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Мои любимые юморески

@lovely_rzhaki

On this record: Topic · Observations · Also posting the same content · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Posts · Citations · Handles named that no longer answer · Cite this entry

9,788subscribers

-742 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 3,162–10,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1002404212418
TypeChannel
Username@lovely_rzhaki
CreatedBetween 1 September 2024 and 31 March 2025 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded7 August 2026
Last confirmed live26 September 2026
Measurements held32
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 26 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/lovely_rzhaki

Topic

Other / unclassifiable — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-UD-Q6_K_XL, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 10 August 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 69% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Observations

These are measurements, not verdicts. Each one below states something we counted, alongside the evidence it was counted from, so you can check it rather than take it. None of them is graded: every observation this register holds is recorded at severity 0, because the precision of the detectors behind them has not been measured yet, and a rating we cannot support is worse than none. Read each as a fact about the data, not as a judgement about the channel. How we measure.

Content that also appears on other registered channels

Posts published here appear word for word on 2 other registered channels. The matching is on the text itself, not on Telegram’s forward marker, so it finds a copy whether or not it was labelled as one.

Matching posts — open both and compare (6 of the pairs behind the counts below)
Posted firstThenOverlapGap
@lovely_rzhaki/6873 · this entry4 Aug 2026, 18:02 UTC@mStirlitz/246494 Aug 2026, 18:02 UTC1.00under a minute
@lovely_rzhaki/6875 · this entry5 Aug 2026, 08:04 UTC@mStirlitz/246515 Aug 2026, 08:04 UTC1.00under a minute
@lovely_rzhaki/6879 · this entry5 Aug 2026, 16:01 UTC@mStirlitz/246545 Aug 2026, 16:01 UTC1.00under a minute
@lovely_rzhaki/6885 · this entry6 Aug 2026, 16:00 UTC@mStirlitz/246606 Aug 2026, 16:00 UTC1.00under a minute
@lovely_rzhaki/6886 · this entry6 Aug 2026, 18:01 UTC@mStirlitz/246616 Aug 2026, 18:01 UTC1.00under a minute
@lovely_rzhaki/6888 · this entry7 Aug 2026, 06:02 UTC@mStirlitz/246637 Aug 2026, 06:02 UTC1.00under a minute
Every channel this entry shares post bodies with
ChannelMatching postsText overlapTypical gapPublished first
@mStirlitz13 (8/8 hand-verifiable sample passed)1.00under a minute@mStirlitz (13–0)
@badjokes113 (8/8 hand-verifiable sample passed)1.00under a minute@badjokes1 (12–1)

Text overlap is the Jaccard coefficient over the set of distinct three-word phrases in the two bodies: 1.00 is identical wording, and the threshold for counting a pair at all is 0.70. Candidates are generated by simhash LSH (4 x 16-bit bands, exact Hamming <= 3) verified against the bodies with Jaccard over the SET of distinct 3-word shingles. Published first counts which side of each matching pair carries the earlier timestamp — in this corpus, which is the limitation directly below.

What this cannot establish

MEASURED, DOMINANT ERROR SOURCE: a post ingested before 2026-08-06 may have carried a forward header that was not recorded. A 45-pair hand-check against live t.me pages found 14 (31%) where the live page shows a forward header naming the other channel and the database has none, plus 4 more (9%) naming a third party. The text match itself was wrong 0 times out of 45. Read attribution_capture.items_in_trusted_window before treating the unattributed count as a claim.

Telegram lets a channel forward a post with a header naming the source, and we only began reliably recording that header on 2026-08-06. 15 of the 25 matches recorded here fall after that date and carried no header when we read them. The rest predate reliable capture and are not evidence either way.

“Published first” means first in this corpus. We hold 13 comparable posts for this entry, running 4 August 2026 to 7 August 2026. A channel we have read one page deep will look younger than a neighbour we have read in full, and the order would flip with no change in the underlying facts.

The detector’s own notes on this observation, as it recorded them. Names in this_style are fields of the underlying evidence record, which the plain-English paragraphs above read out for this entry.

  • Verbatim republication has three causes and the text separates only two: a clone/mirror, unattributed copy-paste, or BOTH channels copying a common third source that neither attributes. The spread filter (content held by at most 8 channels) reduces the third and does not remove it.
  • 'Earliest' means earliest IN THIS CORPUS. A channel ingested one page deep will look younger than a neighbour ingested in full; corpus_coverage above is there to be checked before the direction is believed.
  • shared_verified_est extrapolates the sampled pass rate over the full narrow match count; sampled/passed are the numbers actually measured.
  • Absence of a forward header is not proof of intent: Telegram lets a channel disable forward attribution, and a credit written in the body is not parsed as attribution here (mention_edge_either_way above is the closest available signal).

