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Мама Амстердама

@mama_amsterdama

On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Advertising · Posts · Citations · Telegram's recommendations · Cite this entry

5,614subscribers

-369 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 3,162–10,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001589871091
TypeChannel
Username@mama_amsterdama
CreatedBetween 1 August 2021 and 28 February 2023 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded7 August 2026
Last confirmed live17 September 2026
Measurements held13
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 17 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/mama_amsterdama

Topic

Personal blog — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 12 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 89% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

5,6145,9835,798.57 August 2026 — 5,983 subscribers7 August 2026 — 5,983 subscribers10 August 2026 — 5,936 subscribers14 August 2026 — 5,911 subscribers17 August 2026 — 5,887 subscribers21 August 2026 — 5,866 subscribers24 August 2026 — 5,822 subscribers28 August 2026 — 5,787 subscribers31 August 2026 — 5,752 subscribers4 September 2026 — 5,730 subscribers9 September 2026 — 5,711 subscribers13 September 2026 — 5,659 subscribers17 September 2026 — 5,614 subscribers7 August 202617 September 2026
13 measurements spanning 41 days, net -369. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 5,559–6,038 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
17 Sept 2026, 06:165,614-45
13 Sept 2026, 10:405,659-52
9 Sept 2026, 19:205,711-19
4 Sept 2026, 20:565,730-22
31 Aug 2026, 19:175,752-35
28 Aug 2026, 09:075,787-35
24 Aug 2026, 22:235,822-44
21 Aug 2026, 03:045,866-21
17 Aug 2026, 17:355,887-24
14 Aug 2026, 03:365,911-25
10 Aug 2026, 23:275,936-47
7 Aug 2026, 09:015,983no change
7 Aug 2026, 08:505,983first reading

Engagement

14 posts held, back to 26 July 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 9 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 14 posts for this entry, the most recent from 10 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

What this channel posts

Video runtime
43s
Average length
14s

Measured directly from 3 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no mark.

Reaction mix

1,867 reactions across 14 posts, in 8 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 58.3% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
🤣1,08858.3%
43423.2%
😍1578.41%
👍804.28%
🔥653.48%
🤝231.23%
💔170.911%
custom 492020357381750848630.161%

Custom emoji. One row above is a Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The count beside it is Telegram’s.

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 14 of the 14 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 1,867 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 14 most recent posts we hold, published 26 July 2026 to 10 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Advertising

Ad load
7.14%
1 of 14 posts carry an ad marker
Regulatory tokens
1
posts carrying an erid · 1 distinct token
Median views · ads
578
over 1 measured post
Median views · rest
1,320
over 13 measured posts

An ad marker, not a judgement about a post. A post is counted here because it carries one of two explicit markings: an erid token, which Russian law has required on paid placements since 2022 and which is issued against a specific advertising contract, or a #реклама / #ad hashtag in the body, which is the channel declaring it itself. The first is documentary; the second is a self-declaration and is weaker. No classifier reads the text and decides — nothing on this site guesses that a post is an advertisement.

This is a floor, and it can only ever be a floor. A channel that runs paid placements without marking them produces no marker for us to count, and an unmarked ad is indistinguishable from an ordinary post on the public surface. The ad load above therefore means “the share of posts that declared themselves”, never “the share of posts that were paid for”. A low figure is not evidence of a channel that runs few ads.

Both figures are medians, and no ratio between them is published. Each is a view reading that actually occurred on a post, picked by percentile_disc rather than averaged, so one viral post cannot move it and no interpolated value is invented between two readings. The sample on one side is under five posts, which is too thin to compare. The two figures are shown side by side with the count behind each, and deliberately not divided into a headline like “ads get x% fewer views” — an arithmetic that is easy to print and, at this sample size, means nothing.

Advertising tokens recorded on this entry
eridPostsFirst seenLast seen
CQH36pWzJqVJAxS4xrptQsgdg5zQtQYbBpQWotAXadu82u110 August 202610 August 2026

A token repeated across several posts is one advertising contract placed more than once, which is what the identifier is for. The strings are reproduced exactly as they appeared in the post or in its click-through URL and are not validated against any registry — we record the marker a channel published, and whether it resolves to a real contract is a question for the register that issued it.

Measured over the 14 most recent posts we hold, published 26 July 2026 to 10 August 2026. Views are the latest single reading held for each post, and any reading at or above 1,000 is rounded by Telegram to three significant figures.

Recent posts

10 Aug 2026, 07:01 UTC578 views28 reactionsread 12 August 2026
Advertisementerid CQH36pWzJqVJAxS4xrptQsgdg5zQtQYbBpQWotAXadu82u

Мир так меняется, что даже взрослые плавают в современных профессиях. Что говорить о детях. В школьные годы я бы подумала, что менеджер по продукту продает товары в супермаркете, лизинг и маркетинг — это когда лижешь марки на главпочтамте, а дата-аналитик анализирует исторические даты. И ладно профессии. Почувствовать, к какой у тебя талант, что в будущем принесёт удовольствие и чувство реализованности, — задачка со

👍1513

9 Aug 2026, 19:36 UTC759 views142 reactionsread 12 August 2026

От лукавого это всё, короче. Лучший кофе у нас дома утром. В этом я недавно убедилась. Прихожу на кухню: стоит, как всегда, моя красивая чашка с красивой пенкой. Ритуально подношу к носу, чтобы вдохнуть аромат, а меня из нее словно пират засосал, простите. Такой, который чарочку рома хряпнул. Ну думаю, чего поутру не привидится. Отпила — чуть не захмелела. В глазах немой вопрос к мужу: что ты меня, кормящую женщину

