.813% | |
| 🫡 | 1 | 0.813% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 12 of the 14 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 123reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 14 most recent posts we hold, published 27 February 2026 to 10 July 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
время аХуИтЕлЬнЫх историй Приходит мужик к доктору и говорит: "Помогите, температура вчера была 37,5, а уже последний день приёма антибиотиков, что делать?". Врач молча меряет температуру электронным градусником, гордо демонстрирует 36,6 и отправляет с нареканием завтра вернуться закрыть больничный Идёт мужик грустный домой, проклинает бесплатную медицину. Ломает голову, чем бы ему лечиться. Может, сходить в платну…
😢2😍1
Годная агитка?
Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.
😢1
Приёмка перешла на агрессивную агитацию. Абитуриенты начали разворачиваться уже после входа в ГК #трудовы_ебудни
🤡19👍7🤣4🤬2😢1
"Из-за речки, из-за гор" или цитаты горы из разговора о каникулах до 31 августа (вырвано из контекста, и вообще выдумано): Про нормальность. Нет, мы все нормальные люди Уважаемые студенты из профкома и мки, я считаю вас тут быть не должно, но вы остались, впрочем, ладно Ну, я понимаю. Мальчишки иногда переживают, что их призовут Вопрос в стипендии? Нет, вопрос в принципе. В том, что вам сказали "иди поспорь с админис…
🤣8😢2
Как гром среди ясного неба сотрудник учебного управления предложил Профкому и МКИ задуматься о единой студ.организации, представляющей интересы обучающихся . . . . . Ну чо. Студпарламент, пацаны и пацанессы? #вайбы_одного_совещания
😢8🤯4👍3
По одному из важных вопросов официальному лицу федерального казначейства был дан ответ, начинающийся со слов: Извините, представитель стиральной комиссии института на данный момент отсутствует... Имелся в виду, как вы понимаете, "председатель стипендиальной комиссии" . . . . . И на это сообщение был получен "ок". Лицо официального лица в этот момент представили?
🕊5
Руками никогда нигде Не трогай ничего. Не впутывайся ни во что И никуда не лезь. В сторонку молча отойди, Стань скромно в уголке И тихо стой, не шевелясь, До старости своей.
😢12❤2🕊2🤬1🫡1
Проводится мероприятие "Выход активистов ФПМИ". Вопрос - куда?
Shares as published, totalling 101%. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.
В рамках ДФ во имя русификации стоит переименовать Stand-Up в Стояк-шоу. Как относимся?
Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.
🕊5😁2
Если кому интересно, то победил четвёртый вариант: разговор при свидетеле Так что в будущем ни один вариант не сбудется: — образовывать охрану не пригодится, — от заверения отказались с удивительным упорством, — общаться не учатся, впредь только при свидетелях и будут разговаривать. Дайте мне уже полставки нотариуса или понятого, ей-богу
❤9
Что проще?
Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.
😁4🤡2
Выбираем лучших шутников
The shares total 186%, above 100: this poll accepts more than one answer per voter. No per-option vote count is published, so the number of voters who chose each option is not derivable and is not shown.
Showing the 12 most recent of 14 posts we hold for @mblvdmipt. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
The 5 polls we hold for this entry, as Telegram rendered them when we read the post. A poll’s figures keep moving after that, so each one is dated.
Годная агитка?
Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.
Проводится мероприятие "Выход активистов ФПМИ". Вопрос - куда?
Shares as published, totalling 101%. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.
В рамках ДФ во имя русификации стоит переименовать Stand-Up в Стояк-шоу. Как относимся?
Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.
Что проще?
Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.
Выбираем лучших шутников
The shares total 186%, above 100: this poll accepts more than one answer per voter. No per-option vote count is published, so the number of voters who chose each option is not derivable and is not shown.
Percentages only — there are no per-option vote counts here, because Telegram publishes none.The public post preview gives each option’s share and a single voter total, and nothing else. Multiplying one by the other would produce a per-option tally that looks measured and is not: the shares are rounded to whole numbers before we ever see them. We print what was published and leave the column that does not exist empty.
The shares need not add up to 100.Rounding alone puts many polls at 99 or 101. A poll that allows more than one answer per voter runs well past 100 by design, and several here do. The bars are drawn against a fixed 100% track at each option’s own percentage rather than normalised to the total, so a poll that exceeds it shows that it does instead of being quietly rescaled.
Read from the 14 most recent posts we hold, published 27 February 2026 to 10 July 2026. Telegram labels each poll by kind — an anonymous poll, a quiz, a closed set of final results — and that label is reproduced rather than paraphrased.
Citation-graph rank — 1,010,180 of 1,169,250entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.
Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 8 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Юмор категории "активизм"” (@mblvdmipt), 170 subscribers as measured 8 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/mblvdmipt.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.