Across the whole group of 3, the earliest publisher we hold is @badjokes1. That is a statement about our reading window, not a claim of authorship.

Recorded under the key clone_copy, last confirmed 7 August 2026. An observation that a later pass no longer finds is cleared, and a cleared observation is removed from this page rather than being shown struck through — we do not keep publishing a claim we have withdrawn. Dispute an observation.

Also posting the same content

This channel’s posts match, word for word or near enough, posts on 2 other registered channels, found by comparing text fingerprints across every channel on the register. That matching has been checked by hand against the live Telegram pages and found reliable — 0 wrong of 45 pairs re-read.

Which channel, if either, published first is deliberately not shown. The same hand-check found that reading wrong 18 of 45 times — 60%, no better than a coin flip — because it depends on how deep our own crawl happened to reach into each channel’s history, not on when the content was actually first posted. This list is ordered by subscriber count, the same as every other listing on this site, never by which channel we think came first. Word-for-word matching has several ordinary explanations besides copying — a channel mirroring itself, an unattributed repost, or two channels independently repeating the same wire story — and this measurement cannot tell those apart. How this is measured.

Growth

9,78810,53010,1597 August 2026 — 10,530 subscribers7 August 2026 — 10,530 subscribers8 August 2026 — 10,524 subscribers9 August 2026 — 10,507 subscribers10 August 2026 — 10,493 subscribers11 August 2026 — 10,480 subscribers11 August 2026 — 10,459 subscribers13 August 2026 — 10,436 subscribers14 August 2026 — 10,426 subscribers15 August 2026 — 10,400 subscribers16 August 2026 — 10,369 subscribers17 August 2026 — 10,351 subscribers18 August 2026 — 10,325 subscribers20 August 2026 — 10,309 subscribers20 August 2026 — 10,288 subscribers22 August 2026 — 10,271 subscribers23 August 2026 — 10,255 subscribers25 August 2026 — 10,226 subscribers26 August 2026 — 10,204 subscribers27 August 2026 — 10,189 subscribers28 August 2026 — 10,179 subscribers29 August 2026 — 10,164 subscribers30 August 2026 — 10,150 subscribers31 August 2026 — 10,142 subscribers1 September 2026 — 10,123 subscribers2 September 2026 — 10,113 subscribers3 September 2026 — 10,099 subscribers5 September 2026 — 10,069 subscribers8 September 2026 — 10,019 subscribers11 September 2026 — 9,984 subscribers15 September 2026 — 9,936 subscribers26 September 2026 — 9,788 subscribers7 August 202626 September 2026
32 measurements spanning 50 days, net -742. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 9,677–10,641 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 32
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
26 Sept 2026, 11:589,788-148
15 Sept 2026, 08:589,936-48
11 Sept 2026, 08:569,984-35
8 Sept 2026, 14:2210,019-50
5 Sept 2026, 07:4110,069-30
3 Sept 2026, 13:2110,099-14
2 Sept 2026, 09:1710,113-10
1 Sept 2026, 06:5810,123-19
31 Aug 2026, 07:5310,142-8
30 Aug 2026, 04:4610,150-14
29 Aug 2026, 04:0510,164-15
28 Aug 2026, 01:4510,179-10
27 Aug 2026, 04:3710,189-15
26 Aug 2026, 07:2510,204-22
25 Aug 2026, 03:4510,226-29
23 Aug 2026, 18:5410,255-16
22 Aug 2026, 05:3710,271-17
20 Aug 2026, 23:4610,288-21
20 Aug 2026, 01:2210,309-16
18 Aug 2026, 23:3210,325first reading

Engagement

221 posts held, back to 4 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 36 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
0.056%
avg views ÷ 9,788 subscribers
Avg views / post
5.5
6 posts measured
Reaction rate
—
this channel exposes no reaction counts
Posts in window
6
of 221 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 28 August 2026
Posts held221 (4 August 2026 – 28 August 2026)
Views total33
Reactions total—
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken29 Aug 2026, 03:44 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Video runtime
1m 17s
Average length
15s

Measured directly from 5 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.

Recent posts

28 Aug 2026, 20:01 UTC3 viewsread 29 August 2026

Как называется место в лесу, где и смешно и грустно? . . . . . Биполяночка

28 Aug 2026, 18:01 UTC5 viewsread 29 August 2026

В школу пришла новая учительница и начала знакомится с детьми: -Тебя как зовут? -Петя Синицин -А тебя? -Маша Петрова -А ты за последней партой как тебя зовут? -(тонким и тихим голосом)Пися Камушкин -Как? -(также)Пия Камушкин. -Ну-ка встань и скажи как мужик! -(поднимается и орёт) ХУЙ БУЛЫЖНИКОВ!

