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@maladaptive_daydreaming_pro
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3subscribers
+1 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1003954388751 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @maladaptive_daydreaming_pro |
| Created | Between 1 April 2026 and 6 June 2026 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 14 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 3 October 2026 |
| Measurements held | 3 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 3 October 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/maladaptive_daydreaming_pro |
Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 3 October 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 59% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 3 Oct 2026, 20:55 | 3 | +1 |
| 14 Aug 2026, 05:32 | 2 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 19:29 | 2 | first reading |
20 posts held, back to 6 June 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 8 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
3 reactions across 2 posts, in 2 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 66.7% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| ❤ | 2 | 66.7% | |
| 🔥 | 1 | 33.3% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 2 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 3 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 6 June 2026 to 8 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
SILENCE When I told them "I am fine" and they believed. It was the moment I realised, we have become strangers again ~ Turkish Writer यानी ये खामोशी भी किसी काम की नहीं यानी ये बयां करके बताऊ की उदास हु ~ अंजान शख्स दुख अगर हमको अपना बताना नहीं आता, तुमको भी तो अंदाजा लगाना नहीं आता ~ वसीम बरेलवी हमें भी शौक ना था दास्ताँ सुनाने का फराज़ उसनें भी हाल पूछा था वैसे ही ~ अहमद फराज़
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Those with brains and no balls become Mathematicians. Those with balls and no brains become Mafia. Those with no brain and balls become Economists. (Nirmala Sitharaman is a prime example of it and Late Manmohan Singh is an exception)
To all those who are chasing dreams and existing not living. घर वो जगह है जिसे छोड़ने की चाहत में हम बड़े होते है और जहां लौटने की हसरत में बूढ़े ~ अंजान शख्स शाम आये और दिल घर के लिए मचल उठे, शाम आये और दिल के लिए कोई घर न हों। ~ अख्तर उस्मान बेवक़्त अगर जाऊंगा सब चौक पड़ेंगे एक उम्र हुई, दिन में कभी घर नहीं गया ~ बशीर बद्र
I don't feel particularly proud of myself. But when I walk alone in the woods or lie in the meadows, all is well.
Franz Kafka said - "There are times when I am convinced that I am unfit for any human relations." Mohsin Nakvi said- "मेरे हाथों की लकीरों में ये ऐब है मोहसिन, मैं जिस शख्स को छू लूँ वो मेरा नहीं रहता।।"
And when nobody wakes you up in the morning, and when nobody waits for you at night, and when you can do whatever you want. What do you call it, freedom or loneliness? But it is not so simple. Once you are free, you struggle to keep from becoming a slave again. And the weight of slavery is heavier than the weight of freedom.
I need to leave.To shuffle my surroundings. To wake up in cities I don't know my way around and have conversations in languages I cannot entirely comprehend. There is always this tremendous longing in my heart to be lost, the be someplace else, to be far far away from all of this. Beau Taplin
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Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @maladaptive_daydreaming_pro. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 3 October 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Escaping Reality” (@maladaptive_daydreaming_pro), 3 subscribers as measured 3 October 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/maladaptive_daydreaming_pro.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.