Other / unclassifiable — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 1 October 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 94% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Growth
3 measurements spanning 40 days, net +1. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 21–22 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)
Subscribers
Change
16 Sept 2026, 22:02
22
+1
11 Aug 2026, 14:16
21
no change
7 Aug 2026, 15:00
21
first reading
Engagement
20 posts held, back to 30 June 2024 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 4 October 2024. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Reaction mix
90 reactions across 20 posts, in 10 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 66.7% of them.
Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
Reaction
Count
Share
Share, drawn
🔥
60
66.7%
👍
19
21.1%
🥰
3
3.33%
🌚
2
2.22%
🎃
1
1.11%
🗿
1
1.11%
😢
1
1.11%
🤣
1
1.11%
🤯
1
1.11%
🦄
1
1.11%
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 20 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 90 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 30 June 2024 to 4 October 2024, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Telegram Stars
Stars received
7
across the posts below
Posts paid on
7
of 20 we hold a reading for · 35%
Most on one post
1
single highest reading
A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @maestro_vim. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.
Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.
This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.
Counted over the 20 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 30 June 2024 to 4 October 2024. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.
Gorilla - Pomegranate/Raspberry
Нетривиальное сочетание уже поднимает его до 5/10, но что же по самому вкусу?
Вначале идёт гранатовый морс в сочетании с сильной газацией, что слегка раздражает нёбо. Малина же в свою очередь, мелькает в течении всего глотка. То в начале вкуса, то в середине, то в конце. Всю эту беготню малины среди граната, портят те самые из семейства E950. Они же сахарозаменители. Вот она, та самая…
Tornado - greenapple
Кислое, слегка вяжущее (на послевкусии) яблоко. Думаю, что если бы не подсластители, то вкус был бы более раскрытый. а так это торнадо айсберри, но без холодка и голубики во вкусе)
6/10
Burn - Гуава
Что могу сказать. Во первых, хочу отметить отсутствие сахарозаменителей. Во вторых, гуава тут не чистая, я с чем-то по типу тропического микса. Ну и в третьих вкус получился сочным, и питким. Наконец-то хороший и вкусный бёрн.
7/10
The Scandalist pop the block - Razzberry Strawberry Caramel
Вот это уже очень необычная в хорошем смысле вещь. Пахнет как добрый кола с карамелью(точнее ароматизатор как в ней). По вкусу это нечто. Складная насыщеная клубника, плавно перетакающая в немного кислую малину. И завершает весь этот взрыв вкусов карамель. В общем сказка.
10/10
Monster - Assault
Банка выглядит необычно.
Но вкус.....
Это обычная кола, с привкусом корицы.
Буквально ничего особенного и интересного в нем нет. Увы опять скучный энергос.
5/10
Monster Juiced - Aussie Lemonade
Такая красивая банка, но такой скучный вкус. Это обычный кисленький лимонад. И всё. Даже ничего необычного не чувствуется. Скучный в общем.
6/10
The Scandalist Geneve - Blueberry Energy
Пахнет как ориг, но в запахе чувствуется нотка черники. В начале преобладает вкус орига, но он плавно пересекает в сладенькую чернику. В целом нормально, мне зашёл
7/10
Jaguar - Питахая гуава
Питахаю не почувствовал, во вкусе преобладает гуава, с весьма гаденьким привкусом(возможно это и есть та самая питахая). На послевкусии откуда-то вылезает неуместный ментол. Даже пить дальше не стал, вылил почти всю банку.
*Но хочу отметить отсутствие сахарозаменителей, что является небольшим плюсом в этой банке минусов.
3/10
Monster Nitro - Cosmic Peach
Очень плотная консистенция, по настоящему напомнило пиво. в целом это довольно сладкий персиковый напиток, с кремовым привкусом. Легко пьётся, даже не заметил как все выпил.
10/10
Monster - Lewis Hamilton
Идеальный баланс персика и нектарина, плавно переливаются оба фрукта.В целом годнота, сахзама даже не почувствовал.
9/10
👍3🔥2
Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @maestro_vim. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Stars beside a post are paid reactions — Telegram Stars, bought with money and spent on that post. They are a different unit from reactions and are never added to them, here or anywhere else on this page.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 16 September 2026 — this
entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Маэстро Виртуоз” (@maestro_vim), 22 subscribers as measured 16 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/maestro_vim.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.