28 Aug 2026, 16:04 UTC7 viewsread 29 August 2026

Один английский лорд попал в кораблекрушение и был выброшен на необитаемый остров. Там он построил три хижины, и когда его нашли моряки, то они спросили: - Зачем вам одному три хижины? Он ответил: - Ну как же,первая мне нужна для того,чтобы спать в ней.Вторая,чтобы есть в ней - А третья? - Так вот же она.

28 Aug 2026, 15:08 UTC6 viewsread 29 August 2026
Forwarded from @cerb_newsPhoto

В Telegram появилось лицензионное казино Пробуйте: @TonPlay

28 Aug 2026, 14:03 UTC5 viewsread 29 August 2026

Поймал мужик золотую рыбку, она ему говорит: — Исполню 2 твоих желания — Банку жигуля и засохни)

28 Aug 2026, 12:04 UTC7 viewsread 29 August 2026

Раннее утро в селе, обычная семья мать, сын и отец без ног, которые потерял на войне. Сын собирается на охоту, берет ружье, патрон, тут к нему батя подползает и говорит: - Сынок, возьми меня на охоту, очень хочется! - Батя, да как я тебя возьму, у тебя ведь ног нет, какая от тебя польза? - А ты сынок посади меня в рюкзак за спину, а если вдруг увидим в медведя, ты в него стрельнешь - не попадешь, развернешся спиной, …

28 Aug 2026, 11:08 UTC7 viewsread 29 August 2026
Photo

Снова нет денег? 😒 Надоело постоянно занимать у друзей из-за крошечной зарплаты? 😏 Проходили... Мой доход начинается от 30к в день и потолка нет. Обучаю бесплатно 👈 Не беря с вас ни копейки! Принимаю в команду всех: - Кого не устраивает нынешняя зарплата - Кому интересна удаленная работа Критерии: - Ты свободен хотя бы 1 час в день - У тебя есть желание зарабатывать с небольшими вложениями Интересно? - Я помогу …

28 Aug 2026, 10:02 UTC4 viewsread 29 August 2026

- Не приняли меня в университет, Василий Иваныч, на истории срезался. Спросили меня, кто такой Цезарь, а я возьми и ляпни, что это жеребец пятого эскадрона. - Моя вина, Петька. Когда тебя не было, я его в седьмой перевел.

28 Aug 2026, 08:01 UTC6 viewsread 29 August 2026

Да ты че не знаешь? Петрович умер... - Да ты че! Как? - Да пришел домой, выпил, лег на диван, закурил... - Че, сгорел, что ли?! - Да не... Успел он окно открыть и в форточку прыгнуть... - Че разбился что ли? - Да не... Он перед тем как прыгать успел пожарных вызвать, они тент успели натянуть, он спружинил неудачно и опять в окно влетел... - Даёпт, че все-таки сгорел? - Да не... Он за раму зацепился и обратно сиганул.…

28 Aug 2026, 05:04 UTC10 viewsread 29 August 2026

Плывёт поручик Ржевский в лодке с Hаташей Ростовой. Hаташа: — Ой, поручик, смотрите — лебеди! Как бы я хотела стать лебедем... Поручик что-то ищет в воде. — Ой, поручик, смотрите, там в лесу олени! Как бы я хотела стать оленем... Поручик что-то ищет в воде. — Поручик!? Что вы там все время ищете?! — Раки... Раки.... Где же раки?

27 Aug 2026, 20:00 UTC15 viewsread 29 August 2026

Kaк бeззaбoтнaя нянькa нaзывaeт пиcaющиxcя дeтeй? Cyщaя мeлoчь

27 Aug 2026, 20:00 UTC12 viewsread 29 August 2026

Сидит за столом богатый каннибал и обедает русскими классиками. — Ммм, Толстой дольно жирный, но идеально проваренный. — Гоголь так приятно хрустит во рту! — А Тургенев какой восхитительный! Просто белиссимо! Вдруг начинает кашлять и плеваться. — Фу, это что ещё за говно? Есть его не возможно. Слуга робко отвечает: — Эт-то Максим Г-горький, сэр...

Showing the 12 most recent of 221 posts we hold for @lovely_rzhaki. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Forward network

Republishes

Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 26 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Мои любимые юморески” (@lovely_rzhaki), 9,788 subscribers as measured 26 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/lovely_rzhaki.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.