🤣117👍1510

9 Aug 2026, 19:21 UTC748 views63 reactionsread 12 August 2026
Video

Ручная работа бариста — всё. Съездили сегодня в Павелецкую Плазу, потому что одна известная кофейня перешли на китайский автопром. Шайтан-машины варят эспрессо из заготовленного концентрата колд-брю, а молоко взбивают без человеческого участия ультразвуком. Латте-арта, конечно, ждать не приходится, но красиво, технологично и быстро. А ещё недостаточно вкусно, чтобы вернуться или насыпать корицу в четверг😭 До последне

🤣437🤝7💔6

8 Aug 2026, 12:22 UTC875 views95 reactionsread 12 August 2026

Вчера около 8 вечера, выгуливая наших девчонок на детской площадке, Андрей стал свидетелем телефонного разговора. Дальше повествование от мужа, интеллигентная лексика и пунктуация автора сохранены. Пацан на вид лет 10 звонит маме и максимально будничным спокойным голосом выдает: мам, у меня перелом пальца Мама: *что-то неразборчивое из трубки Мальчик: ну я ещё немного погуляю и приду домой Мама *опять что-то нера

🤣8114

7 Aug 2026, 15:44 UTC964 views138 reactionsread 12 August 2026

До сих пор подписана на некоторые нидерландские паблики. Ститатстика дня: голландские работодатели на 15% реже приглашают соискателей на очное собеседование, если не могут найти их страницы в соцсетях. Отсутствие публичности они считывают как недостаток и подозрительный признак. Многие компании прямо объясняют, что уже до личной встречи хотели бы оценить, можно ли доверять человеку, направившему резюме. Тем временем

🤣11213🤝8💔5

5 Aug 2026, 19:40 UTC≈1,180 views119 reactionsread 12 August 2026
Photo

Какие-то легенды. Светлане ещё учиться и учиться

🤣110👍6custom 49202035738175084863

5 Aug 2026, 07:03 UTC≈1,250 views50 reactionsread 12 August 2026

Всем, кто так же слаб в нетворкинге, как я: список беспроигрышных тем для непринужденного Slavic смолл-тока! 1. Обсудить, какими способами вас наказывали в детстве 2. От какой зависимости умерли ваши родственники 3. Ваша первая работа в 12 лет 4. История ларька, в котором продавали сигареты и алкоголь школьникам 5. О каком маньяке ходили легенды в вашем дворе 6. В какой жуткой больнице вы лежали в детс

👍2515🤣10

3 Aug 2026, 18:04 UTC≈1,320 views209 reactionsread 12 August 2026

Честное слово, не так много людей, которые могут свести меня с ума. Моя 4-летка, которая рыдает над десертом, если не успела закрыть глаза, чтобы он появился, «как волшебство». Муж, не видящий в упор предметы перед собой, на которые я показываю. И недалекие покупатели с Авито, которым все всё должны. С этими переездами и ремонтом у нас оказались без надобности практически новые вещи, которые использовались пару меся

🤣16327👍19

2 Aug 2026, 19:24 UTC≈1,350 views249 reactionsread 12 August 2026
Photo

Это мы гуляли, будто дружная благополучная семья. Будто никто не орал как потерпевший «считаю до трех», «а ну быстро я сказала», «не трогай, да, не трогай, хватит, я кому сказала не трогай», «что они такие проблемные», «во сколько лет они обычно съезжают», «я с вами в жизни больше никуда не пойду». Не спасайте нас, мы там, где хотим быть🔪 но это не точно Как прошли ваши выходные? P.s. у младшей мозоли от ползания 😂

😍12589🤣27🔥8

31 Jul 2026, 17:47 UTC≈1,790 views152 reactionsread 12 August 2026

Сериал про Фарида продолжается. Диалог во время мытья маленькой, но очень разговорчивой головы: — Мам я устала играть с Фаридом. Объясняю, что хочу передохнуть от него и поиграть с Полиной, а он вообще не понимает! — Может, вам втроем поиграть с Фаридом и Полиной? — Нет, он только со мной хочет. Постоянно меня балует! — Огоо, — уточняю с нескрываемым любопытством и с чуть скрываемым страхом, — и чем он тебя балует?

🤣13814

31 Jul 2026, 10:13 UTC≈1,820 views313 reactionsread 12 August 2026

Когда-то я была настолько гиперответственным человеком, что отвечала на рабочие письма в 02:30 ночи. В буквальном смысле просыпалась попить водички, видела сообщение, полученное в 01:50, и писала ответ, потому что иначе не смогла бы уснуть со своей тревожностью. Особенно если в письме был наезд и токсичность. А вчера я, как всегда, в последний момент опомнилась, что дома заканчивается питьевая вода. Оформила заказ н

220🔥57😍32🤣4

29 Jul 2026, 09:32 UTC≈1,710 views102 reactionsread 12 August 2026
Photo

Когда немного наврал в резюме

🤣993

Showing the 12 most recent of 14 posts we hold for @mama_amsterdama. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Mentions

Names

Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Appears in Telegram’s recommendations for other channels

The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.

Женщина и прочие неприятности
@conflict_in · 49,596
Telegram ranks this channel #15 of 86 here — alongside 85 others — read 25 August 2026
Барышня шутить изволит
@baryshnya_shutit · 45,494
Telegram ranks this channel #60 of 84 here — alongside 83 others — read 27 August 2026

This channel appears in 2 seed channels' Telegram-generated recommendation lists in total. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 17 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Мама Амстердама” (@mama_amsterdama), 5,614 subscribers as measured 17 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/mama_amsterdama.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.