Ну почему это так не очевидно для большинства мужчин? 😭

Channel
Маруськины закрома
@maruskiny_zakroma
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
275subscribers
+1 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1001799123326 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @maruskiny_zakroma |
| Created | Between 1 January 2022 and 28 February 2023 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 7 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 13 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 7 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 13 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/maruskiny_zakroma |
Topic
Other / unclassifiable — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 23 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 48% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 13 Sept 2026, 06:15 | 275 | -1 |
| 6 Sept 2026, 00:19 | 276 | +2 |
| 28 Aug 2026, 22:56 | 274 | +1 |
| 22 Aug 2026, 23:48 | 273 | -2 |
| 14 Aug 2026, 22:48 | 275 | +1 |
| 8 Aug 2026, 01:45 | 274 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 07:32 | 274 | first reading |
Engagement
11 posts held, back to 1 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 11 posts for this entry, the most recent from 5 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Reaction mix
97 reactions across 9 posts, in 7 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 33.0% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| custom 5465462389442906722 | 32 | 33.0% | |
| custom 5458505195258407870 | 25 | 25.8% | |
| custom 5395357012659820538 | 16 | 16.5% | |
| custom 5406813867986687462 | 15 | 15.5% | |
| custom 5197194699160459314 | 3 | 3.09% | |
| custom 5327856151289680822 | 3 | 3.09% | |
| custom 5404626591466673646 | 3 | 3.09% |
Custom emoji. Every row above is a Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The counts beside them are Telegram’s.
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 9 of the 11 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 97 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 11 most recent posts we hold, published 1 August 2026 to 5 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Recent posts
Я и знаки
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Короче! вы все знаете какая я «топовая» хозяюшка, но я недавно почти все футболки моих мужиков отдраила этим средством. Ну прям то есть кровь и пот, малину с клубникой, мыльные пузыри и жир от мяса. Все, ребят! Даже пятно на муслине от одуванчиков! В фикспрайсе оно 70 р стоит и даже замачивать не надо
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Сеня меня полдня выбешивал – сначала бузил, что будет есть мороженое без завтрака, потом что не хочет уходить из парка, хотя мы гуляли уже три часа, а я хотела есть и отдыхать. В итоге Гриша в коляске проснулся как только мы пошли домой и ясен пень я даже поесть не успела. Потом этот жук выпустил Гришины шары в небо. А Гриша обожает шарики и они его очень радуют. В итоге я стала ругаться на Сеню, что с ним сладу не…
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2 года назад в день своих именин я родила своего второго сына! Совсем другой опыт материнства у меня с ним – он со второго дня спал без приколов, все ест, спокойный и наблюдательный. Он коренастый, мало притязательный и невероятно миролюбивый! После высокочувствительного и импульсивного Сени – прямо такой контраст!
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За ВДВ! Всех причастных с праздником!
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Август. День где-то между ВМФ и ВДВ. В частном секторе напротив два мужика поют (чисто и мощно) «О, море, море, преданным скалам» Лежу в ночи, слушаю с удовольствием Ещё часто катаются на тюнингованных мопедах деды и врубают Цоя или Стинга
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Хотя Москва считает нас перспективными , раз отжимает все свободные зоны отдыха, а ещё застраивает поля и леса
Знаете в чем парадокс? Я давно переросла этот маленький город, но покинуть его нет сил. Потому что это зона комфорта и хоть что-то предсказуемое в жизни. Где все те же бабульки и дедульки в сквере каждый раз щебечут что-то твоему уже второму ребенку Где есть свои любименькие врачи по всем специальностям Где большая деревня и все друг друга знают, а подросткам-забиякам можно запросто заорать: «я твою маму знаю, щас…
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Showing the 11 most recent of 11 posts we hold for @maruskiny_zakroma. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
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Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 13 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Маруськины закрома” (@maruskiny_zakroma), 275 subscribers as measured 13 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/maruskiny_zakroma.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.